Demons must be some bad joke of a crazy goddess!
Chapter two
Disclaimer: I own nothing, only my pets thats all.
Shizurus talks / Normal pov
A crazy fox
As I have told you all before, my baby bro was right on his way back home, when the entire stupidity made itself known for the first time.
In form of Kurama who choose this particular moment to jump down from one of the rooftops of one of the houses on my brothers way home.
Right down on my baby bro; with one important twist, he fell, instead as he had planned it, not right onto my brother; he fell right behind him on the sidewalk!
How he managed it to be that clumsy at that day is beyond me!
Thud!
Kazuma could only stare clueless for some second down to the red head behind him but then Kazuma run to help him.
And just right here, it begins…
"Kurama?
Kurama! Are you hurt? What actually happened anyway?
Since when do you jump down from houses?"
The young man kneeled down in frond of the slightly injured kit and began to look after more possible injuries from a certain normally red haired friend of him.
"And why have you changed into your full fox form anyway?
Are you mad? If Koenma sees this he will be not very happy! What if some normal humans will see you like that!
Do you hear me?"
The red haired ningen tried to help his friend to sit up.
Slightly confused about his behave and the form Kurama was in at the moment.
What was going on here?
Suddenly Kuramas soft voice interrupted Kazumas frantic thoughts;
"Kazu kun…!
So glad that you are worried!" the fox demon told a bewildered ningen with a childish sounding voice and a strange smile.
Kazuma Kuwabara counted slowly to ten in his mind after he heard this, before he shakes his head in his attempt to get in that this here happened in reality and not just into his own imagination; was Kurama drunk?
He must be, Kazuma concluded, there was no other way for the normally collected and polite demon to act…like This!
Meanwhile the silver haired fox seem to be very busy with his self taken task to wind himself around the more and more confused ningen beside him.
He buried his face with a child like look of utter contentment right into Kazumas chest.
"Kurama, what have you been drinking today? You can tell me."
But the fox only shake his wild silver mane and pouted like a child;
"I am not drunk! That was mean, Kazuu! "He slightly slurred out.
Suddenly to Kazuma Kuwabaras utter horror, the silver Kitzune began to look at him with now, forming tears clearly to see, in his golden eyes!
The carrot top gesticulated wildly at this strange sight and assured the Kitsune hastily that he did not mean it that way.
Luckily for him, Kurama seem to buy it for now and stopped his not normal behave slowly, only to snuggle himself back into Kazumas arms.
Much to the discomfort of a certain spirit sword wilder called Kazuma!
What the hell was going on here!
The young man decided to let that slip for the moment and tried to make the best out of this crazy; and not to mention scary situation for him.
And right here just began; the very first of crazy talks, out of a series of crazy conversations, with one of the two demons, for Kazuma!
"Kurama?"
"Yes kazu Kun?"
"Could you please change back into your ningen form?"
"Why? I like my fox form! I have a fluffy tail, I smell better and I look much better into it!"
(…! )
"You don't like my Kitzune shape, I am right, right? You, you don't like it… "(Sniff!)" I know it! You hate it!" (Sniff!)
"No, no… oh Kami! I only, Oh no, No!
Stop to cry please!
That all can't be happening to me!
Kurama, I don't mean anything like this… Kurama please stop this! Or…or I call your mom!"
"You're mean! You just don't like me look like that."
"Kurama honestly, I don't have any clue what you must have drinking, but what ever it was; it wasn't good for your bran!"
"I Am Not Drunk!" (Hick!)
"Sure!
And if you have not so, why do you have a hiccup now?
Strange you don't smell like a drunk."
"See! Told you! I am not drunk!
Only a little in hea…! (Swallows)
Did I tell you before that I like your after shave!"
"What?"
"Like your smell!"
"Kurama stop immediately to sniffle at me! And change back please. What if somebody sees you like that?
I will never find a way to explain them why you have a tail and silvery fox ears!"
(Sighs)
"Please?"
"Oh!
Now I understand, you don't want someone other to see me like this!"
(…!)
"I didn't mean…
Forget it! Would you just change back please?"
"Yes Kazuma Kun!"
"Thank you!"
The youth hit his forehead with force, meanwhile the silver fox changed into his arms back into his human form.
Kazuma tried his hardest to make any sense out of this.
His friend did not smell like a drunk nor did he smell after something alcoholic else. What the hell had he gotten into his bloodstream, or maybe he had hit his head somehow when he had jumped down from the rooftop?
Kazuma wasn't so sure any longer but what ever it was that had turned his friend into this, it must have to be very strong and his friend needed definitely a long sleep to get it out of his system!
Somehow the youth thought, I have to get him in his bed.
"Maybe Genkai knows what has turned Kurama into this?"
This was definitely the wrong's question ever to speak out aloud in this moment; my brother just found out right after the sentence had left his lips…
Because the next following ten minutes he did nothing other as to try to stop Kurama from crying again!
"I don't want to Genkai! I want to sleep at your home!"
Kazuma groaned quietly under his breath; this was now the third time Kurama came up with this!
Luckily for him, he had gotten Kurama away from the street.
In his arms of course; the red head had denied to walk by himself!
And so the young man has ended up with him bridal style, in his arms.
The youth honestly did not have the slightest clue what had gotten into his friend to turn him into a state like this, but something was definitely wrong with the Kitsune!
"I think I told you twice before that we have guests at home, Kurama."
After a short stern look into the pouting face in his arms he shakes his head in silent defeat.
"I will bring you home, ok?"
"Must I really?"
…!
And here we are again!
Ten minutes later, Kazuma Kuwabara got him to give it up to try to sleep at his home and he brought the young man instead to his own home!
After tiptoeing through Kuramas backdoor (and fishing behind the very same spirit foxes keas to the door, Kurama tried to hold out of his reach. And another crazy argument with the spirit fox later) Kazuma laid Kurama finally down in his own bed.
Inside of his mind the young human asked himself confused how he could avoid ending up here for the rest of the night, and missed promptly to avoid in time the sudden strong grip on his t-shirt that pulled him down on top on top of the red haired fox-demon under him on the bed!
And named one just started to change again into his Kitsune form.
"Kurama! Stop that and let go of me, now!"
"But I don't want to!"(Another pout)
"I told you that Shizuru expects me back, and besides that what do you think you're doing?"
"Sleeping with you n my bed?"
"Ack!
Let go of me, now! Or I will scream as loud as I can!
And what will you tell your parents when they see me? And ask you who I am!"
"That you are my new boyfriend?"
"WHAT?
Kurama, let go of me!
Now!"
"But…!"
"Kurama!
If your hands go further down my pants as they are now, I swear I will kill you!"
After another forty minutes argumentum with the seemingly gone crazy ancient spirit fox later, Kurama finally let him go.
But only because; after Kurama had fallen asleep, Kazuma had sneaked out of his embrace silently.
What turned out to be harder as he first thought it would be!
He had finally gotten the fox to sleep with the vowing to stay with him until he fell asleep. Shortly after the two had gotten this clear, the young man had smelled a strange scent coming from Kurama but said nothing to not disturb the spirit fox and wake him up again.
He did not want to have another crazy argument with him!
After this, the youth tiptoed back out of the Minamiro household and was just on his way out of their backyard when he suddenly felt something behind him.
When Kazuma turned around he saw some of the foxes strange plants following him like tamed dogs right out of the same one.
It freaked the young man out that much that he spun around again and begun to run as fast as he could muster it, right into the direction of Genkais temple!
Cursing all the way loudly.
Little did my brother know to that time, that this was only the beginning of a very long week!
Well, tell me what you think.
Suryallee