Disclaimer: I don't own FFVII
A/N: Sorry if it took awhile to post this chapter but I've been kinda busy. With my excuses for not updating aside it's time to thank my reviewers so thanks to silvawolf, Haruko-2020, nanashi, and Yamamoto Kou for reviewing my last chapter and now I'll get on with the fic.
Story: Swordsman Tournament.........OF DOOM!!!!!
Chapter Twenty-One: Chocobos will one day rule the world
In The Ring
The new Jenova thing was busy hugging Sephirtoh (Who was trying to escape) while the others watched. Then something came out of the shadows, something completly unexpected. It was.....Someone! Actually it was Sephiroth's REAL Mother (you know the scietist lady). Lucretia stormed into the center of the ring to get eye to eye with the weird Jenova thing that claimed to be Sephiroths mommy. This was actually knida diffictult because the Jenova thing didn't seem to have eyes since she is a really freaky alien thing.
As Lucretia and Jenova were arguing over which one of them was really Sephiroth's mother, everyone else watched and started to bet on who'd win if they started to fight. To everyone's suprised they both pulled out rubber chickins and started to fight each other with them. While everyone else was placing bets on who would win the fight, Cloud decided to ask the author somethig.
"Um..why are they fighting with rubber chickens" After Cloud asked the author this, the author rolled his eyes and simply said "Budget cuts". Cloud was now even more confuesed than before. "Budget Cuts! This is a fanfic you don't have a budget! I mean if you wanted to you could make a Super Hyper Mega Death Beam appear out of thin air!" Cloud yelled at the author.
"That's ridiculous" The author casually replied. It was Cloud's turn to roll his eyes as he pointed behind the author and said "Then what's that?". Cloud was pointing to the conviently placed Super Hyper Mega Death Beam that just happened to appear out of nowhere. "I have no idea what your talking about" The author replied and before Cloud could hurt him everyone heard Sephiroth yell.
"THAT'S IT!!" Sephiroth had obviously had enough of the folishness going on in the ring and he decided to break the fight up the only way he knew how. So he threw a rubber ducky into the middle of the ring. However, while the ducky was flying through the air it happened to hit the Jenova creature (There's no way in hell I'm spelling it's name out again). Suddenly the creature suprised everybody by screaming.
"NO!! A RUBBER DUCKY!! MY ONE WEAKNESS!!!" Then the Jenova creature exploded. Everyone else had suprised look on their faces and no one said anything till Sephiroth spoke up.
"Well....I didn't see that coming" Everyone else nodded their agreement.
In Hojo's Secret Underground Lab
Hojo was currently hopping around the lab on a pogo stick, when he suddenly stopped and gasped like something terrible had just happened. "I sense a disturbance in the Force" Hojo said in an eerie voice. Before he could say anything else, however, they appeared. The most ferocious group of fighters ever jumped out of the shadows. This group was so powerful that even authors feared them. They are....THE LAW NINJA!!! Before Hojo could even scream they managed to beat him up, destroy his lab and sue him for ripping off Star Wars (Law Ninja are Ninjas/Lawyers....scary isn't it).
While Hojo was trying to recover from the shock of being horribly beaten and sued at the same time, Steve decided to ask him what the "disturbane" he "sensed" was. Hojo just sat there for a little while then started to cry like a little baby.
"They destroyed my One and Only Plush Jenova that Plays the Violin while Eating Sushi Steve!" Hojo yelled out then started to cry again. Normally he would have felt bad for him, but Steve had finally had enough of being called Steve.
"My Names Not Steve!!" He yelled at Hojo. Hojo just sat there for awhile and finally asked him what his name was then. "Steve" smiled then said his name. "My Name is Really....Kaisevddobdlkfgeatdafdsagfj, Destroyer of Worlds, Eater of Kupo Nuts, Devourer of..." However before the Mog could get any further saying his incredibly long name Hojo interupted him.
"Sure whatever you say Steve" Hojo said then started to plan out what he was going to do now that his lab was destroyed. He was so focused on his thinking that he didn't noticed that Steve was secretly plotting against him with the Chocobo.
Back With the Good Guys
Suddenly the author said something. "My Author sense is tingling, I think the OOC virus is gone". Before anyone could ask him how he came to this conclusion, some Law Ninja jumped out of nowhere and started to chase the author yelling at him about ripping off Spiderman. While the author was busy trying to escape the Law Ninja, someone very familiar walked up to the heros. It was none other than everybody's favorite flower girl Aeris! However, since she was still OOC (It takes awhile to wear off.....gotta go runs away from the law ninja) she was wearing a black gothic like outfit instead of her usual attire.
Before anyone could try to snap her out of he OOCness, she started reciting quotes from Vincents Big Book of Depressing Quotes (In Stores Now!!). Now Everybody was depressed. While everybody but the author (who was still running away) and Sephiroth (who was to busy drooling over the fact that Aeris was wearing a black leather outfit to listen to a word she was saying)...
Priview for Next Chapter:
Can Everyone Escape from Aeris' incredibly depressing quotes? Will the author get away from the Law Ninja? What is Hojo planning on doing next? Will I ever get back to the fights? Find out on the Next Exciting Episode...err...Chapter of Swordsman Tournament!
A/N: Sorry it took so long to update but I had a little trouble thinking of Ideas for this chapter. If anyone has any suggestions they are more than welcome. Well till next time, Bye Everybody!
