A long time ago….. Blah blah blah

Disclaimer the star killer: I Do not own or wish to own star wars, it is crazy and has freaky gay droids.

(Theme Music Starts)

A long time ago in a galaxy far far away, yoda scared the greatest jedi away, leaving the Empire to take over freely, But as he said in another time and place, There is another…….bag! But now Yoda is wonder through the swamp with no where to go….

Supersonic663: ok cut the music!

DARKLORD! Arrowhead: I shall now hunt Luke while he's vulnerable! THEN ILL HAVE THE FREAKY LIGHT STICK!

Supersonic663: yes, yes, we know the light stick is pretty to stare at but I need Luke alive right now.

Darklord arrowhead: Fine, I'll just screw with his head then!

Yoda: HEY THIS ABOUT ME RIGHT!

Darklord Arrowhead: well then start telling it before I hit you upside the head!

Well As I was walking through the swamp I saw some big scary metal object sitting in the water. So I'm like, "THERE MusT BE PoTAtO cHiPs THEre!" So I take it out of the water with a mind trick and rummage through it!

Supersonic663: As a side note I'm currently here asking myself, Why must I keep befriending Imps. HAVE I NO LIFE!

Yoda: Anyways, I'm getting lazy now so third person time!

Yoda searched the insides of the metal object and bumped a lever. "Oops, I wonder if that will close the glass and take me off this planet to somewhere else." He said as the glass closed on him and auto-pilot blasted him off, and was headed for Tatooine.

Just as the ship was taking off Luke ran up to it and yelled, "HEY THAT MY SHIP YOU CRAZY IMP!" and he also chose a few select words that I will not mention.

Darklord Arrowhead: Ok Luke Here I come! (And she transforms into horn sounds Bounty Hunter Arrowhead!)

Luke: AHHHHHHHHHHH!

Bounty Hunter Arrowhead: ok come here you!

(End with a funny scene with them running around in circles!)

Supersonic663: Well that's the next chapter Really no point in it but review anyways! Oh and while you were reading this I had temporary control over your mind. I Promise the next one will be longer!