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Without further ado, the last chapter...
Kaiba sat working, at his desk.
A few days ago he had been having a bad day. Now he was having a bad week.
Kaiba had gotten even more e-mails. He was almost getting used to them. Almost. One could never fully get used to those freaky e-mails.
Mokuba knocked on his door. "Come in Mokuba." Kaiba said, not glancing up from his laptop.
"Seto… It's dinner time." Mokuba said.
Kaiba checked the time at the bottom corner of his laptop "So it is. What do you want to eat?" he said, still typing. The cooks could make anything.
Except what Mokuba wanted. "Can we go to McDonalds?" Mokuba asked his older brother hopefully.
(A/N: I think there are McDonalds in Japan…If not, please work with me.)
Kaiba looked up. "McDonalds?" he asked.
Mokuba nodded.
"Why not…" Kaiba said at Mokuba's pleading look.
"Yes!" Mokuba exclaimed, giving his brother a hug.
So they got in the car (You know, the one they bought in the Dartz series that Mokuba wanted and Kaiba dropped a check for a huge amount of money and was all "Keep the change") and headed for the local
At the drive through, an irritating voice asked "Can I help you?"
So Kaiba ordered.
"You wanna super-size that?" the person asked in that irritating voice.
"No" Kaiba said.
"Why not? You on a diet?" the person asked. Kaiba stared at the ordering pole/box thing. (What is that called?)
"Seto doesn't need a diet…" Mokuba said, looking strangely at the ordering box as well.
"Yea right. Stepped on a scale lately Kaiba? Bet not. You know you'd break it!" the person said.
"Wheeler!" Kaiba said.
"Maybe…" Joey said.
"Louse the phony voice mutt." Kaiba said.
"IM NOT A DOG!" Joey said, forgetting to talk in the irritating voice, but quickly went back to it as he said. "You want fries with that?"
"Yes. That's why I ordered the meal, because it came with fires." Kaiba said, trying to remain calm. "Mokuba, are you sure you want McDonalds?" Kaiba asked.
Mokuba gave a half wince, half smile, meaning "yeah…"
"Want cheese on those fries?" Joey asked.
Kaiba closed his eyes briefly, doing his absolute best to maintain his self control. "Why would I want cheese on my fries?" he asked, gripping the steering wheel rather tightly in anger.
They could hear Joey take a big breath before he said "Cuz it's good" in a satisfied sort of way.
"No. I do not want cheese on my fries." Kaiba said slowly.
"You sure?" Joey asked.
"Yes."
"You really sure?"
"Yes."
"You really really sure?"
"YES!" Kaiba said angrily
Joey was about to say something, probably "You really really really sure?", but Mokuba said "I don't want cheese on my fries…"
"Fine, but only because Mokuba doesn't want it!" Joey agreed. "You want pineapple with your fries?"
"Moran…" Kaiba muttered.
"I don't want pineapple on my fries either…" Mokuba said
"Oh fine…" Joey said, "What about drinks?"
"Two Cokes." Kaiba said.
"You sure you don't want yours to be diet, Kaiba?"
Kaiba grounded his teeth. "I'm warning you mutt."
"I'M NOT A DOG!" Joey yelled, forgetting his phony voice once more, but went back to it as he said "Want a monkey with that?"
"Wheeler!" Kaiba said angrily.
"Come up to window number one." Joey said.
When they pulled up, Joey decided to give up on his irritating voice and was talking normally. As he handed them their food he said "Since I know ya Kaiba, you can have a toy." He said, smirking.
Kaiba reached for the food, silent.
"Come on, you know you want one! Its Barbie!" Joey prompted, grinning evily.
Without a word, Kaiba let the food drop, pulling away. "We're going to Burger King." he told Mokuba darkly, as Joey climbed out the window and stared eating the food on the ground.
They got Burger King and were heading home when Kaiba spotted Rebecca Hawkins glancing around as she entered the computer café.
Kaiba pulled in, quickly exiting his car. "Stay here." he told Mokuba as he shut the car door.
Finding Rebecca, sure enough, he saw she was typing an e-mail.
"Rebecca?!" Kaiba said, shocked.
"Uh… no." Rebecca said. "I'm Jessica." she said in a high voice.
Kaiba shot her an irritated expression, at the end of his patience. He shoved her out of the way and quickly read what she had written.
A stalker letter.
Kaiba looked at her, and then left without a word.
As Kaiba got in the car, one look at his older brother's face and Mokuba knew. "Rebecca's been stalking you?!" Mokuba said.
Kaiba said nothing.
Kaiba got home and instantly called Rebecca's grandfather, Arthur Hawkins, and straightened everything out. Or so he thought.
A few days later:
Kaiba clicked open his e-mail. Another stalker letter was there. He stared at the screen. Impossible he thought. Angrily he grabbed the phone and dialed Rebecca's number.
"Hello." Rebecca said.
"Rebecca, stop stalking me!" Kaiba said.
"I did. Grandpa won't let me e-mail you any more…" Rebecca said. She sounded disappointed.
Kaiba couldn't detect a lie in what she said. "Oh. Bye." he said and quickly hung up. Her e-mail must have gotten here late… Kaiba thought to himself. But that was not the case.
A day later:
Kaiba's phone rang. Kaiba picked it up "Hello." He said.
"Hi Kaiba." Yugi said.
"Yugi?' Kaiba asked.
"Yea. Um… Kaiba, Tea's been stalking you."
Kaiba held the phone out at arms length, staring at it. He slowly put it back against his ear. "What?"
"I just found out. We were walking to school together and a scrapbook filled with pictures of you fell out of her backpack. Then she admitted she's sent you e-mails and is stalking you." Yugi explained.
"Oh." Kaiba said.
"Don't worry, she won't be stalking you anymore Kaiba. I'll stop her. Bye." Yugi said, and hung up quickly.
Kaiba hung his phone up and stared at it, left eye twitching violently. To bad there was more. Poor Kaiba.
A few days later:
Kaiba's phone rang. Kaiba picked it up. "Hello."
"Hello. It's Marik. I'm sorry, Kaiba, my sister's been stalking you. She got a laptop and I caught her sending you a strange e-mail…I thought I should let you know." Marik said.
Kaiba hung up, extremely disturbed. He started twitching again.
A few days later:
Kaiba's phone rang. Kaiba picked it up. "Hello."
It was Yugi again. "Hi Kaiba. I found out Mai is stalking you too… I'm really sorry. Bye"
Kaiba hung up. He started twitching violently. This is too much… he thought.
A few days later:
Kaiba's phone rang. He picked it up. "Hello." he said.
"Hi." Joey said.
"What do you want Wheeler?"
"Uh… Serenity is… stalking you. Bye."
Kaiba let the phone drop from his hand, twitching once more. Everyone is stalking me! He thought to himself. He hung the phone up, and a few moments later it rang again. He could almost hear a neighbor saying "Seto Kaiba? My daughter is stalking you, I'm sorry. It wont happen again."
As he stared at the ringing phone, twilight zone music started to play. (DuDu DuDu) "AHHH!" he screamed.
Well, my days of stalling are over. PLEASE review and let me know what you think of the ending!