Strip Tease
Well I'm glad that this story is so funny for you all. Enjoy:) Slight spoilers if you know the characters, but don't know how they are involved.
Riza and Roy went to Roy's apartment where they freshened up a bit before their meeting with Hughes at the Mocha Café.
"This had better be worth it Roy." She said coldly.
"Hey I'm not any happier than you are about having to do this. You flaunting yourself in front of other men is not what I wanted either. If we had another way I would take it in a heart beat." He stated as he went over to Riza and held her tightly.
"You be careful out there, and if any guy tries to make a move on you, then you yell for me, Havoc, or Hughes. Now let's get going."
At the Mocha Café…
Hughes motioned for them to sit down at his table.
"Ok so I've got a few things here that will aid us in our disguise." He stated as he lifted a paper bag. "But first we're going to have to go to a more private place to talk about this." He motioned to the door.
"Where are we going?" Riza asked.
"To an old warehouse. We can get our stuff on in there."
They walked to the old warehouse where Riza and Roy were handed a few articles of clothing and a wig a piece.
"Now go put that stuff on and report to me at once." Hughes commanded.
Riza went into a small room where she put on a very skimpy dress, and a black wig. Roy went to his own room where he put on a white tight t-shirt, a pair of blue jeans, and a blonde wig.
They came back out to see Maes dressed in a brown wig, a black suit with a red tie, and no glasses.
When Roy saw Riza he could barely contain himself. He caught himself staring a few times, but they just kept on walking.
Hughes whistled when he saw Riza.
"Wow, Riza you're a damn fine woman if you ask me. That dress could make me cheat on my wife." Riza blushed at Maes' comment.
"Isn't there a better way to do this? I feel way too exposed." She stated.
"Yes." Hughes answered.
"Really?" she asked hopefully.
"No. This is mandatory Hawkeye. You two were the ones that first suspected this so, it's in your hands now. You either succeed or fail and failure isn't an option since Bradely's likely to kill us if he finds out who we are." Maes reminded.
Roy and Riza had never seen Hughes so stern before, he was usually always cheerful, and he was always waving around thouse pictures of his blessed daughter, whom despite the annoyance of the pictures, was adorable.
"okay, we need to get going or else you'll miss your show." Roy grinned evilly at Riza.
"Cram it Roy! No drinking either, need I remind you, you're still on duty." She retorted.
"Hey Babe, I'm only human, so what accidentally creeps into my mouth can't be helped." He smirked.
"And when my gun accidentally creeps into your mouth, it can't be helped." She smiled evilly.
"I'll level with you there." He flashed his boyish grin.
"Stop the riff-raff you two. We're gonna be late." Havoc yelled from the car, cigarette dangling freely from his lips.
"Oh JOY I forgot you were coming." Roy stated in bitter sarcasm, emphasizing 'Joy'.
They all got in the car. Havoc really had a lead foot. He sped down the small ever so curvy streets as if he were a professional car racer, or so he must have thought so. Maes. Roy, and Riza were turning green as vomit threatened to make an appearance from their mouths.
"Wooh, we're here. That was a record time. I believe that if you go too slowly in life then you loose too much of it, so speed is always my standard policy." He stated as he stepped out of the car in an almost heroic fashion.
"So that explains why none of his relationships last." Roy secretly whispered to Riza in a taunting fashion.
They went inside where Maes automatically went to the stage, grabbed the mike and said, "Everybody put your hands together for the sexy, luscious, and absolutely mesmerizing, Sugar Lips!"
Roy just started handing out the drinks and looking natural. Riza got on the pole and just started acting stripperish. (hey it's the only way I can describe a pole dance I guess. Lol.)
Roy couldn't help, but stare. Havoc on the other hand was busying himself with the other strippers.
Maes simply walked around the club asking people if they were enjoying their times. He came upon a cloaked figure talking to Bradley, but the strange thing is, is that the figure kept referring to Bradley as 'Pride.'
"So the Full metal has been taken care of right?" Bradley asked.
"Yes," An all too familiar female voice answered, "We believe he is dead, but we have yet to confirm it."
'Lust' Maes thought in horror.
"Roy, I mean Patrick?" Maes whispered at the bartender. Patrick turned around, "What?"
"Lust, you remember the Homunculi?"
"Yeah what about her?" he asked as he poured a drink and shook up a Martini in the other hand.
"She's in league with Bradley, and to my knowledge his code name is Pride. Bradley organized the whole thing to get rid of the Elrics and the whole stone thing." Maes confirmed.
"Good work. Go spy a little more, but don't hang around too much, they could suspect something." Roy smiled.
Riza bowed and walked off the stage. As she was walking, a man grabbed her butt.
"Hentai!" Roy heard followed by a healthy slap.
"Ouch." Roy cringed.
Bradely came up to the bar, "Give me a Corona Light, please." Roy handed him the beer, but Bradley paused, "You look awfully familiar. Do I know you?"
"No I don't believe I've seen you before, sorry, but I've really got to get back to work." Roy said trying to conceal himself as best he could.
"You're right. It's probably just my imagination. Thank you."
"Yeah…Uh…Sure." He responded.
Bradley sat back down and continued his conversation with Lust.
"It really is pathetic that the little military hasn't figured out my secret yet, Dante said they would be smarter than that." Bradley snickered.
All the while they were talking, Maes was jotting down some important information.
Maes got up and motioned to Roy and Riza, that their 'shift' was over. They decided to leave Havoc.
"Let's just leave him, besides, I think I see a woman with him." Maes cheerfully smirked.
Maes decided to walk on home instead of going back to Riza's with the rest of them.
"I'll just go on home, I don't want Gracia too worried about me, you two have a good night." He waved and walked on. 'I've got to get to the bottom of this whole Homunculi thing with Bradley. His secret will be found out.' He thought sternly to himself.
Roy put his arm over Riza's shoulder, "You did one helluva job out there tonight."
"Thanks, what can I say? I try." She blushed, "I rather like that outfit on you Mr. Mustang." She said seductively as she leaned on him.
He kissed her as they walked into her house.
"Maes said that he found out a few things about Bradley. We should have a meeting tomorrow." He said as he untied his shoes, and crawled into bed.
With a yawn and a stretch, Riza laid down beside him. They fell asleep.
'Tomorrow I'll put Shezka (spelling, yikes, lol.) on the case to help me find that information.' Maes thought tiredly as he crawled into bed next to his wife.
A/N: Well I'm not too sure about this chapter, but It's ok. Tell me what you think, you know what to do, click the little link at the bottom please. Luv to all
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