Chapter 12

Harry and his friends go to sleep. Ron starts dreaming about...spiders wearing roller-skates? How extremely scary! Nothing can be as scary as that.

"Arghh! I'm such a loser! They're going to roller skate me to death?" Ron said, sitting up.

Harry was annoyed; he remembered precisely telling Ron the reasons for why he shouldn't drug himself before he went to sleep.

"Go get the spiders Ron...man I really need to get myself a new posse", sighed Harry.

Harry looked over at his marauders map... "Peter Pettigrew! What the hell? A typo maybe?" Harry exclaimed.

Harry stupidly went out of his common room, and started following the Pettigrew footprints! Harry was getting closer...and closer...and closer, "Argh! You are soooo the last person I want to see right now!" Harry said, coming face to face with the evil Snape.

"A letter for me, Potter?" asked Snape, grabbing the map out of his hand.

"Uhh..."

"The marauder pals wish Snape to piss off and get a life!" said the Marauder's Map.

"This map is possessed and satanic! 123456789 points from Gryffindor, oh yeah—and the map's mine!"

"I beg to differ, Snape! The map is actually mine! Thanks for finding it Harry, you rock, and your reward? CHOCOLATE! Now come to my office!" said Lupin.

"No! Take me with you Snape!" yelled Harry.

"Later Severus!" said Lupin, dragging Harry away with a leash he had quickly put around Harry's neck.

"Until next time, Werewolf—I mean Lupin!" said Snape.

In Lupin's office...

"Where did you find this map?" asked Lupin.

"I have no idea!" Harry lied.

"I saw Peter Pettigrew on the map!" said Harry.

"Whatever!" said Lupin, "Or...are you telling the truth?"

"I am, and I am also telling the truth about me not knowing where I got the map from!"

"Whatever! Anyway...I know who this belongs to, now shut up and leave! And this map is now mine—oh and take some chocolate on your way out!" said Lupin.

"I'm not depressed Lupin!"

"Harry, the first step on the road to recovery is admitting you have a problem—I know you have been upset because you've been almost murdered on a few occasions and your parents have died!" said Lupin.

"I'm not depressed!" Harry screamed.

"And I'm not a werewolf!" Lupin said sarcastically.

"WHAT?!" Harry screamed.

"Umm—nothing—now leave!" Lupin said pushing Harry put of his office, and muttering a memory charm, while pointing his wand at the back of Harry's head.