A/N: I'm so sorry I haven't updated in a while! Oh and this chapter goes to Kate McCaye for the idea, rouge1503 for the beta, and for all the reviews.

And about the Sticky Note Chapter, it was an Elizabeth thing to do and she knew that John would know that so she put it on Teyla's room where she knew that they'd be making out. How she came to know this, I do not know…

But hey, she is the leader of Atlantis so, she has her ways. –Evil Grin-

Slippery When Wet

John ran into the mess hall and tapped Rodney on the shoulder.

"Yes, what do you want?" Rodney asked impatiently.

"McKay, I have a whole list of things that…" John started to say.

"Upupup, I've already found something to do." Rodney said smiling widely.

"Oh, really? Go on then, tell me whatcha got." John asked.

"Actually, this doesn't include you I'm afraid."

"What?" John said, sounding surprised.

"Yup that's right, today I'm taking a break from your crazy and insane ideas." Rodney said, grabbing a muffin and a cup of coffee.

"Today, I need to fix three naquada generators that failed late last night. And I really don't think you'd be interested in that."

"So you're going to ditch me for a generator?" John asked in disbelief.

"No… well… yes I suppose…" Rodney answered him.

"Who's been thinking of these ideas?" John pouted

"You?"

"Exactly, so don't come crying to me when you run out of generators to fix because I'll be out… out..." John was grasping for a good idea.

"On the Mainland swimming in that jelly fish infested rat hole?" Rodney suggested, teasing him.

"Precisely! - Now if you'll excuse me, I have a… book that needs reading." John exited the mess hall, very irritated.

John sat upright on his bed, reading War and Peace, seeming rather bored.

'If I had to bring a nice long book for the trip, why'd it have to be so boring? Why couldn't I have brought a Harry Potter book?' he thought to himself obviously irritated.

"You know what? Screw this." he said out loud, getting up from the bed. As he left his room he bumped into Rodney.

"McKay." John greeted him dully.

"Major." Rodney replied.

"So, what are you doing here?" John asked

"I was just um…" Now it was Rodney's turn to be lost for words.

"Zelenka beat you to it? Or was it Kavanagh?" John mocked.

"Fine, you win…" Rodney mumbled angrily.

"Good! I knew you'd come around." John said to him, patting him on his shoulder lightly.

"Meet me in the south wing." John told him as they headed into different directions.

Approximately half an hour later, both John and McKay were at the southern end of Atlantis, by one of the many balconies. This one was only about three feet above the level of the water.

"So, what are we here for?" Rodney asked.

"Well," John stopped mid sentence to think.

"Well, I don't know…" John was still thinking.

Rodney looked at him annoyed. "You don't know."

"It seemed like a good idea at the time." John said shrugging and putting on an innocent face.

Rodney just looked at him more annoyed than ever, and just lost it.

"Why did I even bother to come out here? I could have just as easily destroyed one of those generators myself." Rodney blurted at him.

"You manipulated me didn't you?" Rodney accused John as he stepped closer to him.

"Wh… what?" John started to back off.

"You did, didn't you? It had to be you. I see you do this to Elizabeth as well." Rodney said, stabbing the air with his finger as he came even closer to John.

"No, I…" Then John lost his footing and slipped over the railing and into the freezing Atlantean sea.

Not far from the balcony that Rodney and John were using was Elizabeth, going about her normal business until she heard a loud splash. Making a curious face, she rushed over to where she had heard the splash and found Rodney looking over the balcony railing.

"I guess it's slippery when wet!" Rodney said loudly.

"Rodney McKay, what in the world, are you doing?" she asked him.

"Elizabeth! Hi!" he said chuckling nervously, stepping away from the balcony.

"What was that splash?" she asked looked over the balcony.

"Splash? Oh, um… that was nothing! I was just… chucking pebbles into the sea, you know, when they skip across and…"

She turned around and gave him a skeptical look.

John had fallen into the Atlantean sea, which was pretty deep. As he was swimming up to the surface, he stopped, seeing a pair of feet standing beside the balcony. Deciding that it'd be nice to pay Rodney back for his nice, extremely cold swim, John reached up and pushed the pair of legs forwards, causing them to slip over the railing and into the icy water with him.

"Ha! Take that Rodney!" John said gleefully.

But then, he felt someone poking him on the back. John quickly turned around and his face dropped as he saw Rodney McKay waving to him on the balcony.

"Wait! - then you're here… and that was… then who was…?" John babbled.

Something rose out of the sea and pulled the Major down, then Dr Weir came up, and she was holding him down.

John made about five attempts to dunk Elizabeth but they all failed miserably, which seriously scared Rodney.

"-cough-… I said… -cough- I'm sorry!"

"There, now that wasn't so hard now was it?" Elizabeth said angrily and released John from her grip.

"-cough- Well it would have been easier -cough- Elizabeth, if you weren't trying to drown me. -cough-"

"Well then, now that, that's settled I think I'll go…" Rodney started, but was cut off by two very pissed people.

"Oh, no you don't." they said in unison and grabbed McKay by the shirt and pulled him in.

A/N: I actually have two endings for this chapter. If you'd want me to post it I will but I'll just say that it had a bit of sparky goodness (Shep/Weir). So review!

I take anonymous reviews by the way!