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A/N: Well I'm back and I'm sorry if it took awhile for me to update but I was running out of ideas. Thankfully I have some more now so I should be able to start updating faster. Before I get this new chapter started I'm going to do what I do every chapter and thank my reviewers so thanks to Yamamoto Kou, Haruko-2020, Seriyu-the-ice-dragon, and Phaea. Now let's get this chapter started.
Story: Swordsman Tournament
Chapter Twenty-Two: The one chapter.....TO RULE THEM ALL!!!
Last Time on Swordsman Tournament
All the characters are standing around doing nothing.
"Hey Guys, I have an idea that's to DIE FOR!!" Sephiroth said with an evil grin. As everyone stared at Sephiroth he decided to voice his idea.
"LET'S DO THE CHICKEN DANCE!!" He shouted. Then they all did the chicken dance and everyone was happy till it started to rain.....oh and the world blew up for no apparent reason.
Now Back to Your Reguarly Scheduled Chapter
"What the hell was that?" Cloud asked the author with a suprised look on his face.
"While that was what heppened last chapter." The author answered with a big grin on his face.
"But that didn't happen last time" Cloud said sounding very confused.
"Yeah I know, that's the funny part' C.B. said, grinning like a moron. Then he realized something. "Hey how'd you know about that part at the begginning of the chapter anyway?"
"I read it" Cloud said and then pulled out a laptop which, conviently, had this very chapter loaded on it. The author just stared at it looking really confused, then he realized something else.
"Hey wait, wasn't I being chased by Law Ninja and you were being depressed because of Gothic Aeris" the author said then immediatly regretted it as Cloud went back to being depressed and he was tackled by Law Ninja.
In Hojo's Secret Underground Lair
"There all better!" Hojo said, looking over his "repaired" lab. Basically all Hojo did was duct tape everything, but that probably worked since we all know duct tape fixes everything, even relationships. Now as Hojo was thinkng of what a great job he did repairing the lab, Steve and the Chocobo were still busy plotting against him. They finally had a foolproof plan and all they needed to do was distract Hojo.
"Hey Hojo, I've got a great idea. Why don't you sing a song!" Steve said and Hojo eagerly accepted. Luckily for Steve and the Chocobo they had planned ahead and were both wearing earplugs so they couldn't hear a thing. While Steve pretended to enjoy Hojo's singing, The Chocobo stole several of Hojo's prized possesions and inventions using it's awesome ninja skills. Don't ask me why a chocobo would have awesome ninja skills, it just does.
After Hojo was done singing Steve and the chocobo made a quick escape and Hojo resumed fixing his lab, oblivious to the fact that the Chocobo and Steve had stolen almost everything in the lab. Yes he's that stupid.
Back To the Good Guys (Heroic Music plays)
The heros were still busy either being depressed (everybody that's not the author or Sephiroth) , getting horribly beaten (the author), or drooling (Sephiroth). Suddenly, everybody's favorite half-demon Inuyasha dropped to the ground, holding his ears and whimpering. Inuyasha was currently hearing Hojo's hearing thanks to his super demon hearing and it was obviously a very painful experinece. However, when Hojo stopped singing, Inuyasha realized that he wasn't depressed anymore and before she could say anything else Inuaysha snatched Vincent's Big Book of Depressing Quotes from her hands.
Since she wasn't say anything really depressing anymore everyone returned to normal (or at least as normal as they get). Seeing that the author was still getting horribly beaten, Aeris was still depressed, and Sephiroth was still drooling everyone tried to snap Sephiroth out of it. After 5 minutes of trying to talk him out of his stupor, they all got bored and just hit him in the head with a REALLY big rock. That knocked Sephiroth out of his drooling state and also happened to knock him out. Seeing as they had nothing better to do, everyone took turns poking Sephiroth with a stick till he woke up.
Now that he was awake and not drooling, Sephiroth looked around seeing the author was STILL being horribly beaten and Aeris was still really depressed he came up with a plan........
..............bet you thought that was the end didn't you? Anyways Sephiroth got a flower and held it in front of Aeris. Aeris started ranting some really depressing goth thing and Sephiroth realized this would call for drastic measures. Sephiroth plucked one peatl off the flower. The second he did this Aeris was back to her old self and beating the hell outta him with her staff while everyone else watched while eating popcorn...
Priview for Next Chapter:
What is Steve Planning? Will Hojo realize all of his stuff has been stolen? Will Anyone every help the author (probably not)? Stay tuned for this answers and some monkeys in the next exciting chapter of Swordsman Tournament.
A/N: Well I'm sorry it took so long to update and I want to thank everyone for reviewing and giving me such great ideas. I'm sure I'll fing a way to use them sooner or later. Well till next time, Bye Everybody!
