Disclaimer: I don't own FF7 and that's probably a good thing.
A/N: Yeah I know I took forever to update AGAIN! While since I guess your all ticked off I'll just get done thanking my reviewers real quick and then start this chapter so thanks to Seriyu-the-ice-dragon and Silvawolf for reviewing the last chapter and I'd also like to thank Silvawolf for reviewing chapter 21. Now that the thanks are finished, let's get this chapter started.
Story: Swordsman Tournament
Chapter Twenty-Three: Commence the Jiggiling!
With the Heros
Sephiroth was currently getting banaded up by Aeris after she realized that he was trying to help her stop being OOC. Sephiroth was currently enjoying this as Aeris was still wearing her Gothic-Like really revealing black outfit and he was getting an eyeful, making him a very content perverted little psycho villian. Meanwhile (HAHA! I've started using my favorite word again!), the author walked up to the group of heros looking like he'd just been horribly beaten for several hours straight. Gee I wonder why he looked like that? (I hope you noticed the sarcasm)
"Weren't you getting horribly beaten by Law Ninja?" Cloud asked while the other heros nodded their heads, all wondering how the author had managed to escape sine none of them had helped him (jerks).
"Well I was, but Spider-Man saved me" and to emphasis his point the author pointed behind him where Spider-Man was standing around all of the defeated Law Ninja. Curious about his motives, Tifa walked up to him and asked him why he would save the author when he had been stealing his line.
"Everyone gets one" Spider-Man replied before swinging away, never to be seen again (or at least not till they make another movie). All of the characters shrugeed and got back to what they were doing. which basically involed sitting around trying to think of something to do.
And Now For Someting Completly Diffrent
'Steve' and the Chocoboo were now hiding somewhere and looking at all the stuff they'd just stolen from Hojo.
"Let's see theres a Lightning Generator, The Random Villian Generator, a lot of useless crap..." Steve was saying while looking over all of Hojo's belogings. The Chocoboo 'warked' every couple of seconds just so no one would forget he was there and everyone would think he's cute. Yes he just had to keep the cute act up while he and the other chocoboos readied their armies to dominate the word.
As the mog kept looking through Hojo's things and the Chocoboo kept looking cute so you wouldn't now how evil it actually is, everything was peaceful until the Mog found something that had even the Chocoboo 'warking' in supriese. It was.......A PLOT DEVICE!!!
Now that I've Built the Suspense Up, Let's Get Back To the Good Guys
"Uhh....if those Law Ninja are dead, won't they just send more". Sephiroth said as he was finally done getting bandaged up (though he hadn't stopped giving Aeris a very perverted gaze). The author looked like he was in deep thought for awhile befoe finally responding.
"No, they'll probably just assume their guys succeded sine they didn't report in". The author said before putting on one of his stupid grins while everyone else just thought that there was no way in hell that the Law Ninja were going to assume they Ninja had accomplished their mission since they hadn't reported in.
Somewhere Else, IN the Super Secret Hiddin Lair of the Law Ninja to Protect Them From Vengeful Authors and Did I Mention This is One Incredibly Long Name For A Place That Won't Even Appear In This Fic After This Chapter
The super secret leader of the Law Ninja just started at the report in front of him, reading about how some of his Ninja hadn't returned from their latest fic infiltration mission.
"They didn't come back" The leader said to himself before also saying "That must mean they succeded! Let's Party!". So the Law Ninja partied, assuming their Ninja had destroyed the author because they, just like all the other villians in this fic, were really stupid.
Once Again We Return To the Good Guys
Sephiroth and Inuyasha were back in the ring as everyone had finally snapped out of the OOCness and the authors reviewers had started noticing how off track this story has gotten. So the two silver haired warriors were about to battle again. Only this time Sephiroth didn't hold back and instantly got a cool glow around him (his third form if you remember fighting him in Kingdom Hearts). He obviously wanted to finish this fight quickly so without a word he started to use one os his strongest attacks (the one were he maks that huge ball of glowing light after saying he will show you the promised land.
Inuyasha was ready for it though and already knew how to counter his attack and defeat Sephiroth at the same time. He'd wait for Sephiroth to throw the attack and then use the Backlash Wave (hopefully you've seen the newer episodes of Inuaysha on Adult Swim or you might not know what this is) and send Sephiroth's attack right back at him. After gathering all of his energy without any resistance from a certain half-demon (not that he could have interfered anyway since Sephiroth's invincible while performing that attack) Sephiroth threw the attack at Inuyasha. Seeing his chance, Inuyasha jumped in front to the energy ball and was about to use the Backlash Wave when a sudden piercing noise caught his attention and distracted him just long enough for the attack to hit him and knock him out of the ring.
Everyone was so suprised by what happened that no one noticed a certain mischevious fox demon hide a dog whistle in his outfit...
Priview for Next Chapter
The Fight Between Inuayasha and Sephiroth is finally over, but how will the fight between Sesshomaru and Cloud go? will the author ever start to update soon? What will Steve do now that he has a plot device? All of this questions and a bag of chips await you in the next exciting installment of....Swordsman Tournament!
A/N: Well I'd like to aplogize again for the wait and if anyone has anything really cool they thing Steve should do with the plot device please leave them in your reviews as I have some ideas but I'm not sure if there all that great. Anyway that's it for this chapter so goodbye for now!
