A/N: Hi again! Just wanna thank my beta rogue1503!

The Day of Sticky Notes

The next day, Rodney met up with John in the mess hall for brunch. "So, you got anything?"

John nodded his head, a sly grin playing on his face. "Have you ever wanted to raid Elizabeth's room?"

"Uh, no and I don't want to now! Do you know what she'll do to us?"

"Hmm, let me see, she'll sell us as slaves to the Genii, feed us to those godforsaken bugs, or throw us over that balcony she loves so much. Why do you ask?"

Rodney gave him a face that looked much like this: o.o;

"C'mon, you know you wanna."

"Forget it! I'm out of here. You are crazy Sheppard, crazy and sick." Rodney took his tray and headed to another table.

"Keep it in mind McKay, I'll be waiting." he said to him.

After waiting a while outside Rodney's room, John gave up and decided to finish up the first chapter of War and Peace.

As John disappeared from sight, Rodney reappeared and entered his room and laid on his bed, pondering about what John had offered.

"Think about it."

"…sell us as slaves…"

"…you know you wanna…"

"I'll be waiting…"

Seeing that he couldn't take it anymore, he left his room and headed to Johns'.

John was quietly reading his book until Rodney came barging through his door. "You have some nerve Johnathan Sheppard."

Carefully shutting and putting his book down he walked over to Rodney, patted him on the back and headed out of the room with a smile on his face and said, "I take that as a yes."

After walking around Atlantis for what seemed like forever, John finally stopped at one of the doors. He inspected it for a bit then smiled while Rodney kept thinking about how childish he felt.

"Are you sure this is her room?" he asked seeing that John had a grin on his face.

"Positive."

"Really?" Rodney asked again, suspiciously.

"Tell me, Rodney, who other than Weir, would put a 'Do Not Disturb' sticky note on their door?"

"Er… I dunno."

"Exactly; Trust me Rodney, I know her better than you do." John said taking off the sticky note off the door. John crumpled the note and tossed it into a garbage can. He turned around to Rodney who had a very shocked look on his face. "What?" John asked.

He pointed to the door revealing another sticky note.

'That Means You, Doctor.'

"Come on Rodney, it could mean any doctor." he said chuckling nervously and tearing off the sticky note from the door revealing another!

'You too, Major.'

"What?" John said a bit baffled and tore off that note as well. Then he tore off the next note, then the next note, then the next note until he realized he could care less about what a dumb freaking note said!

"Forget this!" Johnlifted his hand, ready to command it toopen,but was stopped by Rodney who was holding up the next note.

'I Really, Really Don't Think You Should Do That.'

John looked at Rodney unconvinced and opened the door anyway. As the door swished open, the last note fell to the floor.

'It's Your Funeral.'

Jaws dropped as the two saw Teyla and Ford making out. After staring for a bit, John commanded the door shut and took the last note and ripped it to shreds.

"What the hell are Teyla and Lt. Ford doing making out in Elizabeth's room!" Rodney said in shock.

"That's not her room you idiot!" John hissed at him, and then laughed to himself. "Ha! I should have guessed."

"What?" Rodney asked as he looked at the chuckling major. "What?" he asked again as they walked away.

A few seconds later Ford took a peek out in the hall. "Have they left?" Teyla asked quietly.

"Yup." and as the door closed,the final sticky note fell to the floor.

'And I gave them a week because...?'