Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters or shows used in the making of this song …

Ice: -hugs readers- You guys rock!

Ed: This is my song, right?

Ice: Yup! Your song!

Ed: … Are you sure there's nothing bad about this song?

Ice: Maybe …

Ed: …

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Characters Used:

Ed (Full Metal Alchemist)
Roy Mustang (Full Metal Alchemist)

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Edward, the Full Metal Alchemist
(Tune : Rudolph, the Red Nose Reindeer)

Edward, the full metal alchemist
had two very shiny limbs
and if you ever saw him
you could see he's short a tad inch

(Ed: DON'T CALL ME SHORT!)

All of the other alchemists
used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor Edward
have just a 'tiny' break

(Ed: -growls-)

Then one cloudy, rainy day
Roy walked up to say
Edward with your short height
Won't you capture Scar tonight?

(Ed: -eye twitching-)

And how the alchemists stood there
Staring in astonishment
Edward, the full metal alchemist
Why won't you just drink milk?

(Ed: SHUT UP!)

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Ed: I'm gonna kill you, Ice …

Ice: What? You wanted a song about yourself didn't you? Next time you'll be more specific and say you want a nice song about yourself!

Ed: -grabs chainsaw-

Ice: 0o;; What is itwith characters and chainsaws? –runs away-

Ed: -chases-