A/N: Sorry if it took awhile to post this chapter but I've been kinda busy. With my excuses for not updating aside it's time to thank my reviewers so thanks to silvawolf, Haruko-2020, nanashi, and Yamamoto Kou for reviewing my last chapter and now I'll get on with the fic.
Story: Swordsman Tournament.........OF DOOM!!!!!
Chapter Twenty-One: Chocobos will one day rule the world
In The Ring
The new Jenova thing was busy hugging Sephirtoh (Who was trying to escape) while the others watched. Then something came out of the shadows, something completly unexpected. It was.....Someone! Actually it was Sephiroth's REAL Mother (you know the scietist lady). Lucretia stormed into the center of the ring to get eye to eye with the weird Jenova thing that claimed to be Sephiroths mommy. This was actually knida diffictult because the Jenova thing didn't seem to have eyes since she is a really freaky alien thing.
As Lucretia and Jenova were arguing over which one of them was really Sephiroth's mother, everyone else watched and started to bet on who'd win if they started to fight. To everyone's suprised they both pulled out rubber chickins and started to fight each other with them. While everyone else was placing bets on who would win the fight, Cloud decided to ask the author somethig.
"Um..why are they fighting with rubber chickens" After Cloud asked the author this, the author rolled his eyes and simply said "Budget cuts". Cloud was now even more confuesed than before. "Budget Cuts! This is a fanfic you don't have a budget! I mean if you wanted to you could make a Super Hyper Mega Death Beam appear out of thin air!" Cloud yelled at the author.
"That's ridiculous" The author casually replied. It was Cloud's turn to roll his eyes as he pointed behind the author and said "Then what's that?". Cloud was pointing to the conviently placed Super Hyper Mega Death Beam that just happened to appear out of nowhere. "I have no idea what your talking about" The author replied and before Cloud could hurt him everyone heard Sephiroth yell.
"THAT'S IT!!" Sephiroth had obviously had enough of the folishness going on in the ring and he decided to break the fight up the only way he knew how. So he threw a rubber ducky into the middle of the ring. However, while the ducky was flying through the air it happened to hit the Jenova creature (There's no way in hell I'm spelling it's name out again). Suddenly the creature suprised everybody by screaming.
"NO!! A RUBBER DUCKY!! MY ONE WEAKNESS!!!" Then the Jenova creature exploded. Everyone else had suprised look on their faces and no one said anything till Sephiroth spoke up.
"Well....I didn't see that coming" Everyone else nodded their agreement.
In Hojo's Secret Underground Lab
Hojo was currently hopping around the lab on a pogo stick, when he suddenly stopped and gasped like something terrible had just happened. "I sense a disturbance in the Force" Hojo said in an eerie voice. Before he could say anything else, however, they appeared. The most ferocious group of fighters ever jumped out of the shadows. This group was so powerful that even authors feared them. They are....THE LAW NINJA!!! Before Hojo could even scream they managed to beat him up, destroy his lab and sue him for ripping off Star Wars (Law Ninja are Ninjas/Lawyers....scary isn't it).
While Hojo was trying to recover from the shock of being horribly beaten and sued at the same time, Steve decided to ask him what the "disturbane" he "sensed" was. Hojo just sat there for a little while then started to cry like a little baby.
"They destroyed my One and Only Plush Jenova that Plays the Violin while Eating Sushi Steve!" Hojo yelled out then started to cry again. Normally he would have felt bad for him, but Steve had finally had enough of being called Steve.
"My Names Not Steve!!" He yelled at Hojo. Hojo just sat there for awhile and finally asked him what his name was then. "Steve" smiled then said his name. "My Name is Really....Kaisevddobdlkfgeatdafdsagfj, Destroyer of Worlds, Eater of Kupo Nuts, Devourer of..." However before the Mog could get any further saying his incredibly long name Hojo interupted him.
"Sure whatever you say Steve" Hojo said then started to plan out what he was going to do now that his lab was destroyed. He was so focused on his thinking that he didn't noticed that Steve was secretly plotting against him with the Chocobo.
Back With the Good Guys
Suddenly the author said something. "My Author sense is tingling, I think the OOC virus is gone". Before anyone could ask him how he came to this conclusion, some Law Ninja jumped out of nowhere and started to chase the author yelling at him about ripping off Spiderman. While the author was busy trying to escape the Law Ninja, someone very familiar walked up to the heros. It was none other than everybody's favorite flower girl Aeris! However, since she was still OOC (It takes awhile to wear off.....gotta go runs away from the law ninja) she was wearing a black gothic like outfit instead of her usual attire.
Before anyone could try to snap her out of he OOCness, she started reciting quotes from Vincents Big Book of Depressing Quotes (In Stores Now!!). Now Everybody was depressed. While everybody but the author (who was still running away) and Sephiroth (who was to busy drooling over the fact that Aeris was wearing a black leather outfit to listen to a word she was saying)...
Priview for Next Chapter:
Can Everyone Escape from Aeris' incredibly depressing quotes? Will the author get away from the Law Ninja? What is Hojo planning on doing next? Will I ever get back to the fights? Find out on the Next Exciting Episode...err...Chapter of Swordsman Tournament!
A/N: Sorry it took so long to update but I had a little trouble thinking of Ideas for this chapter. If anyone has any suggestions they are more than welcome. Well till next time, Bye Everybody!