TeenTitansforever: Believe me; it's hard coming up with all this funny. Here are some pointers to make your fic funnier: 1. The more random the better (people respect writer who write those long lengthy fanfictions but will always remember the ones that right the funny, pointless ones) 2. Use the characters to your funny advantage (be like AgentM, take control over the characters and make them do wacky things that you know one of the serious characters would never do) 3. SUGARSUGARSUGAR!
Happy Sun: Yes, yes your reviews are very rambling-ish. But, they're funny.
Chapter 4 The Class Project
BroBlood: We're going to make a class project!
Everyone: Yay!
BroBlood: (spreads blue prints) You must get together in groups of four to make an ion amplifier. You may only use doilies, glue, and dyed feathers. Remember, this project will be for a large portion of your grade, so don't mess it up. Don't worry, it'll be super fun! Begin!
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BroBlood: Well, AgentM, I believe you have done an excellent job!
AgentM: Yay me!
BroBlood: You get a "B-".
AgentM: I –WHAT! (pulls out lab top)
BroBlood: I –I mean… you get an "A+"
AgentM: Alright!
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AgentM: So what's this thing do?
Jinx: Don't know, don't care…
AgentM: Aw c'mon! We made it… don't you want to know what it does or even what it is?
Jinx: No.
AgentM: Aww don't be such a spoilsport… Hey headmaster! What's this thingy do?
BroBlood: I already told you it's an ion amplifier. It is both elegant and devastating in its power.
AgentM: Uh what…?
BroBlood: That means it is kinda pretty and yet it is kinda dangerous!
AgentM: Like Raven!
BroBlood: Excuse me?
AgentM: Nothing!
BroBlood: …
AgentM: Yay to my "A"!
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BBee: Say, AgentM, what's this class project the headmaster keeps talking about in his sleep when I am spying on him?
AgentM: It's a lion stampafire. It's pretty and dangerous like Raven. It's doily, and sticky, and feathery like a ballerina chicken that's stuck in cement.
BBee: …That's… That's nothing like what I saw…
AgentM: Oh he just puts it in a yellow and black funnel shaped case. It's really quite disturbing if you look inside.
BBee: (mumbles) Maybe I shouldn't tell Aqualad about this…
AgentM: (somehow heard her) Yeah, I mean, it couldn't be that dangerous could it? It's not like he can strap it onto some deceiving robotic titan that is infiltrating the HIVE yet not writing a documentary or is a Raven fanatic and hypnotize him to join the dark side…
BroBlood: (on mike) ATTENTION ALL STUDENTS! ATTENTION ALL STUDENTS! WE ARE HAVING A NEW STUDENT COMING TO OUR SCHOOL. HIS NAME IS VICTOR STONE AND HE WILL CERTAINLY BE VERY USEFUL- (clears throat)…I-I MEAN A PAWN…no, that's not good either …I MEAN… A VERY, VERY GOOD STUDENT! ALSO, HE IS NOT A DECIEVING ROBOTIC TITAN. THAT IS ALL. No wait… YES, AND WE WILL NOT SERVE ANYTHING BESIDES SLOPPY JOES BECAUSE THE WIZARD/EVIL GIRLFRIEND-TRAITORING LUNCHDRAGON HAS GONE ON STRIKE. IF ANY CURSED STUDENTS HAVE COME OUT OF SPELLBOOKS BECAUSE OF THE SLOPPY JOES, PLEASE INFORM US IMMEDIETLY… THAT IS ALL… (click)
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R&R