Satsuki:alright, there giving the live presentation five weeks after they, are transported to the USA. we're going to skip to week three.
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Beauty and the Beast
Chap 3, the third week
Kagome and Inuyasha were practicing the dance scene, again, but weren't doing a very good job.
Satsuki: CUT! HELLO! WE'VE BEEN DOING THIS FOR THREE WEEKS AND YOU STILL ARE TRIPPING OVER EACHOTHERS FEET! UH! GET ME A NEW DANCE INSTRUCTOR!
Niko: right away Satsuki (walks away)
Satsuki: (walks on stage) listen, guys i know you don't work well in front of an audiance, but don't worry! When we do this for real, the stage lights will be on, and all you'll see is shadows!
Inuyasha: it doesn't mean i won't hear them!
Satsuki: That reminds me, were doing this on the night of the new moon, and if we time it just right, you'll turn into your human form during the transformation scene!
Kagome: that will be so cool! come on lets try it again, please.
Inuyasha: Fine. (they both walked up the oppisite stairways and waited for the music to begin)
Satsuki: Sango! Shippo! were going to try do it again!Cue music!
(music starts, kags and inu walk down the stairways)
Sango: Tale as old as time. True as it can be. Barely even friends. Then somebody bends, Unexpectedly. Just a little change. Small to say the least. Both a little scared, Neither one prepared, Beauty and the Beast. Ever just the same. Ever a surprise. Ever as before, Ever just as sure As the sun will rise.Tale as old as time Tune as old as song. Bittersweet and strange. Finding you can change. Learning you were wrong. Certain as the sun. Rising in the east. Tale as old as time. Song as old as rhyme. Beauty and the Beast. Tale as old as time, Song as old as rhyme, Beauty and the Beast.
they danced in perfect harmony, which made satsuki start crying
Satsuki: Thankyou! thats what i've been looking for! niko!
Niko: whats up cuz?
Satsuki:cancel the instructor! we don't need one! YES!
Koga: alright! can we do my scene now!
Sasuki: yes, yes koga. lets hear you sing. EVERONE IN THE 'KILL THE BEAST' SCENE BETTER GET OVER HERE PRONTO! (large group of people walks on stage) LETS DO THIS!
Koga: The Beast will make off with your children.
Mob: gasp
Koga: He'll come after them in the night.
Kags: No!
Koga: We're not safe till his head is mounted on my wall! I
say we kill the Beast!
Mob: Kill him!
Man I: We're not safe until he's dead
Man II: He'll come stalking us at night
Woman: Set to sacrifice our children to his monstrous appetite
Man III: He'll wreak havoc on our village if we let him wander free
Koga: So it's time to take some action, boys
It's time to follow me
Through the mist
Through the woods
Through the darkness and the shadows
It's a nightmare but it's one exciting ride
Say a prayer
Then we're there
At the drawbridge of a castle
And there's something truly terrible inside
It's a beast
He's got fangs
Razor sharp ones
Massive paws
Killer claws for the feast
Hear him roar
See him foam
But we're not coming home
'Til he's dead
Good and dead
Kill the Beast!
Kags: No! I won't let you do this!
Koga: If you're not with us, you're against us!
Bring the old man!
Bob: Get your hands off me!
Koga: We can't have them running off to warn the creature.
Kags: Let us out!
Koga: We'll rid the village of this Beast. Who's with me?
Mob: I am! I am! I am! )
Light your torch
Mount your horse
Koga: Screw your courage to the sticking place
Mob: We're counting on Gaston to lead the way
Through a mist
Through a wood
Where within a haunted castle
Something's lurking that you don't see ev'ry day
It's a beast
One as tall as a mountain
We won't rest
'Til he's good and deceased
Sally forth
Tally ho
Grab your sword
Grab your bow
Praise the Lord and here we go!
Koga: We'll lay siege to the castle and bring back his head!
Kags: I have to warn the Beast! This is all my fault! Oh, Papa,
what are we going to do?
Bob: Now, now, we'll think of something.
Mob: We don't like
What we don't understand
In fact it scares us
And this monster is mysterious at least
Bring your guns
Bring your knives
Save your children and your wives
We'll save our village and our lives
We'll kill the Beast!
Fluffy: I knew it! I knew it was foolish to get our hopes up.
Miroku: Maybe it would have been better if she had never come at all.
Could it be?
Mrs Potts: Is it she?
Miroku: Sacre Bleu! Invaders!
Fluffy: Encroachers!
Sango: And they have the mirror!
Fluffy: Warn the Master! If it's a fight they want, we'll be
ready for them! Who's with me?
Koga: Take whatever booty you can find. But remember, the
Beast is mine!
Objects: Hearts ablaze
Banners high
We go marching into battle
Unafraid although the danger just increased
Mob: Raise the flag
Sing the song
Here we come, we're fifty strong
And fifty Frenchmen can't be wrong
Let's kill the Beast!
Sango: Pardon me, Master.
Inuyasha: Leave me in peace.
Sango: But sir! The castle is under attack!
Mob: Kill the Beast!
Kill the Beast
Miroku: This isn't working!
Satsuki: Oh Lumiere, we must do something!
Miroku: Wait, I know! )
Mob: Kill the Beast!
Kill the Beast!
Sango: What shall we do, Master?
Inuyasha It doesn't matter now. Just let them come.
Mob: Kill the Beast!
Kill the Beast!
Kill the Beast!
Satsuki: very good people! alright lets take a break?
Miroku: Chiles anyone?
Everyone: ya! chiles!
Satsuki: alright! so what do you think, pretty good huh?
Ayame: Chiles?
Satsuki: i LOVE Chilies! it's like my favorite resturant!
Ayame: ok, please review