What a plan!

A/N: Sorry it has been a while, but enjoy! 

Riza sat at her desk all day as usual. She did paperwork that day, or at least she was supposed to be doing her paperwork. Instead, she sat at her desk daydreaming about her future with Roy and their baby.

After dreaming a while longer, she noticed that it was steadily approaching the lunch hour. She went into Roy's office like any other day, but he was nowhere to be seen. She walked into the office a bit, waiting for him. She suddenly felt a set of strong arms wrap around her from behind. Along with those arms came a series of kisses up her neck. She smiled, but then he hugged her too tight. The hug didn't help her sickness she was going through with her pregnancy. The slightest push to her stomach would send vomit running from her mouth.

"Roy? Let go or I'm going to be sick." She said softly.

He let her go without protest, knowing her current condition.

"So where were you?" She asked.

"Out getting these," he stated as he held up a bouquet of roses.

A smile touched her features as he leaned in to kiss her.

They shared a passionate kiss; that was until Hughes came through the door.

Roy broke apart abruptly, cursing under his breath.

"My God Hughes, did knocking ever occur to you?" Roy blurted.

"Well no, but anyway, I rounded up some information like you told me to on the Fuehrer, or rather Havoc got the information." He laughed.

"Just get on with it." Roy said while messaging his temples.

"Yeah, well he is said to be traveling to a near by strip club called Lady Pussy right after work today. Havoc told me he will be meeting with who we believe to be one of his accomplices."

"So what are we supposed to do?" Roy inquired.

"Well I'm sorry to put you both in the field, but it's time for a little under cover mission. Roy will be acting as a bartender, while Riza will be a….. gulp stripper." He claimed.

Riza nearly collapsed. She didn't know the first thing about being a stripper.

"I don't know how to be a stripper." Riza gasped out in horror.

"Well you've obviously got seduction skills, I mean Roy got you pregnant. That's all you really need." He stated the obvious.

"Roy?" she asked coldly.

"Hmm?" he looked up from his paperwork.

"What have you been gloating about?"

"Nothing out of the ordinary." He grinned.

"So our sex life isn't out of the ordinary? Boy I'd hate to see something out of the ordinary." 'Idiot' she thought.

"Sorry dear, but something so good shouldn't go undiscovered." He whispered in her ear.

She couldn't stay mad at him with that tone. She smiled as she moved to where their foreheads touched.

"Ahem… guys let's get on with the mission. Now Riza your alias will be Jennifer, but you will be known as Sugar lips at the club. Roy, you will be known as Patrick, you obviously don't need another name, and I will know as Andy; Havoc will be accompanying us for back up, and he will be known as Rodney. I will be acting as the club manager, and Havoc will be a spectator just there to see the show." Maes grinned widely at Riza.

"I swear to God Hughes, one look at her and you're dead, got it. Oh and would you like to die as original recipe or extra crispy?" he grinned back sternly.

"Roy, one look at any other woman and you'll die at my hands. Would you like a bullet through the heart or head?" She laughed.

He acted in mock pain as he grabbed his heart and spun around his chair.

"We'll go ahead and leave now, so we can get all put together. Go home get a shower and meet me at the Mocha Café on 2nd street at 10:00 tonight." Maes suggested to the door.

A/n: Sorry if it was short this time, but I wanted to take the plan into action in the next chapter, Strip Tease. I hope you enjoyed ths one, my sis couldn't stop laughing which of course she's a dork any ways. Lol. Luv to all. R&R plz!

Chow 4 now.