Chapter 11

"Now Harry it's time to practice Expecto Patronus, it will help you fight the dementors!" Lupin said, opening the box showing the boggart, "Now think happy thoughts!"

First anti-depressant chocolates...now being told to think happy thoughts? Harry thought.

"Lupin are you an undercover psychiatrist?" Harry asked.

"THINK HAPPY THOUGHTS HARRY!"

"Expecto Patronus!" Harry yelled, and then fell over.

"You suck Harry!" Lupin said.

"A second chance, if you please? I'll...I'll...even have some of your chocolates!" Harry begged, desperately.

"Fine! Hurry up! I'm having chocolate cravings myself!" Lupin said.

"Okay! Expecto Patronus!" Harry yelled, flashing light out of his wand.

"Excellent! Go Harry!" Lupin yelled, "Now let's just hope it will actually work on a real dementor and not this fake easy one with barely any dark powers!"

"I rule! I rule!" Harry said, completely ignoring Lupin's advice.

After the lesson...

"Hermione I hate your stupid cat! It ate the evil plot of this story—I mean it ate Scabbers! There was blood all over my bed sheets!" Ron said.

Muggle and wizard animal activists: DIE HERMIONE, DIE!

"Maybe because you're so poor...you tried to eat your rat!" Hermione said.

"Whoa! Good call Hermione!" said Harry.

Ron stopped and thought... "No way it was so your beast! What else could it be?"

"Maybe someone got their monthly visitor for the first time!" Harry exclaimed.

"Umm...Harry...that only happened to girls", Hermione whispered, "And don't ever talk to me, Ron!"

"I'm never talking to you again!"

"Same goes for me!"

"The plot of this story is going nowhere! Let's go to Hagrid's hut!" said Harry.

"Yeah but where is it again?" Ron asked, "Remember! It moved unnecessarily!" said Ron angrily to Hermione.

"Oh Ron! It's easy to find and it'll take like 5 minutes to get there!"

43 hours and 55 minutes later...

"Yay! We found it!" said Ron.

Hey, Hagrid, why are you crying?—Oh pumpkins! Halloween already?" Harry asked.

"Buckbeak is going to be killed! It's all Malfoy's dad's fault!" Hagrid screamed.

"DAMN YOUUUUU MALFOY!" Harry screamed, on his knees, raising his fists to the air.

"Don't worry Hagrid, we'll help you!" said Hermione.

"We will—I mean—yes—we will!" said Ron.

"That girl always wants to get involved in everything—extra credit I'm sure!!" Harry whispered, rolling his eyes.