"Excuse me?" I replied. "That can't be right! You're looney." Yet, had I somehow
proved Einstein' s theory? Except space being water and time going backwards? I didn't buy it, at least not yet.
"Well, miss in my opinion," he looked me over. "You are." The man handed me his cloak and gave me some gold coins so I'd look "presentable".
Raising my eyebrows, I put on the cloak and went off to find a place for clothing. Finding
one, I quickly bought some mens clothes and changed in the backroom of the shop. (I couldn't
keep wearing the cloak seeing as it made me look like a humpback, and I might be there for a
while.)
Looking at myself, I thought I was going to burst with laughter. I looked like a guy!
Wearing a large off-white shirt, and a dark brown cloth wrapping around my short ponytail. I had
tall, brown, leather boots on and a huge black, trench coat. Looking like a cross between Jack
Sparrow and Thomas Jefferson. Laughing at the irony of it all, I walked out of the shop. Lugging
my SCUBA stuff in a huge burlap sack.
Taking the first look around me, I realized that the shops all had quaint wooden shop
fronts. It looked just like Port Royal, it was kinda scary. It looks like that pirate fest that I come
down for every year here, so thought. But my common sense was running out. Beginning to
believe that this wasn't the 20th Century, I was excited.
Now, everyone knows that no one in their right mind in the Caribbean, Pirate era, would
be caught dead without a sword, so I set off to find a sword smith. I walked down the street till I
found a sign hanging outside the door that said 'J. Brown'. No way can this be it, I thought, but
boy was I wrong. There was a tri-corner hat right outside, it looked like Jack Sparrow's, I put it
on and went into the shop.
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