A/N: Well I'm back and I'm sorry if it took awhile for me to update but I was running out of ideas. Thankfully I have some more now so I should be able to start updating faster. Before I get this new chapter started I'm going to do what I do every chapter and thank my reviewers so thanks to Yamamoto Kou, Haruko-2020, Seriyu-the-ice-dragon, and Phaea. Now let's get this chapter started.
Story: Swordsman Tournament
Chapter Twenty-Two: The one chapter.....TO RULE THEM ALL!!!
Last Time on Swordsman Tournament
All the characters are standing around doing nothing.
"Hey Guys, I have an idea that's to DIE FOR!!" Sephiroth said with an evil grin. As everyone stared at Sephiroth he decided to voice his idea.
"LET'S DO THE CHICKEN DANCE!!" He shouted. Then they all did the chicken dance and everyone was happy till it started to rain.....oh and the world blew up for no apparent reason.
Now Back to Your Reguarly Scheduled Chapter
"What the hell was that?" Cloud asked the author with a suprised look on his face.
"While that was what heppened last chapter." The author answered with a big grin on his face.
"But that didn't happen last time" Cloud said sounding very confused.
"Yeah I know, that's the funny part' C.B. said, grinning like a moron. Then he realized something. "Hey how'd you know about that part at the begginning of the chapter anyway?"
"I read it" Cloud said and then pulled out a laptop which, conviently, had this very chapter loaded on it. The author just stared at it looking really confused, then he realized something else.
"Hey wait, wasn't I being chased by Law Ninja and you were being depressed because of Gothic Aeris" the author said then immediatly regretted it as Cloud went back to being depressed and he was tackled by Law Ninja.
In Hojo's Secret Underground Lair
"There all better!" Hojo said, looking over his "repaired" lab. Basically all Hojo did was duct tape everything, but that probably worked since we all know duct tape fixes everything, even relationships. Now as Hojo was thinkng of what a great job he did repairing the lab, Steve and the Chocobo were still busy plotting against him. They finally had a foolproof plan and all they needed to do was distract Hojo.
"Hey Hojo, I've got a great idea. Why don't you sing a song!" Steve said and Hojo eagerly accepted. Luckily for Steve and the Chocobo they had planned ahead and were both wearing earplugs so they couldn't hear a thing. While Steve pretended to enjoy Hojo's singing, The Chocobo stole several of Hojo's prized possesions and inventions using it's awesome ninja skills. Don't ask me why a chocobo would have awesome ninja skills, it just does.
After Hojo was done singing Steve and the chocobo made a quick escape and Hojo resumed fixing his lab, oblivious to the fact that the Chocobo and Steve had stolen almost everything in the lab. Yes he's that stupid.
Back To the Good Guys (Heroic Music plays)
The heros were still busy either being depressed (everybody that's not the author or Sephiroth) , getting horribly beaten (the author), or drooling (Sephiroth). Suddenly, everybody's favorite half-demon Inuyasha dropped to the ground, holding his ears and whimpering. Inuyasha was currently hearing Hojo's hearing thanks to his super demon hearing and it was obviously a very painful experinece. However, when Hojo stopped singing, Inuyasha realized that he wasn't depressed anymore and before she could say anything else Inuaysha snatched Vincent's Big Book of Depressing Quotes from her hands.
Since she wasn't say anything really depressing anymore everyone returned to normal (or at least as normal as they get). Seeing that the author was still getting horribly beaten, Aeris was still depressed, and Sephiroth was still drooling everyone tried to snap Sephiroth out of it. After 5 minutes of trying to talk him out of his stupor, they all got bored and just hit him in the head with a REALLY big rock. That knocked Sephiroth out of his drooling state and also happened to knock him out. Seeing as they had nothing better to do, everyone took turns poking Sephiroth with a stick till he woke up.
Now that he was awake and not drooling, Sephiroth looked around seeing the author was STILL being horribly beaten and Aeris was still really depressed he came up with a plan........
..............bet you thought that was the end didn't you? Anyways Sephiroth got a flower and held it in front of Aeris. Aeris started ranting some really depressing goth thing and Sephiroth realized this would call for drastic measures. Sephiroth plucked one peatl off the flower. The second he did this Aeris was back to her old self and beating the hell outta him with her staff while everyone else watched while eating popcorn...
Priview for Next Chapter:
What is Steve Planning? Will Hojo realize all of his stuff has been stolen? Will Anyone every help the author (probably not)? Stay tuned for this answers and some monkeys in the next exciting chapter of Swordsman Tournament.
A/N: Well I'm sorry it took so long to update and I want to thank everyone for reviewing and giving me such great ideas. I'm sure I'll fing a way to use them sooner or later. Well till next time, Bye Everybody!