Authors Note: hi… wow.. this is my very first story. So if u like it say so, if u don't go easy on me (please?) or else I might have to go buy some marshmallows to deal with all the flames.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything ( if I did, I would be buying much, much more than marshmallows.
Ch. 1: I'm A WHAT?"Hermione! Herrrrmiiionneee! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD CHILD GEETTT THE HELL UP!"
"Why mum… just tell me why you insist I get up at the CRACK OF DAWN every single FRIKIN day during my summer vacation. If you can give a one bloody valid reason to get up woman I 'll get up." Hermione said while feeling about for her pillow.
"Its your birthday Hermy! You have to be happy on your birthday! If your father was here why I'd have him…", she stopped her face suddenly darkening.
"Mum, if dad was here he'd probably tell you that eating a candy bar was evil and then proceed to whack you in the head", Hermione picked up her pillow "LIKE THIS!" with a sudden war cry she leaped up and began smacking her mother silly with her favorite "Golden Snitch" pillow she had gotten from Harry as a birthday present.
Her mum retaliated grabbing a "Quaffle" pillow and smacking back with glee.
The pillow duel ended with Hermione's mum standing above her screaming, "RESISTENCE IS FRUTILE" and hitting her with a "Bludger" in one hand and the now wheezing "Quaffle" pillow in the other.
Quite oddly a small "pop" occurred which caused both mother and daughter to look up in alarm.
Clapping filled the room, "Excellent! I haven't seen a complete set of "Quidditch Pillows" in years!", Dumbledore laughed joyfully
"Professor!", Hermione screamed then realized she was still in her pjs and ducked into the nearest coat closet to grab a robe.
"Hello, Ms. Granger. I'm Albus Dumbledore", Dumbledore said kindly to the bewildered Janice Granger.
"Why hello! Hermione has told me so much about you! Would you like a cup of tea?" Janice said while pulling out teacups and sugar.
"Yes please, two lumps if you don't mind." Dumbledore said slightly amused at the fact that the Grangers were having a pillow fight with such expensive pillows.
"Now, back to business", Dumbledore said once Hermione had reappeared. "I've come to tell you about your birthright"; he gave a nod at Janice. "We've already talked to them and they would love to have her for the summer. Thank you so much for allowing her to reside here. I know this must be hard for you"
"Yes", Janice admitted
"WAIT, what are you talking about!", Hermione yelled.
"Well Hermione you see.. umm .. Well", Her mother started out. She nodded to Dumbledore and gave up trying to explain.
"Well you see Hermione, you're a pureblood"
"I'M A WHAT?"