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Chapter 6

What to do when a boy wants your pants

"He WHAT?" Millicent screeched, her face turning a robust red and spit flying from her mouth, arms a flapping and her feet stomping and the damp ground early Saturday morning in front of the pristine mer people infested lake. Ginny had just told her about Draco Malfoy's attempt at coming on to her in the hallway. While being miffed at the fact that the DRACO Malfoy had tried to hook up with her, Ginny was very proud of the fact that he had tried to seduce her. So when she had gotten back to her room the other day, skipping charms of course, she had looked in the mirror and did her super model posses, wich were very fab.

Millicent of course was not seeing it her way. She had called him all insults she could think of in 30 seconds and then went ranting and raving about what a man whore that boy was. Ginny was getting, again, quite offended. If Draco was a 'man whore' as Millicent had so eloquently put it, then that meant that he had probably done that to her because he had the cosmic horn... Blimey! She had to consult Tom, he'd know what to say! (Insert Ironic overtone here)

"Tom, do you think that Draco thought I was pretty or do you think he just wanted to get in something's pants?" Ginny asked putting on her best 'I-am-pitiful-so-to-be-human-you-must-take-pity-on-me' voice. Ginny hasn't quite figured out that the extent of Tom's pity is about that small little poke in his heart when he heard that they wouldn't be making brush bombs for the artistically gifted. He really felt bad for those poor sops, I mean, giving a magical bomb in the form of a brush to muggles was so much fun espeically when the muggle decided to bring the brush close to his face to inspect it when it began vibrating. the ministry of magic were such fud ruckers.

"He wanted in your pants Ginny-love" He said curtly. Ginny didn't take the hint.

"Well yes that was obvious" Ginny didn't mention that it had to be explained to her what Malfoy had attempted to do to her "but do you think that he did it becasue he wanted to get in a pretty person pants or just a good love making?" She said the last part in a soft whisper. I mean sex is a dirty thing, thats what she had been told and you were supposed to refer to it in a thou art holier then I type of way.

Tom was appauled. Love making? Ergh, stupid naive git. Ginny really was quite dumb when it came to certain things, espeically when it came to boys. You'd think that with the conscious of a boy talking in your head that you'd be evry good at understanding them, but not Ginny, nope, she was hopeless. tom was about to say a scathing comment when Ginny's body was abruptly shaken.

Millicent had stopped ranting about 2 minutes ago and noticed that Ginny was having a...conversation with herself? Okay... creepy. So when Ginny started to look like a kicked puppy, Millicent stepped up and shook her, hard. Ginny snapped out of it in a nano second. She looked up at Millicent and gave her a quizical expression. Which involved pouting, which Ginny was good at, she looked lovely with her lower lip sticking out in just the subtle way...

"Erm, Ginny what was that all about?" Ginny smiled, Millicent was so silly, she was about to answer when an angry screech could be heard coming fomr the castle.

Both girls looked in the direction of the sound and saw Draco Malfoy and Luna Lovegood standing there. Draco was looking quite the ass and Luna was on her knee's sobbing and looking up and screaming something at him every once in awhile. Draco looked like he finally had given up trying to reason with the girl, pointed towards Ginny and Millicent, said something loudly and stalked off.

Millicent seemed to be seeing red at that point. she turned to Ginny and told her to wait there and jetted after Malfoy with nothing but the thoughts of Jerk, Hit, Kill, Feed to cat, burn cat poo and vaporize ashes. While Millicent was plotting the death of Malfoy, Luna had decided to pick herslef off the ground and trotted towrds Ginny. When they got close enough, ginny could see that Luna had either been crying for awhile or that she had really bad alergies... Ginny knew that Luna was allergic to ragweed (which is very common in the Fall), so she was about to offer to take Luna to see Mme Pomfrey, but Tom reminded her that she was supposed to hate her so she stopped herself.

Luna finally got enough ahold of her emotions and croaked out "You suck you stupid jerk! He was mine, I wouldn't have been a loser anymore! I was going to be famous but you had to come along and ruin it." Ginny didn't bother mentioning that she was older that Luna by 4 months so technicall she didn't come along, since she was there first "I mean we would have been a power couple! Me with my pixie like face and him with his regal nose! " Luna then sighed. She went from angry and belligerent to wistful in mere seconds.

Ginny was annoyed but couldn't express herself how she wanted to, so she aksed the meanest person she knew for help, Tom was very good at scathing insults "It must just kill you that rich boy picked lil 'ol me over you" Ginny said with her nose in the air. Luna looked shocked, since when did have comebacks? "You really should look in to not being such a social climber and learn your place, and you really need to stop the clingy thing. Guys are very annoyed with that sort of thing. And who can blame Draco for wanting me? I mean look at me, and look at you, you're just sooooooo plain" Ginny finished with a Tom-esque sneer. She didn't sneer to often so she would prbably need to go and pactice that in a mirror, so it wasn't so awkward.

Instead of Luna looking more downcast, like Tom and Ginny expected, she began to laugh... hysterically. It was the type of laugh where you are laughing so hard your sides hurt and you pee yourself. It was really quite disturbing. Luna finsihed then grinned at Ginny "You think he wants you?" She said while poking Ginny in the shoulder, Tom growled at her. "He doesn't want you per se. What he wants is to be on the good side of the girl who gets to become The Dark Lord's protegee." Ginny gave Luna a blank look. Tom seemed to have stopped thinking for a minute. Luna just gave one last sarcatic laugh and flounced away.

Ginny sat down becasue her legs didn't seem to work anymore. Finally after a minute she got her throat working again "Tom... whats a protegee?" The screams of a 16 year old boy filtering through the crisp morning air as a 17 year old thug beat the crap out of him.

Tom was too busy doing a happy dance to care.

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