Yay, reviews! -dances- Thank you all. I hate when people read fics and don't review. But my reviewers, obviously, did review so you guys are awesome! So, this chapter is pretty plain. Sorry, I promise to update fast!

Darksoulki: I think that anything could be better than my first chapter, it was only about 118 words!

Luna: Quit reviewing me! xD It's practically reviewing yourself, you help me write it!

BubusukeHiME: Why yes, yes I do like torching people... I MEAN, I'm innocent, innocent I tell you! You honestly think I'd tell you the stalker in the second chapter?And sorry, this chapter is short, but the next one should be good.

Booma-Chan: I know, his eyes are so hot! And that silver trench coat could like, take Mokuba's eye out! I mean, Mokuba is the same height as those points, poor kid will louse his eye sooner or later! And sorry, this chapter isn't that good, but I promise my next one you guys should really like!

Willowwind Adurois: You'll find out who the staler is sometime. -cough- after 13 chapters-cough- I didn't say anything... -shifty eyes-

Kuro: No you don't... Sorry. Luna and I decided to change it.

KFF: Hey, I'm loony? Actually, I already knew that. :D Oh, and so everyone knows, I was afraid if I made the e-mails In Character for the stalker, people might figure it out, so the stalker is very OOC. I wrote what I would write if I stalked Kaiba... because of course I don't. -shifty eyes-

It was a few days after his first e-mail from his stalker, and Seto Kaiba took his seat in his office. His bad week turned even worse when he got a letter from his stalker. Not to mention a certain mutt (A/N: Wonder who that is…)called his house at 5 in the morning when he just fell asleep.

Flashback:
Kaiba woke to the ring of his phone "Hello" he said.

"Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way… we wish you a merry Christmas, we wish you a merry Christmas, we wish you a merry Christmas and a happy New Year… Deck the halls with-" but Kaiba finally figured out what it was and had hung up, pulling out the cord.

Waking from his flashback, he winced and went to his e-mail. With a sinking sensation in his stomach, he found an e-mail that said:

To: Seto Kaiba
From: Your Stalker

Kaiba groaned inwardly. The last thing he wanted was another e-mail from his stalker. He leaned back in his chair, looking at the ceiling, silently cursing his stalker, whoever she was. (He refused to believe it was a guy.) Kaiba thought about a few nights ago…

Flashback:
Kaiba had spent the better part of the night determined to track down his stalker. "Finally" he muttered as he successfully tracked it to a computer café.(A/N: No clue if there are computer cafés in Japan but please work with me.)

Kaiba went to his limo and went to computer café right then and there. "Damn" he said angrily, seeing a "Sorry, we're closed" sign in the window.

"I'll come back tomorrow" he told himself and went back in the limo.

Early next morning he and Mokuba went back to the café. Kaiba opened the door and found the man in charge. "I demand to know who sent me an e-mail from your café!" he told the man.

"I'm sorry sir I don't know."

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T KNOW! I NEED THIS INFORMATION!" Kaiba cried shouted. (A/N: Poor manager man…)

"Seto please, calm down. It's not his fault." Mokuba said.

"Well he's the one running it isn't he? He should know!"

"Seto come on, let's go home."

Angrily, Kaiba left, followed by Mokuba.

Kaiba shock his head and clicked the e-mail open.

Dear Kaiba,

Hello hottie. Well, I wont say much now, but: have you looked at the date lately? That's right. It's almost Mokuba's birthday. Yes, I know when Mokuba's birthday is. July seventh. And yours is October twenty-fifth. Good-bye my love. Wait, I hate you… No, I love you…

Love, your Stalker

Kaiba stared at the computer screen, mind blankly thinking he had to plan something for Mokuba's birthday.