Disclaimer: I don't own anything, but the kitchen sink (Actually, I'm only renting the sink)
A/N: Okay before all of my reviewers decided to kill me, I'd like to apologize for the long update time. I would have updated sooner but I was having some really bad computer problems and I haven't been able to get on the internet until recently. Now I'll do what I normally do and thank my reviews so thanks to Haruko-2020, silvawolf, and uragainstme for reviewing. Well I guess I'll get on with the fic now.
Story: You really should know the name by now
Chapter 20: Flying Monkeys are Cool............or are they?
In Hojo's Secret Underground Lair
"GENTELEMAN BEHOLD!!!!" Hojo yelled, even though the only other 'people' in the lab were a Mog and a Chocobo. Then Hojo opened up a cage unveiling his new thing that does something. The Mog and Chocobo stared into the cage then gave Hojo a fuuny look.
"What is it?" The Mog asked, curious about the Thing in the cage.
"It's your mama Steve! Now get the Axe!!" Hojo yelled at the poor little mog who looked like he was really confused.
"My name's not Steve, and what's this about an axe...?" The Mog (Who is going to be refereed to as Steve from now on, even though it's not his name) started to ask but berore he could finish the Thing quickly ran out of it's cage and escaped Hojo's lab through the front door which, suprisingly, had no barricade or door or anything like that on it. God Hojo's stupid.
Back to the Heros
The heros were happily continuing their quest to find more OOC characters when they found something that was even more horrifying than Vincent. Yuffie was giving materia to some poor little kids. As if that weren't bad enough it looked like she wasn't trying to steal it back or rob the poor children blind. Yuffie was being........nice! (Dramatic Music starts playing). The Heros could do nothing more but stare in horror at this awful site.
"Hi Guys!" Yuffie yelled as she ran up to the Heros, who were still to shocked and horrified to respond. "Whoa you guys got a lot of cool materia" Yuffie said and had a mischevious look on her face. Just when it looked like Yuffie had returned to normal, she said something that horrified the heros far more than seeing her give free materia to children. "Oh well, that materia belongs to you guys so I guess I can't have it. Bye!" Yuffie said and walked off, while the heros couldn't seem to get the horrified looks of their faces.
Hojo's Secret Underground Place again
"Those heros are getting to close to my lair" Hojo said as he stared at some monitors. The weird thing was all of the monitors were blank. Steve (The Mog) and the Chocobo stared at each then at Hojo. Finally, Steve decided to speak up.
"But the heros are nowhere near your lab" Steve said and was completly ignored by Hojo. Hojo decided that to defeat the heros once and for all he would use another new invention of his, a nice little machined that Hojo called the RVG, or "Random Villian Generator". Basically it does what the name suggests and pops out a random villian to do the creators bidding. It'd probably be cool if it weren't random. Anyway, Hojo activated his new machine and within a matter of moments a new villian came out of the machine...
Once Again Back with the Heros
Cloud, Tifa, and the author (since I don't feel like refeering to them as "the heros" anymore) were all walking around looking for more OOC characters with horified looks on their faces. The encounters with Vincent and Yuffie kinda made them wonder whether or not they wanted to find everyone else. Suddenly, they heard a strange noise that sounded just like someone playing a violin. Before they could find the source to this strange music, something ran by in front of them so fast that it looked like a blur. Cloud and the others decided to follow it.
In the Ring
Inuyahsa and Sephiroth were still in the middle of their sissy fight, when the sound of some violin music distracted Sephiroth and Inuyasha was able to hit him in the face. This, however, seemed to have knocked the OOCness right out of Sephiroth and he hit Inuyasha who was then also knocked out of his OOCness. Just as the two were about to start fighting for real again, some strange thing ran up into the ring and started to hug Sephiroth. The thing started muttering things like "oh my poor Sephy-Weffy" and "do you have a boo-boo". It was around this time that the author and the others caught up and finally realized what the creature was.
It was in fact.......The One and Only Plush Jenova Playing the Violin while Eating Sushi!!! The new Jenova thing kept hugging Sephiroth, who kept trying to get it off of him, while everyone else tried not to laugh so they wouldn't earn some one-on-one time with the Masamune later. However, as the heros considered what to do with this new from of Jenova, something mysterious was spying on the unsuspecting characters...
Priview for Next Chapter:
The new plush Jenova continues to embarass the hell out of Sephiroth! Hojo's new villian is revealed! Steve tries to convince everyone that his name isn't Steve! For all this and less stay tuned for the next exciting chapter of "Swordsman Tournament"
A/N: Once again, I'd like to aplogize for the long time it took me to update, but I only got my Internet working recently and I now have a job (It's only watching my little brother, but I get paid so I consider it a job) and that makes it harder to update. While anyway till next chapter, Bye Everybody!
