AN: Alright, so its been what 2 months?...ooopsie. But I'm sorry I started to write this chapter then the 6th book came out... and you know what? That book screwed over my entire plot thing... And here I was planning on making my first story non AU, jeebus damn JK Rowling, messing up my plot. But sorry guys, since the book came out I've been in an artistic fump. So I started watching Buffy again... that didn't work, I turned to anime, Ya that sucked too. I read my Georgia Nicholson books over and over and that failed and now I'm watching Naruto and I must say, Wooo, I gotta get into more artistic fumps... GAH Joking! no glaring! Sorry. But if there is anyone to thank for getting my but in gear its Tangerine Fox, Who made me realize that although I'm no Chris Rock I do have quite the sense of humour. And Fox, sorry for the homework ruining thing. Ooopsie.

Anyway you people are probably expecting an epic chapter but since I'm getting back into the whole Wooo write story thingie... yeah this chapter is going to be short, next chapter will be long and pleasing though, I promise! And yes thanks to the person who invented this Hogwarts-y world, my fic went from slightly improbable to down right never gonna happen so it AU, righti-o.

Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter, sorry JK, you ain't getting anything outta my 87.23$ HA!

Lets get it on!

Ginny Oblivious 8

The library, no, the Hogwarts library. Full of extensive knowledge for magic users young and old. Spell books of every kind fill the shelves most accessible to students, Historical epics fill the spot near ancient runes, Fantasy novels by great wizard authors hover in wait for the right person to open them up. The forbidden books are locked away deep within the library as not to be used by students. Heck there's even a section on adult novels stcked behind Mme Pince.

But our heroine wanted none of these, no she had a dictionary of all words in all languages infront of her. She was working hard searching for her word, that elusive word that made no sense. Sadly her brain-mate was off beaming and dancing to care what Ginny was doing.

Finally with a cry of a 'Eureka!' and I menacing glare from Pince, Ginny found the word she was looking for and read it once, was confused and read it again out loud "Protegee: A woman or girl whose welfare, training, or career is promoted by an influential person" She still didn't get it. She tried and tried but it still made no sense. Her parents looked after welfare, and she was being trained by her teachers and she had never had a career before so did that mean... Yes that was it! Dumbledoore! She was going to be his protogee, he was going to protect her from the Dark Lord! Ha she was a genius! She would go to Dumbledoore now and ask what training she should fufill to truly protect herself. Becasue in Ginny's head Protogee is equal to protecting I mean the both started with Pro, anyone could get confused...eh who are we kidding?

So with a determined stride Ginny made her way towards the headmasters office. Where she eventally got stuck because she realized she didn't know the password... "Crackers!" she groaned. Then she realized that she had an evil genius locked in her head, why not ask him what it is. "Hey Tom! Whats the password?"

Tom Finally stopping his happy jig seemed to bounce in response "What password?"

Ginny sighed, why was she the only smart one here? "The password to dumbledoores office stupid!"

Tom materialized to her left and tapped his chin "I dunno, how would I know? Its not like I can...HEY, did you just insult me?"

Ginny rolled her eyes " No duh! And you always say you kn ow everything and..." She paused realizing something was amiss. It was strange it was like the air was...diffrent. She couldn't put her finger on it and she furrowed her brow in anoyance. Tom raised a brow at her, looking amused... wait amused? wasn't it suppsed to be irritation at this point, Tom hated it when she stopped mid sentence. "You! you're happy! Whats wrong with you, wheres the Oh-Muffin-Cry-Me-A-River whining bout being stuck in my head" She jabbed dramatically at her forehead but ended up stabbing herself with her thumbnail. "owwww, is it bleeding?" she asked rubbing it.

Tom sighed, no one could ruin his mood like Ginny. "Yes I am, everything is perfect and I do not whine. Why do you need to get into that" he pointed at the gargoyle but was really gesturing at the secret staircase. "What do we need from Dumb-door" He spat out the last bit in a bit of a tiff.

Ginny was still rubbing her head and glared at him "Because, I need to talk to him about being his protogee."

Tom blinked, he was doing claculations in his head, there was no way anyone could have messed something up that bad in one hour. Not even Ginny, of course she may just be confused... that happened alot. "You mean not see him becasue you belong to Voldemort, right?"

"No, hes going to protet me from Voldemort, you know be his protogee against Voldy" Ginny responded huffed

Tom looked at her... The way her mind works... it was just too weird, he'd been in there for quite a few years and he still didn't get her. "No you ninny, we're going to Voldemort, my FUTURE self, to train under him and become the next Dark Wiz---itch, you know conquer the world and all that, you go to Dumby and he'll right kill you."

Ginny blinked, absorbing the information... So if they went to Voldie they got to rule the world, go to Dumbledoore and get punished or in real big trouble for something she didn't do. Hmmm, choices choices. On one side she'd get in alot of trouble for keeping the whole crazy future murderer in her head and not telling abybody and her Mum would send multiple Howlers and the other side... She'd be a proverbial goddess ruling the world with her iron fist and Tom's silver tongue and besides she'd finally get that pony she always wanted... Pony or Howler from Mum... Alrighty the world it is. "So this means no headmaster office right?"

Tom grinned "Right, we'll contact the dark side somehow and by christmas break, we'll be flying high ubder the tutelage of me...creepy older me."

Ginny nodded and was about to answer when Professor Snape boomed from behind her "Get away from that statue and get your keester to the infirmary Ms Weasley, We'd like to talk to you about Ms Bullstrode and Mr Malfoy." He stood there all dark and mysterious like... Made Ginny kinda uncomfortable. Smarmy Git, when she ruled the world he'd so be fed to electric eels and then revived so she could do it again... ooooh devious plan!

End Chapter 8

AN: Oooooh, betcha didn't think I was going to make her turn to the dark side. :D You'll just have to read and see. It has also always been a dream of mine for Snape to say keester and I made him so now I'm pretty elated. Anyways not my best work... rather crappy actually. So tune in next time for Ginny Oblivious chapter 9. You'll get to see/read about Draco being beat up. And the plot will thicken about Toms plan and Gawd am I tired... darn grandparents being here... yeah, they're visiting, JOY!

Ta ta fer now!

Meow-za