A/N: Yeah I know I took forever to update AGAIN! While since I guess your all ticked off I'll just get done thanking my reviewers real quick and then start this chapter so thanks to Seriyu-the-ice-dragon and Silvawolf for reviewing the last chapter and I'd also like to thank Silvawolf for reviewing chapter 21. Now that the thanks are finished, let's get this chapter started.
Story: Swordsman Tournament
Chapter Twenty-Three: Commence the Jiggiling!
With the Heros
Sephiroth was currently getting banaded up by Aeris after she realized that he was trying to help her stop being OOC. Sephiroth was currently enjoying this as Aeris was still wearing her Gothic-Like really revealing black outfit and he was getting an eyeful, making him a very content perverted little psycho villian. Meanwhile (HAHA! I've started using my favorite word again!), the author walked up to the group of heros looking like he'd just been horribly beaten for several hours straight. Gee I wonder why he looked like that? (I hope you noticed the sarcasm)
"Weren't you getting horribly beaten by Law Ninja?" Cloud asked while the other heros nodded their heads, all wondering how the author had managed to escape sine none of them had helped him (jerks).
"Well I was, but Spider-Man saved me" and to emphasis his point the author pointed behind him where Spider-Man was standing around all of the defeated Law Ninja. Curious about his motives, Tifa walked up to him and asked him why he would save the author when he had been stealing his line.
"Everyone gets one" Spider-Man replied before swinging away, never to be seen again (or at least not till they make another movie). All of the characters shrugeed and got back to what they were doing. which basically involed sitting around trying to think of something to do.
And Now For Someting Completly Diffrent
'Steve' and the Chocoboo were now hiding somewhere and looking at all the stuff they'd just stolen from Hojo.
"Let's see theres a Lightning Generator, The Random Villian Generator, a lot of useless crap..." Steve was saying while looking over all of Hojo's belogings. The Chocoboo 'warked' every couple of seconds just so no one would forget he was there and everyone would think he's cute. Yes he just had to keep the cute act up while he and the other chocoboos readied their armies to dominate the word.
As the mog kept looking through Hojo's things and the Chocoboo kept looking cute so you wouldn't now how evil it actually is, everything was peaceful until the Mog found something that had even the Chocoboo 'warking' in supriese. It was.......A PLOT DEVICE!!!
Now that I've Built the Suspense Up, Let's Get Back To the Good Guys
"Uhh....if those Law Ninja are dead, won't they just send more". Sephiroth said as he was finally done getting bandaged up (though he hadn't stopped giving Aeris a very perverted gaze). The author looked like he was in deep thought for awhile befoe finally responding.
"No, they'll probably just assume their guys succeded sine they didn't report in". The author said before putting on one of his stupid grins while everyone else just thought that there was no way in hell that the Law Ninja were going to assume they Ninja had accomplished their mission since they hadn't reported in.
Somewhere Else, IN the Super Secret Hiddin Lair of the Law Ninja to Protect Them From Vengeful Authors and Did I Mention This is One Incredibly Long Name For A Place That Won't Even Appear In This Fic After This Chapter
The super secret leader of the Law Ninja just started at the report in front of him, reading about how some of his Ninja hadn't returned from their latest fic infiltration mission.
"They didn't come back" The leader said to himself before also saying "That must mean they succeded! Let's Party!". So the Law Ninja partied, assuming their Ninja had destroyed the author because they, just like all the other villians in this fic, were really stupid.
Once Again We Return To the Good Guys
Sephiroth and Inuyasha were back in the ring as everyone had finally snapped out of the OOCness and the authors reviewers had started noticing how off track this story has gotten. So the two silver haired warriors were about to battle again. Only this time Sephiroth didn't hold back and instantly got a cool glow around him (his third form if you remember fighting him in Kingdom Hearts). He obviously wanted to finish this fight quickly so without a word he started to use one os his strongest attacks (the one were he maks that huge ball of glowing light after saying he will show you the promised land.
Inuyasha was ready for it though and already knew how to counter his attack and defeat Sephiroth at the same time. He'd wait for Sephiroth to throw the attack and then use the Backlash Wave (hopefully you've seen the newer episodes of Inuaysha on Adult Swim or you might not know what this is) and send Sephiroth's attack right back at him. After gathering all of his energy without any resistance from a certain half-demon (not that he could have interfered anyway since Sephiroth's invincible while performing that attack) Sephiroth threw the attack at Inuyasha. Seeing his chance, Inuyasha jumped in front to the energy ball and was about to use the Backlash Wave when a sudden piercing noise caught his attention and distracted him just long enough for the attack to hit him and knock him out of the ring.
Everyone was so suprised by what happened that no one noticed a certain mischevious fox demon hide a dog whistle in his outfit...
Priview for Next Chapter
The Fight Between Inuayasha and Sephiroth is finally over, but how will the fight between Sesshomaru and Cloud go? will the author ever start to update soon? What will Steve do now that he has a plot device? All of this questions and a bag of chips await you in the next exciting installment of....Swordsman Tournament!
A/N: Well I'd like to aplogize again for the wait and if anyone has anything really cool they thing Steve should do with the plot device please leave them in your reviews as I have some ideas but I'm not sure if there all that great. Anyway that's it for this chapter so goodbye for now!