A/N: Okay before all of my reviewers decided to kill me, I'd like to apologize for the long update time. I would have updated sooner but I was having some really bad computer problems and I haven't been able to get on the internet until recently. Now I'll do what I normally do and thank my reviews so thanks to Haruko-2020, silvawolf, and uragainstme for reviewing. Well I guess I'll get on with the fic now.
Story: You really should know the name by now
Chapter 20: Flying Monkeys are Cool............or are they?
In Hojo's Secret Underground Lair
"GENTELEMAN BEHOLD!!!!" Hojo yelled, even though the only other 'people' in the lab were a Mog and a Chocobo. Then Hojo opened up a cage unveiling his new thing that does something. The Mog and Chocobo stared into the cage then gave Hojo a fuuny look.
"What is it?" The Mog asked, curious about the Thing in the cage.
"It's your mama Steve! Now get the Axe!!" Hojo yelled at the poor little mog who looked like he was really confused.
"My name's not Steve, and what's this about an axe...?" The Mog (Who is going to be refereed to as Steve from now on, even though it's not his name) started to ask but berore he could finish the Thing quickly ran out of it's cage and escaped Hojo's lab through the front door which, suprisingly, had no barricade or door or anything like that on it. God Hojo's stupid.
Back to the Heros
The heros were happily continuing their quest to find more OOC characters when they found something that was even more horrifying than Vincent. Yuffie was giving materia to some poor little kids. As if that weren't bad enough it looked like she wasn't trying to steal it back or rob the poor children blind. Yuffie was being........nice! (Dramatic Music starts playing). The Heros could do nothing more but stare in horror at this awful site.
"Hi Guys!" Yuffie yelled as she ran up to the Heros, who were still to shocked and horrified to respond. "Whoa you guys got a lot of cool materia" Yuffie said and had a mischevious look on her face. Just when it looked like Yuffie had returned to normal, she said something that horrified the heros far more than seeing her give free materia to children. "Oh well, that materia belongs to you guys so I guess I can't have it. Bye!" Yuffie said and walked off, while the heros couldn't seem to get the horrified looks of their faces.
Hojo's Secret Underground Place again
"Those heros are getting to close to my lair" Hojo said as he stared at some monitors. The weird thing was all of the monitors were blank. Steve (The Mog) and the Chocobo stared at each then at Hojo. Finally, Steve decided to speak up.
"But the heros are nowhere near your lab" Steve said and was completly ignored by Hojo. Hojo decided that to defeat the heros once and for all he would use another new invention of his, a nice little machined that Hojo called the RVG, or "Random Villian Generator". Basically it does what the name suggests and pops out a random villian to do the creators bidding. It'd probably be cool if it weren't random. Anyway, Hojo activated his new machine and within a matter of moments a new villian came out of the machine...
Once Again Back with the Heros
Cloud, Tifa, and the author (since I don't feel like refeering to them as "the heros" anymore) were all walking around looking for more OOC characters with horified looks on their faces. The encounters with Vincent and Yuffie kinda made them wonder whether or not they wanted to find everyone else. Suddenly, they heard a strange noise that sounded just like someone playing a violin. Before they could find the source to this strange music, something ran by in front of them so fast that it looked like a blur. Cloud and the others decided to follow it.
In the Ring
Inuyahsa and Sephiroth were still in the middle of their sissy fight, when the sound of some violin music distracted Sephiroth and Inuyasha was able to hit him in the face. This, however, seemed to have knocked the OOCness right out of Sephiroth and he hit Inuyasha who was then also knocked out of his OOCness. Just as the two were about to start fighting for real again, some strange thing ran up into the ring and started to hug Sephiroth. The thing started muttering things like "oh my poor Sephy-Weffy" and "do you have a boo-boo". It was around this time that the author and the others caught up and finally realized what the creature was.
It was in fact.......The One and Only Plush Jenova Playing the Violin while Eating Sushi!!! The new Jenova thing kept hugging Sephiroth, who kept trying to get it off of him, while everyone else tried not to laugh so they wouldn't earn some one-on-one time with the Masamune later. However, as the heros considered what to do with this new from of Jenova, something mysterious was spying on the unsuspecting characters...
Priview for Next Chapter:
The new plush Jenova continues to embarass the hell out of Sephiroth! Hojo's new villian is revealed! Steve tries to convince everyone that his name isn't Steve! For all this and less stay tuned for the next exciting chapter of "Swordsman Tournament"
A/N: Once again, I'd like to aplogize for the long time it took me to update, but I only got my Internet working recently and I now have a job (It's only watching my little brother, but I get paid so I consider it a job) and that makes it harder to update. While anyway till next chapter, Bye Everybody!