A/N: Sorry about the long wait but Christmas can be kinda hectic at my house and the fact that I have a job now and had to buy gifts for my relatives didn't really help much. Anyways I want to thank Atrum Angelus, Seriyu-the-ice-dragon, Monty Hays, shadow lv3, silvawolf, krystalpokemon, and silvawolf (in disguise). Anyways my whining about the holidays and thanking the reviewers done, I believe it's now time to start the next chapter so here it is.
Story: Swordsman Tournament........though I guess you probably already knew that
Chapter Twenty-Five: Never Underestimate the Power of RAMEN (a.k.a The Party Part TWO!)
Back to that Place Where Everyone's Doing Things
Cloud couldn't help but grin at the situation.
"I have you now Sephiroth!" Cloud yelled with that smug look still plastered on his face. "There's NO ESCAPE!" and with that as his battle cry he charged Sephiroth.
Unfourtanatly Cloud's so called victory was not to be as at the last moment Sephiroth skillfully dodged his attack and without a word landed the final blow on Cloud.
"NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" Cloud started to yell at the top of his lungs before someone smacked him upside the head and made him both bite his tonuge and drop his Gamecube Controller. Tifa was rubbing her ears and glaring at Cloud for hurting her ears with his yelling. After taking a moment to recover from the blow to his head, Cloud jumped to his feet and pointed at Sephiroth.
"I demand a rematch!!" Cloud shouted at the top of his lungs. Sephiroth stood up with his patented smirk and said "Then you shall have it fool, MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA(Lightning strikes in the background)HA.....huh?". Sephiroth interupted his evil laughter and looked around for the source of the mysterious lightning as everyone gave him strange looks. "Did anyone else see that?" Sephiroth asked and when everyone gave him blank looks he added "So no one else saw lighting flash behind me when I laughed evilly."
Everyone looked confused except Cloud. Cloud simply nodded and walked over to the big machine that had a sign on it saying "The Evil Laughter Lightning 2000, gurateened to make you look like a badass." Everyone nodded their understanding and Cloud was about to return to his game of Super Smash Bros. (In case you don't understand at the begginning to the chapter Cloud and Sephiroth were playing Super Smash Bros. and Cloud lost) when Naraku jumped forward.
Evryone stared at Naraku as he tried to laugh evilly. Of course Naraku's evil laugh (which is more like "kukukuku" then "Mwahahaha") didn't make any lightning appear. Everyone was giving Naraku pitying looks except of course Sephiroth who was laughing his ass off at Naraku's misfortune.
"You call that an evil laugh HA!, This is an evil laugh!" With that said Sephiroth proceded to do the most evilist laugh ever. It was so evil that no words could describe it. It was so evil that everyone in the room shuddered at the sound. It was so evil it caused me to write the word evil a real lot in this chapter. The laugh was so evil it caused the entire room to be filled with lightning thanks to the lightning generator and one of the bolts struck Rufus, who had just managed to put the fire on his head out, and set him on fire again. Only this time he was completly on fire. Of course Rufus being Rufus didn't realize he had just become a walking inferno and was acting like nothing happened.
Everyone one was about to calm down and get back to what they were doing before when the strangest thing happened. Steve suddenly jumped out (were he had gone no one knows) and everyone gasped in suprise. They weren't suprised because it was Steve, however, they were suprised because insted of weraring the pants he had accidentally created last chapter, he was wearing a pair of French knickers (don't ask it was a reviewer suggestion and I don't know what they are either) and a pink bra. Everyone was silent for a moment as Steve just started to dance around in his strange outfit before someone started shouting.
"HEY! THAT'S MINE!!!" Aeris shouted at the top of her lungs and started to chase Steve. She was quickly followed by Sephiroth would wanted to kill Steve both for stealing Aeris' cloths and thinking of it before him. They were quickly followed by Cloud and Tifa who wanted to help out and pretty soon everyone was chasing Steve (though I will admit some people actually thought it was a conga line and not a chase).
Several hours later, everyone was finally done chasing Steve and they had all found better things to do. Some people were playing games, some were eating, and a few were......while you probably don't want to know. Anyway Cloud and Tifa had gone back to the gamecube and were now playing Soul Calibur 2 (and Cloud was losing). Aeris and Sephiroth were currently beating the bajeezus out of Steve and everyone was having a good time. However these good times were not meant to be as something sinister was lurking nearby, waiting for the oppurtune time to strike. In a darkened corner, Cait Sith the FFVII character we all love to hate was holding the plot device and making diabolical plans....
Priview For Next Chapter:
The Party finally Ends (honest this time), Cait Sith and a greater evil appear!, Vash the Stampede returns! The author makes his locatin known! oh and the Chocobo Army will finally appear and begin there plans for World Domination. All This and possibly less on the next exciting episode...uh I mean chapter thingy of SWORDSMAN TOURNAMNET!!! (This fic is sponsered by Ramen, Pop, and Pocky because without them the author would never be able to think up these crazy ideas)
A/N: Okay before I beg everyone not to inflict physical harm on me for the time it took to update, I'm really sorry. I tried to make this chapter longer to make it up to everyone but I don't know if I succeded anyway I'll try to update a lot faster this time like maybe within a week (That's what I'm going to try to do at least) anyway thanks for reading and until next time, Bye Everybody!