A long long time a go in a.... o sorry about that.
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Where was I, O YES!!!!
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A long long time ago, in a galaxy far far away there was a imp. A tiny imp at that, dubbed with the name Yoda, y-o-d-a yoda. This imp-like creature had a problem. It wasn't his huge ears, or his tiny like body, or the fact that he killed people left and right with a little pole light thingy. It was that he had an addiction, he had a horrible, unspeakable, always craving, POTATO CHIPS!!!!! This may sound strange, I know. But, let me tell you the story. By the way I'm not the narrator, I AM YODA!!!! Telling you about myself. "hello, I am yoda. I like long walks on th......
Supersonic663: ok lets just wit here till he finishes........................OKAY!!!!! He's done now.
As I was saying I like potato chips, but who can resist them. There so good (STARTS TO DROOL) with there saltiness and flavor of potatoes.
One day someone..... errrrrr.... STOP WITH THE THEM MUSIC!!!!!! (music stops) thank you. Now, one day a man of the name Luke came to help me. I saw him coming up to me and I said, "HEY YOU THERE COME HERE!!!! I NEED TO ASK YOU SOMETHING!!!" He walks over. "Yeeeeessss" said Luke. "You got any potato chips?" I asked.
"Ya, why?" "Gimmy them!!!" He took out the glowy thing and started waving it around like a lunatic. "AHHHHHH!!!" screamed Luke as he dropped the bag and ran away.
"HA HA HA!!! Finally some good eatins." He opened the bag and shoved the whole thing in his mouth without chewing, swallowed, then used the light stick as a toothpick burning his mouth. "I NEED MORE!!! I NEED MORE!!!" He then ran out of the swamp screaming something.
Supersonic663: Ehhh... Swamp whered that come from.
Yoda: Didn't I mention the swamp?
Supersonic663: No...
Yoda: Well ya he was in a swamp.
Supersonic663: Why are you talking about yourself in the third person?
Yoda: My story my rules! Till next time!!! BYE....