Chapter 2

"Welcome to my Inn, Mr. Potter" said the hunchback, when Harry arrived at the Inn.

"And you are?" Harry asked.

"Tom the Innkeeper!" Tom said.

"Wait, hold on a second, Igor, you mean now you're my personal slave?" Harry asked.

"Come and see Mr. Fudge!" said Tom.

"Ok!" said Harry, walking up to a mysterious room.

"Ahh, Harry, you can come back to Hogwarts! Be a good boy and stay here!" said Fudge.

"But-

"No questions, I'm going to be very annoying and secretive!" said Fudge.

Igor a.k.a. Tom continually kept offering Harry bread. "LEAVE ME ALONE PEASANT! I'M HARRY FRICKIN POTTER!"

Cornelius Fudge left and Harry was escorted to his room by Igor.

"I'll start reading my books!" Harry said smartly. Harry opened a book that looked like a spider and it began attacking him, and then he threw his shoe on it, and wrapped it up.

Harry went downstairs, exhausted and saw Ron and Hermione there (too much of a coincidence).

After the 'gang' had quite a reunion, they were off to the train station.

Mr. Weasley pulled Harry aside.

"Promise me you won't go looking for your crazy godfather who wants to kill you, yes, the guy who killed betrayed your parents...the guy you would like to hurt and kill and get revenge on so it will make you feel better...yes, don't go looking for him!" Mr. Weasley said.

"Uhh...why would I want to look for someone who wants to kill me?" Harry asked.

"Well you've done it 4 times in the past with Voldemort!" Mr. Weasley said angrily.

"Oh yeah, I forgot about that haha!" Harry said, "The train is calling me...bye!"

Harry ran to the train meeting Ron, Hermione and Ron's animagi evil criminal—I mean, Ron's pet Rat.

"No compartments! Only one with a freaky man with clothes like a Hobo, in it, with scars on his face! Let's sit here with him!" Ron said.

"Who is he?" Harry asked.

"A werewolf" Hermione answered.

"What?!" Harry asked.

"I mean—R.J Lupin, and don't bother asking how I know, it's on his briefcase" Hermione said.

"You're so smart Hermione!" Ron and Harry say together.

"You two make me lose all faith in the human race!" Hermione says.

"Hey the windows are icy and it's suddenly night!" Ron said, "I think its time to use my squeaky, scared voice, "Haaary!"

"Hey, it's people in black cloaks! Halloween came early this year!" Harry said, clasping his hands excitedly.

"I'm going to kiss the life out of you!" said the Dementor (in his mind), and it grabbed Harry.

"Whoa! Harry! First kiss! How romantic!" said Hermione.

"Argh! I'm cold and I'm dying!" Harry screamed, and then blacked out. He awakened to see the Hobo (Lupin) in front of him.

"I took care of him! Now eat chocolate!" Lupin said.

"And how is this supposed to help me?" Harry asked, "I'm such a poor, poor boy, I'm too weak to fight the dementors!"

"You're not weak, just...not strong, and chocolate helps, everyone likes chocolate, right? Right?" Professor Lupin asks, Ron and Hermione, with wide eyes and a manic expression on his face.

Hermione and Ron slowly inched away.