Xerxes93: Ouch! I know what that's like… I HATE braces!
Happy Sun: …. … …OMG? (loooong rambling review) Sorry, can't do anything to Speedy, he's not in this fic. What do you have against him and Aqualad? To me, they're ok. I knew TT needed some sort of "bad-boy" hero (Speedy), and Aqualad is much cooler than his geeky comic book counterpart. To me, the show needs this kind of diversity.
I would like to praise those who faved my story write now. Those would be: Angel of Nevermore, altantiandragoness, Pastelstorm, switchfoot13, Xerxes93! … … sob …I am SO… happy…!
Enter Cyborg aka Victor Stone…
Chapter 5 The Stone Age
AgentM: What's a matter with you guys?
Mammoth: (sighs) Those darn titans stopped us again!
Jinx: We were making a regular stop at the bank to make a "withdraw." We nearly didn't escape.
AgentM: Really? Did you see Raven? How is she doing? Isn't she cool?
Gizmo: Why do you like those snot-munching titans!
Jinx: Hey, guys, we better head towards the cafeteria or we'll miss lunch.
AgentM: Nah, I've got another "meeting" with the headmaster. Plus, who can eat sloppy joes for every meal every day? I swear there are more dark wizards/dragons running around and breaking people's hearts than writers on fanfiction…
Gizmo&Mammoth&Jinx: (run off)
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BroBlood: With the help of my ion amplifier and AgentM's power at my will… THE WORLD SHALL BOW DOWN BEFORE ME, KING BROTHER BLOOD!
AgentM: Is it just me, or do you remind me of someone on Kim Possible?
BroBlood: (sweat drop) I hope you understand why you came here…
AgentM: You're mad because I could not be hypnotized and got an A+… I'm mad because you burned my hair and it took me hours to write me up another one… so let's just call it even! (halo ding)
BroBlood: It seems you are most powerful to have not succumbed to my mind.
AgentM: (mumbles) Not that your tiny mind is that succumb-ing…
BroBlood: How dare you speak to me like this! You should not talk to the headmaster like this!
AgentM: "…and then Brother Blood realized his ultimate love for the old headmistress. He realized that ever since she went missing in Season 1, that he longed to touch her wrinkled skin and hear her scraggly voice… It saddened him on how many times he was "hitting" on her yet she was the only one (besides me) who would not succumb to his deep desire…"
BroBlood: I MUST GO FIND THE LOVE OF MY LIFE! (jumps out window)
AgentM: (sighs and shakes head) When will he realize it's a ten story drop?
BroBlood: (gets really, really hurt yet lands in the combat practice arena where he fixes himself up and meets Victor Stone, the new student who is not an infiltrating robotic titan…)
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Jinx: (high pitch girl scream)
AgentM: What da matta?
Jinx: I met the dreamiest guy at lunch today! He is tall, dark, handsome and makes a metal-like clanking sound whenever he walks even though there is not machinery around! He has a charismatic, soothing, robotic voice, and he is an excellent fighter as if he practiced fighting bad guys with some geeky group of teenage superheroes!
AgentM: ...What's his name?
Jinx: Victor Stone! I call him "Vicky-poo!"
AgentM: (is disturbed) Maybe you should just call him "Vic" or something…
Jinx: Whatever! He's soooo dreamy!
AgentM: Is he going to go through the initiation?
Jinx: What initiation?
AgentM: I dunno, we probably should have one… because he's new and all.
Jinx: But you were new too!
AgentM: Not anymore! (starts to run off as fast as I possibly can)
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AgentM: 'sup Jinx!
Jinx: huh?
AgentM: I just thought of the most brilliant initiation!
Jinx: Oh, good for you.
AgentM: Yeah, you make the dude pretend he's BBXTerra and bash the BBXRae pairing in the forum of a BBXRae shrine site. Then, it all comes down to whether he can run faster than the angry mob of BBXRae fans.
Jinx: What?
AgentM: DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS WHEN YOU'RE STUCK IN SOME PLACE THAT DOESN'T GET CABLE AND NO ONE UNDERSTANDS WHAT YOUR TALKING ABOUT!
Jinx: What are you talking about?
AgentM: (storms off) Phooey!
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AgentM: What's all the commotion about? I'm trying to study!
Dark Boi (y'know that guy with the off grey skin and the cape that showed a lot in that episode? I don't know his name, so I'll just call him Dark Boi): Huh?
AgentM: What's with the crowd?
Dark Boi: That new guy, Stone or something, is in a dress…
AgentM: Oh no, they didn't… (trudges through crowd and finds Jinx)
Jinx: AgentM! We did it! This is our initiation!
AgentM: What… this? I did better stuff off my Punk'd fanfiction! (narrows eyes) You look familiar…
Stone: I could say the same thing…
Both: (stare at each other for a long time)
Jinx: Stop staring at my man!
Stone: Say aren't you that girl from-!
AgentM: (whips out lab top) "…and then the cat haired girl realized her love for the ring wearing rock was true. So she expressed her true feelings for him by… punching his lights out! Thus rendering him unconscious so the khaki coated OC could make her escape…!
Jinx: (punches Stone's lights out)
Stone: (his lights have been indeed punched out) Love hurts…
AgentM: Now, to make my escape! (jumps out window)
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AgentM: (in hospital holding jaw) Ow. Ow. Ow.
BroBlood: Well, hello there, AgentM. Had a nice fall?
AgentM: Aww, shouldn't you be off looking for the headmistress or something?
BroBlood: I have indeed found my true love. She is right here.
Headmistress: Now how is Mr. Blood's blood pressure doing today?
BroBlood: (points to headmistress) She's a nurse. (is currently looking like a proud puppy that found the rubber ball)
AgentM: You don't say. Hello nurse!
BroBlood: See? See? I found her! Right here! In the hospital! (sighs and watches headmistress walk off) She could do CPR on me, anytime…
AgentM: I find this all so very… very… disturbing…
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AgentM: Speaking of romance…
Jinx: AgentM! Who are you asking out for the Sadie Hawkins Dance?
AgentM: Dun-Dun-DUN!
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R&R
And, oh by the way… AgentM already has thought up of someone to ask so don't try to play matchmaker with my OC! (grabs AgentM) Mine! My OC! Mine! Ruff! Ruff-Rufff!
Oh, and if you are wondering how Stone knows (MYYYY OC! MIIIINE!), just check out my other random fanfict, "Don't Touch My Popcorn."