Chapter 7
Everyone is excitedly leaving Hogwarts for their first trip to Hogsmeade. Harry can't go because of the stupid Dursleys and tried kissing McGonagall's ass to come.
"You really are a mother figure to me, so can I go? Oh yeah and you teach good too!" Harry tried.
"Out of the way orphan! I want come beer! Hey! I had to make my line sound cool since this is like the only line I get to say!" said McGonagall.
"Beer? You mean butterbeer right?" Harry asked.
"Umm...yeah...butterbeer", said McGonagall moving away quickly.
"Hey Harry, come for a walk with me on the bridge?" asked Lupin.
"Hogwarts has a bridge now, damn what else weird is going to happen throughout this movie?" Harry asked.
"Well your scar will keep changing size and position on your head and—I mean I have no idea what you're talking about Harry" said Lupin.
At the bridge...
"Why did you not let me take on the boggart?" Harry asked.
"I thought you'd make Voldemort appear!" said Lupin.
"Oh...well...you're wrong" said Harry.
"Cool" said Lupin.
"Cool" said Harry.
"You look like your father and you have the eyes of your mother...I will now babble about your mother making it seem like I was and still am infatuated with her!" said Lupin.
"Proceed, but make it G-rated please", said Harry, "even though this will add more confusion to my confusing life—oh and by the way can you train me to fight against dementors?"
"Sure thing Harry", said Lupin, "but have some chocolate first!"