atlantiandragoness: By messing with you… do you mean hitting on you? In that case – uppercut girl! Uppercut! Jk (unless you're actually taking me seriously… not very wise).
Kkori: I would write Muaha or Bwaha but then AgentM would sound like a maniac. I prefer a dark chortle (hehehe…) to be much cooler and more seriously evil instead of sounding insane. Although AgentM is insane… aw whatever! She just does whatever she pleases, 'kay? Check my bio.
Chapter 3 Afro Power!
BBee: I'm so freaking awesome, I don't have to be under the control of Brother Blood.
AgentM: W-What?
BBee: Yeah, headmaster's got everyone hypnotized and stuff
AgentM: W-Why?
BBee: 'Cuz he's WEIRD! That's why!
AgentM: A-And you're not under this "control" because…?
BBee: Because there's not a man alive who can tell me what to do!
AgentM: Y-You mean…
BBee: Yeah! Brother can't brainwash me because of… GIRL POWER!
AgentM: …
BBee: That's right! GIRL POWER! I can't be hypnotized because of GIRL POWER!
AgentM: …
BBee: …
AgentM: …
BBee: Okay! Okay! It's my two puffballs of hair! It interferes with the reception of Brother Blood's mind control! Sue me!
AgentM: …
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AgentM: Man that was weird! –End Transmission –
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BroBlood: AgentM, I'd like to talk to you for a minute…
AgentM: Oh my god! I'm in trouble, aren't I! I didn't mean to replace your toothpaste with a nasty Doctor Pepper based substitute!
BroBlood: You WHAT?
AgentM: …I –I –I-
BroBlood: Nevermind, that is unimportant right now. I'll need you to come to my office after school. Not to brainwash you to serve my all powerful greatness, but to bake you a sponge cake…
AgentM: I like sponge cake!
BroBlood: I am sure you do… (walks off)
AgentM: …he has an oven in his office?
BBee: No, idiot! He's going to brainwash you!
AgentM: But he just said he'll bake me a sponge cake!
BBee: Girl, there is no sponge cake. The man can't cook, bake, or inflate sponges…
AgentM: GASP! That fiend! He must DIE! (glows dark aura)
BBee: Chill AgentM. We've got an hour and a half to puffball your hair, and it's not going to be cake!
AgentM: (sniffle) cake…
BBee: (hands AgentM a can of Cherry Coke) C'mon your going to need as much power as you can luster to resist headmaster!
AgentM: Yay! (snatches Cherry Coke and takes a long draw out of it) Okay, I'm ready. Let's get puffy…
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BroBlood: (eyes glow red) Just sit still AgentM…
AgentM: (is strapped into a chair) I hope this works…
BroBlood: (swings a kiwi on a chain) you are getting sleepy… very sleepy…
AgentM: (is not getting sleepy; fluffy, blue Afro is interfering with reception)
BroBlood: (swings kiwi faster) you will obey my every command…
AgentM: (Afro interfering faster)
BroBlood: (swings kiwi at high speed)
AgentM: (Afro interferes at high speed)
BroBlood: (kiwi is becoming a blur of brown fuzz)
AgentM: (Afro is becoming a blur of blue fuzz)
BroBlood: (swings kiwi so fast it stops time) Oh no!
- - frrrrrrarararaBwowowowowowowowreereereeerfruttifruttifrutti (time warp noises) - -
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BBee: WHAT
HAPPENED?
AgentM: (Afro is burned to a crisp) My hair feels like
charcoal…
BBee: Oh no, did you interfere so fast that it stopped time?
AgentM: (nods head)
BBee: And did you hear all those awful time warp noises, especially when it went "fruttifruttifrutti…" for no entire reason?
AgentM: (nods head)
BBee: Oh that's okay, you'll get over it. I still haven't got over those noises and that dreadful strawberry either.
AgentM: …kiwi…
BBee: Huh? Kiwi? Well, whatever fruit it was, it is the price to pay for your freedom.
AgentM: …
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AgentM: I hate this! I can't take it anymore! My hair is burned and my stomach is suffering from sloppy joe sickness, and, and-! I'm going to stop writing this fanfiction now! Oh no! I can't stop Typing! I- I can't control my fanfiction powers! I can't stop typing! My fingers won't stop! Oh no!
Terra: …you're the one who's weird.
AgentM: futtifruttifrutti…
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R&R