Pt 2
The Day of Craziness, Sleeplessness, and Flirtatiousness
Rodney tossed and turned restlessly around his bed wide awake in the start of day 2. He had slept throughout all of yesterday while Ford and Teyla went flirting off somewhere and John when to do God knows what.
Unable to fall asleep, Rodney got out of bed to prepare himself to find something else to do.
After showering, dressing up, and all of those things that you usually do in the morning, he went to the mess hall for some breakfast.
Not feeling in the mood for any food he quickly grabbed a cup of coffee, and in doing so, bumped into John.
"Ooops sorry, ohmyg…?" He looks up at a red eyed, bed hair, extremely insane looking Major. (A/N: I still think he'd look cute though!)
"Hey, where'd you get the shadow? I mean it's only been one day." Rodney says noticing a five o'clock shadow on his face.
"Never mind that! I'm going CRAZY!" he mumbles loud enough for him to hear. "I have never been so bored in my life!"
"What? Finished all of Baywatch already?" he says walking away.
Grabbing Rodney by the shoulders he asks him, "How do you do it! I know what you did back home when we 'supposedly' went home."
"Well, for starters," he says brushing away John's arms slowly and calmly. "…back home, I wasn't billions and trillions of miles away from a Dairy Queen, Blockbuster, or Pizza Hut!" he hisses back. "You don't think I'm slowly being driven into insanity!"
"Point taken." he says returning to his normal look.
"Hmm… I wonder how Teyla and Ford are doing." John asks aloud.
"I don't think you should be wondering about that. I heard weird noises outside Teyla's room last night."
"Are you sure that wasn't you snoring?"
Rodney throws him a look.
"What? I was just kidding…"
They grab a seat.
"How about we go annoy some of the scientist?"
Rodney coughs loudly.
"Right…"
"Sparring?"
"No."
"C'mon Rodney, you know you could use it."
"Shut up."
"…"
"…"
They sit in silence for a while.
"Flirt with the nurses?" John suggests.
"Eh, I dunno…"
"Hey Rodney, I heard one of the nurses liked you." he says, nudging him in the ribs.
"Let's go!"
After the Attempted Flirting
"McKay! What the heck was that! That was the sorriest excuse for flirting I have ever seen. I am ashamed of you." John scowls as they rush out of the infirmary
"Well, I was just warming up but you just had to go and get us kicked out." he accuses.
"What! What did I do?"
"What did you do? You just had to go and grab her a…"
"Grab her what, Rodney?" A Dr. Weir says appearing behind them.
"Dr. Weir!" they both say nervously.
"What were you saying Dr.?" she asks suspiciously yet politely.
"Yes Rodney, what were you saying?" John manages to slur out of his now clenched teeth.
"What I was going to say was… you just had to go and grab her… thelastapple! I was gonna eat it!"
"Oh Rodney, you're such a pig." John says giving him a hard pat on the back that made him lurch forward a bit.
He glares at him and Weir looks at both of them definitely not convinced but lets them slide anyway. "Very well, just stay out of trouble you two." and she walks away.
"…too late for that…" McKay mumbles to himself.
As they both head in the opposite direction of Weir, Rodney asks, "So, is the nurse pretty?"
"Nurse?"
"Remeber the nurse you said that liked me! So, is she pretty?"
They turn a corner. "Who said it was a she?" There is a loud thud heard off screen. "I was kidding!"
A/N: I'm not getting much reviews... oh well, I just thought of continuing for the heck of it.