Hello all! I am sad because there is not so many reviews as I thought there would be… (thinking: Maybe they want me to review Tournament of Heroines and going on strike…). Anyway, thank y'all who did! And if anyone out there is reading this and not reviewing… SHAME ON YOU! Jk
Anyway here is the second chapter! Enjoy!
Chapter 2 Slade likes pistachio…
Jinx: What are you doing?
AgentM: (slurps root beer) A fanfiction sorceress's powers are driven by sugar intake. The more I drink the more energy I unleash. Where are we going anyway?
Jinx: Combat practice, you won't stand a chance.
AgentM: (face shadows, darkly) …I hope.
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Jinx: Gamma Maneuver!
Gizmo&Mammoth&Jinx: (spring into action)
AgentM: (in audience) Gimme an "H!" Gimme an "A!" Gimme an "E!" Gimme a "Y!" Gimme a "P!" What does that spell?
HIVE: Haeyp?
AgentM: GO, HAEYP!
BroBlood: I believe you are mistaken. Haeyp is the acronym for HIVE Academy of Extraordinary Young People.
AgentM: Oh… now it makes sense…
Gizmo&Mammoth&Jinx: (finished beating robot butt)
BroBlood: Now it is your turn AgentM, I wish to see you use your powers in combat.
AgentM: (sweating nervously) Oh, really my powers are more for torturing purposes…
BroBlood: Not to worry, I'm sure you will do fine…
AgentM: O-Okay… (grabs lab top and staggers onto arena)
Jinx: (giggles) she looks nervous!
Gizmo: New girl's going to croak!
AgentM: Um, okay (breathes heavily) I can do this.
Robots: (rise from ground and start coming towards AgentM)
AgentM: Aah! (closes eyes and starts typing on keyboard wildly, robots one at a time start bursting into flame, ice, ash, frog, etc)
Mammoth: Whoa, she's actually doing it.
AgentM: Oh no! (fingers keep flying across keyboard)
BroBlood: She is losing control.
AgentM: (fingers on keyboard become blur) must concentrate, must control my powers. Must think: BBXRae, BBXTerra, RobXStar, RobXRae, CyeX- X? Oh, I forgot! I-
Robot: (crushes labtop)
AgentM: …
Robot: …
AgentM: YOU! YOU CRUSHED MY LAB TOP! I DID NOT SAVE! (starts glowing with flaming black aura)
Robot: uh oh…
AgentM: MRAAAARRRR! (pounces on robot and rips it apart with teeth)
HIVE: (watching wide eyed as AgentM mutilates robots)
BroBlood: …excellent…
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AgentM: (is now happy; licking a robot's arm like a child licks icecream)
Jinx: What was that?
AgentM: (lick) what? (Lick)
BBee: You just destroyed all those robots!
AgentM: (lick) yeah (lick) but that story probably wouldn't get that many reviews, too random (lick)
BroBlood: I see that you couldn't control your powers…
BBee&Jinx: Headmaster!
AgentM: (lick) these are very tasty robots you manufacture here.
BroBlood: Yet, you are very powerful, very powerful, indeed.
AgentM: (lick) I bet they could come in three different flavors!
BroBlood: You would make a great pawn in my plans to rule the world.
AgentM: (lick) You could open up a chain of stores all around the world.
BroBlood: With my control, I will be able to even top Slade.
AgentM: (lick) Slade likes pistachio, but I am fonder of pecan praline.
BroBlood: Yes, I would very much like to top Slade…
AgentM: (lick) Of course, he always lets things expire in his fridge. He's not very bright.
BroBlood: Hold on, what did you say?
AgentM: (lick) I said he's not very bright. He never considers getting someone to fix his fridge. He always gets his apprentices to cook for him.
BroBlood: Who?
AgentM: Usually, Robin. He makes a mean shrimp scampi.
BroBlood: No, not that blasted titan! The other man!
AgentM: Who? You mean, Slade?
BroBlood: YES!
AgentM: Yeah, he likes pistachio.
BroBlood: Yes, you said that, but how do you know him!
AgentM: I –Uh… oops… blasted sugar high ranting!
BroBlood: How do you know Slade!
AgentM: I don't know him!
BroBlood: You were just talking about him!
AgentM: (sighs) I'm sorry I have to do this… (types in new lab top)
BroBlood: Guh (falls unconscious)
AgentM: …but when you wake, you will remember nothing of my ranting of Slade or his obsession with pistachio ice cream. You will question nothing of my dark past with Slade. You will also remember not to meddle in business far beyond your tiny mortal mind. You will remember nothing. So this fanfiction sorceress says, so it shall be… hehehe
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R&R