Shia stood in the kitchen, making lunches for everyone at school tomorrow. Misha has spent all last night flying around the town dressed as the tooth fairy to please a little girl she'd made a bet with in the park that the tooth fairy was real, so now Misha was flying around town because "the toothfairy" never came. So being alone, Nya walked into the room in his human form.
" Hi, Shia," Nya said. Nya stared at the stove. " You're always cooking. Let's do something fun. Like cow- tipping."
" Come on, Nya," Shia said, " you know that's mean. The poor cows can't get up and then they starve to death."
" True is it may be, I've heard the cow-tipping is a rather popular sport among humans."
" Nya, if you want to sneak out in the middle of the night to tip over livestock, then I suggest you do it alone!" Shia shouted. She turned back to her cooking. Nya sighed.
" Touchy. Well, if you need me, I'll be done at Old McDonald's with the guys."
Suddenly, Shia turned around.
" Wait, "with the guys"?" she said, " you've made friends?"
" Kotarou, Koboshi, and Ten-Chan are going, too," Nya said. " Which is very strange, because Koboshi didn't look quite like the evil cow-tipping type, yet she seemed quite excited to go."
" Looks can be misleading," Shia said warningfully (I just made that up :D).
" Yes, well. Adios, then." Nya left. Shia felt unhappy so she dug into the frige for some ice cream bars. Misha smelled the ice cream, took the box, and ran into her room with it. That left poor Shia with only a chocolate ice pop.
" So-o-o, lemme get this straight," Kotarou said, " we're walking out in the middle of the night to tip over a cow with some random mysteriously Nya-like person that I won't take a second thought about?"
" Who is this Nya you speak of? I am sure I have no idea who you are talking about," Nya said solemnly.
" Yeah, see?" Ten-Chan said. " Besides, we thought cow-tipping would be a good idea for you! You are, like, a huge goody-two shoes."
" Yes, but I have to prove myself by knocking over a cow?" Kotarou said, obviously confused.
Suddenly, Koboshi came in wearing her "Bad to the Bone" jacket.
" Yeah, I'm ready!" Koboshi whooted. She stared at the them. " Why aren't you guys wearing you're "Bad the the Bone" jackets, too?"
" Misha ate mine," Kotarou lied.
" My mom wears it to her Real Estate meetings," Ten-Chan said truthfully.
" I destroyed mine," Nya said truthfully.
" Nya was telling us about how he got "destroy vision" off E-bay," Ten-Chan said, " so I'd better get home soon so I can get some, too."
" Yes. Yes I did," Nya replied sullenly.
" So what are we standing around here for? Let's go tip some cows!" Ten-Chan put his hand in the middle.
" ... no," Koboshi said, " that's, like, only for girls."
" I do not BELIEVE what I am hearing! You're being stereotypic!" Ten-Chan yelled. Kotarou and Nya walked away, too embarassed to be seen with them.
" Your friends are very..." Nya started.
" Bizarre? Weird?" Kotarou offered, " Different? Absurd? Wack? Strange? Not right? Insane? Crazy? Unusual? Queer? Odd? Alien? Psycho? Freakish? Peculiar? Untypical? Irregular?"
" All of the above, I suppose," Nya answered robotically.
" OMG THERE'S A COW!" A shout none other than Koboshi's echoed in the night air before a missil-like jump that also came from Koboshi jumped on the poor cow, knocking it over and unconscious. Koboshi stood up, brushing herself off.
" A-yep, and that's how we do it back home!" she said grinning and bowing.
" I think it's dead," Kotarou said plainly. " Or, at best, knocked unconscious for several hours to days."
" Oop. My bad," Koboshi said not seeming to care. Suddenly, the cow stood up, mooed, and ran into Koboshi.
" OW!" Koboshi screamed. " OW, ow, ow, ow, don't just, ow, stand there, you, ow, MOROONSOWW!"
" That's how the cows do it back at home!" Ten-Chan shouted gleefully.
(A/N: No, I did not copy this from The Barnyard)
So they just stood there for a while, watching Koboshi get trampled by an angry cow, until Nya suddenly decided he was bored, so he saved Koboshi with his "Destroy Vision" which sent the cow hurdling into a different dimension.
" No thanks to you guys," Koboshi said to Kotarou and Ten-Chan through a mouth full of broken teeth.
" Look, there's another cow," Ten-Chan said, pointing at something far away.
" Are you sure that's a cow?" Kotarou started, but Koboshi had already run off.
" Only one way to find out." Ten-Chan grinned.
There was a crash and a very Koboshi-like scream.
" Guess it wasn't a cow," Ten-Chan said. " Ding-dong, the Wicked Witch is dead!"
" You'll regret the day you said that!" Koboshi yelled, running passed them with a bunch of bees trailing after her. She runs into some bushes and plenty of "ow's!" are heard. The bees fly away, and then Koboshi comes out, covered in red pussing welts.
" Well, Koboshi? What say you?" Ten-Chan asked happily.
" I say we take up shuffleboard," Koboshi said before falling over.
So they went back to Shia's house. And Shia was also covered in red welts.
" Shia-san, what happened?" Kotarou asked.
" I don't know! I just had an ice cream popsicle!" Shia said, crying.
" I think you should leave," Nya said, so Kotarou and Ten-Chan dragged Koboshi home because she was so badly stung that she fainted.
" Nya-san, do you think I have that strange bird sickness that humans get?" Shia asked nervously.
" You mean chicken pox?" Nya said. " No, Shia, I think you're lactose intolerant."
" Is that bad?"
" It means you're allergic to milk."
" Oh, thank goodness," Shia said. " I thought I might be allergic to cows. I thought about it and I think I'll go cow-tipping with you guys tomorrow night!"
" We decided not to do that anymore," Nya said.
" What?" Shia looked hurt. " But why? When you said it, it sounded like so much fun."
" We're playing shuffleboard."
" What is shuffleboard?"
" An oldies game."
The next day...
" Change of plans, let's go free falling off the Alps!" Koboshi said the next day.
" Forget it. I'm going to be a cat again," Nya said, pushing Shia forward.
Yeah, kinda weird, I know. REVIEW PLEASE!