Here's a shout out to my frined Princessluckyducky. Shout! Out! Okay, there ya go. Now we shall start the story.

Misha woke up early. She was very psyched.

" Wahoo! Yeah! Yeah! Yippy! It's Saturday! And Saturday means..." Misha got a devilish look in her eye. " A trip to the post office! KO-TAR-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU!"

Kotarou obviously woke up. She was the perfect alarm, because she got up at exactly 7:30 every day. He could set his watch by her. But he didn't want to go to the post office. Post offices were boring, which was weird, because Misha worked there. It was her first day as a postal service worker. Kotarou put his pillow over his head.

" Misha, go away." He randomly through his lamp at the window and Misha's head inconviently popped right into it.

SMASH.

" Misha! Are you okay!" Kotarou yelled jumping out of bed over to Misha.

" Unnn... Kotarou? Since when are you a triplet?" Misha said, dazed. Misha fell over.

" Earth to Misha. I'm making waf-fles. Can you hear me?" Kotarou waved his hand in front of her face. Misha didn't say anything. " Argh! Why did I have to throw my lamp at the window! Why! Why! Why!"

(Because the author made him. Hee hee.)

Kotarou dragged Misha home. " Man, Misha, you're heavy! What have you got in your pockets? Rocks?"

He reached into her pocket and sure enough, rocks.

Kotarou put Misha on her bed. Shia was making eggs.

" Oh, hi Kotarou!" Shia said happily. " Want some eggs?"

" I like eggs," Misha said in her sleep.

Shia looked at Misha. " What happened? Why does she have a huge bump on her head?"
Kotarou grinned innocently. " Interesting story there..." Kotarou saw Shia eyeing him suspiciously, so he decided it would be a good idea to bluff. " Misha came to me for breakfast, took my dad's golf club and next thing you know..."

" Tsk." Shia stared down at Misha. " I don't even think she knows what golf is."

" Yeah and having to work today and all..." Kotarou shrugged. " Sucks for her. She's going to miss her first day of work."

Shia's eyes filled with horror. " What if she gets fired?"
" Uh..." Kotarou thought. " Maybe I should fill in for her. Yeah. It sounds boring, but I'll do it."

After a hardy breakfast of scrambled eggs, Kotarou went down to the Post Office. Takashi and Koboshi were delivering a letter.

" Oh, hi Kotarou!" Koboshi shouted. " What are you doing here?"
" Um," Kotarou said, " Misha got a job here and she got hurt, so I'm filling in for her. Are you guys getting jobs too?"

" Please, we wouldn't do anything so childish," said Takashi, " we're blackmailing Santa Claus."

Silence.

" Um, that's, uh, great," Kotarou said sarcastically, " but I should really get working. Wait, are you guys even Christian?"
" We dunno," Takashi and Koboshi said in unison. They raced to the post office, dropped off their letter, and ran away.

Kotarou sighed. Takashi and Koboshi were weird.

Kotarou walked up to the front desk. A woman was their chewing gum and trying to win a free Gameboy PSP on the Internet.

" Um, I'm filling for Misha today," Kotarou said. The woman lept in the air.

" YES! YES YES YES! NOW I'M GOING TO VERMONT! WHOO HOO!" The woman ran away, lugging about six bags with her.

Kotarou blinked. Today just kept getting stranger and stranger. He sat at the front desk, wondering what he was supposed to do.

That afternoon, nothing had happened. Kotarou had won 248 free Gameboy PSP's, licked all the stamps he could find and covered the desk with them. He growled.

" Why couldn't I go to Vermont?" he said unhappily. Suddenly, Koboshi and Takashi came back in. Kotarou sat up happily.

" Hi guys!" He noticed the letter in Takashi's hand. " More blackmail for Santa?"

" Easter Bunny," Takashi said without even looking up. Kotarou sighed.

" Well, see ya later-"

" WAIT!" Kotarou screamed so loud that the sky light broke. Then it began suddenly to rain so everything inside got wet and made Kotarou so mad that he breathed fire and burnt everything.

Koboshi, Takashi, Kotarou, and many other pedestrians watched their dear post office burn to the ground.

For a few hours it was silent. Then Koboshi and Takashi said, " Wow. Let's do that again!"

" Misha is going to kill me," Kotarou said glumly.

" Actually this does sort of bum me out," Takashi said, " hmm... I need to take a bath."

Takashi walked home and Koboshi started running around a flame thrower, now a complete pyro. Kotarou just stood their with his jaw on the sidewalk.

And now Koboshi was laughing meniacally as she burnt down the grocery store, the dentist's office, and the hardware store.

" And now for the finishing touch," Koboshi said evilly. She pulled out a stick of dynamite, lit it, and threw it.

" TIMBER!" Koboshi shouted a second before the stick of dynamite touched the school.

And their was a fiery explosion.

Kotarou went to Misha and Shia's house. They were both watching the destruction on tv.

" Kotarou, this is bad," Shia said, tears in her eyes. " How could you destroy the whole town? How?"

" How is anyone getting a shot of that? They look like their right up close," Kotarou stated. Misha laughed quietly.

" Heh heh. Silly Kotarou, this is from a satellite," Misha said, " Koboshi-san has already burnt most of the world."

Kotarou couldn't believe this. How could he be so stupid? He'd destroyed the whole world.

" I never should have thrown that lamp!" Kotarou shouted. But suddenly Misha and Shia turned into dancing purple earthworms.

" What!" Kotarou shouted staring at them. They spoke a weird language and suddenly Kotarou stared at his window. Misha's head was in it.

" It's post office day! Suuu!" Misha said. " Yay! Yay! Why do you have a lamp in your hand?"

Kotarou dropped the lamp, where it smashed into a million pieces. Had he all been dreaming?"

" Misha?"

" Yes Kotarou-kun?"

" If I ever throw a lamp at you," Kotarou said, " please duck."