It was a nice quiet day in Bricktown, when suddenly Hiei appeared in the middle of a street known as Green Grove rd. And that is when our story began …
Hiei looked around confused. Being the clueless jackass he was, he had no clue what just happened. " where am I?" he asked himself. After a long moment of silence (and finally realizing that he wasn't going to answer himself) he decided to take a look around.
After walking 3 long ,long steps a voice boomed out from god knows where "Hiei!" You idiot! Don't you answer you cell phone!"
"Eh? What is this? Who are you?"
"I am-"
"Who are you?"
"I am-"
"Who are you?"
anime sweat drop "I am Ryu. The author of this story. Fear me for I control your fate!"
Hiei waited for the cheap maniacal laughter to stop before he spoke. "You're a looney." the voice answered: "yea so…shut up!" Hiei sighed in disgust. "before I waste my breathe on a useless movie phrase, let me ask this question: is it worth saying 'show yourself'?"
"Ya know, Bra, don't move I'll be right there"
The sound of a toy chest running down the stairs rang out as Hiei thought about what was happening. 'Did she just call me a bra?' his thoughts where interrupted as a black haired girl appeared behind him cause him to almost shit his pants. "You're the author?" the girl nodded furiously. if hiei was able to laugh he would be on the ground slowly dyeing of a heart attack cause by the humor of this 13-year-old controlling hiei's fate. "you're like 13-years-old"
"And you're a drunken fire demon. What's your point?"
Hiei went silent after the drunken demon comment. He had just come back from a wild party thrown at koema's palace. He did have a 'few' drinks. And when he was teleported into this world he was hitting on Botan thinking she was Risa from DNAngel. 'ok I was only drunk this once. Oh and that time I hit on Kurama' Hiei knew he wasn't drunk that time but he needed an excuse for that one. "Ryu, what have you done?" hiei's thoughts where once again interrupted as another girl entered the scene. "why is hiei in your front yard?"
"well ,Nabooru, I was just telling Hiei about how I control this world and everything in it. Why did you ask, bra?"
Nabooru looked from ryu to hiei and back again. "just wondering" hiei was now officially lost. "I'm going to ask as calm as humanly possible…" hiei started "What in all seven fking hells is fking going on. I was fking minding my own fking business when all of a fking sudden I'm here with you two fking psychos who think they control my life!" hiei stopped to take a few breathes leaving nabooru and ryu in a shocked state.
"That's very calm" nabooru stated.
"Well, that and a bowl of ramen…" ryu said
Hiei raised an eyebrow 'WTF?'