Chapter 4
After dinner, all the Gryffindors start heading to the portrait of the fat lady. The fat lady is dressed differently and looks different too, but yet again, nobody seems to notice this (wizards think they're smarter then muggles?) The fat lady begins to sing. "What is with this movie and singing? First the choir, now that fat cow?" Harry asked himself.
"She can't even sing!" Harry says to his friends, unnecessarily, pointing out the obvious.
"NOO...Really?" Spastic Seamus Finnigan said.
The boys then have a true, noble, meaningful 'male bonding session': eating magic candies which make them sound like animals. They are also wearing normal clothes, which is the first time they ever wore them, which none of them seem to notice as well, this year at Hogwarts really is mysterious!
"Roar! I'm a lion!" said Ron.
"E-E-OO-AH-AH-AH I'm a monkey!" said Seamus.
"What? Oh did you take some candy? I didn't notice, sounds like you're normal vocabulary", said Dean.
Everyone laughs, including Seamus.
"Take some Harry" said Ron.
"I don't know!" Harry said nervously.
"Come on! All the cool kids are doing it!" said Ron.
"Yeah, okay, how bad could it be?" Harry asked.
"Hmm...it says...cautions...may cause severe pain and —
"Just try it!" said Dean.
"OK...CHOO CHOO CHOO CHOO" Harry said laughing.
"Since when is a train an animal?" asked Dean.
"Since when is Harry a normal wizard?" said Ron laughing.
Harry and his friends passed out that night, eating too much 'candy'.
Harry and his posse really are 'growing up fast': Harry gets his first kiss and is now taking hallucinogens...what's in store next for Harry Potter? Readers, you'll just have to wait and see!