Another chapter! I am excited!!! Sorry it takes so long for me to make a new chapter!!
"Who bloody well are you?" Jack asked me. He didn't know I was a woman because I had tied my hair up again.
"Just call me Weslar alright?"
"What kind of bloody name is that?" I glared at him, he shut his mouth.
"Again, do you want to get caught?" He shook his head weakly. "Good."
Just as I said that, Will started. "I was supposed to give that sword to Governor Swann!" He bolted out of the door, shoving his coat on with a sword box in his other arm.
Jack looked at me strange. "Can you tell me what bloody well is going on here?" He looked at me pleadingly.
"Ok, well erg, it's kind of hard to explain, I'm not a pirate, but I know a heck a lot about them. Also, I have an idea, The Black Pearl," Jack perked up. "Is going to attack Port Royal tonight. They will take Elizabeth Swann captive, though I know you don't care about her." winking, I continued. "Why not go to Ilse du Muerta while Barbossa and his miscreants are attacking here? That kid that just ran off is Bill Turner's real son. Tell him the story and we take the treasure and go off on our merry way. If we get to Muerta fast enough, Barbossa's crew can be eliminated. What say you to that, eh?" Jack looked at me blankly. He was so hopeless.
"Ok, we take medallion from Swann's daughter, go with Bill Turner's son to Isle du Muerta, commandeer a ship, go on merry way, get curse lifted, Barbossa and crew die. Savvy?" He nodded and grinned like a madman. "But, on one condition, or else I will not help you, we will tell Turner."
His face expression turned gloomy. "Fine." He muttered, barely audible.
"What was that?" I pretended as if I hadn't heard.
"Bloody FINE!" He bellowed.
I clamped my hand to his mouth. "Good! Now will you be quiet? Or should I stay like this?" He nodded. Just then there was a knock at the door. "Dang! I forgot about this. Hang on." I ran over to the door, found a small dagger and threw it on to m of the wooden slat holding the door closed.
"Get over here!" I hissed.
He scampered over and tried to talk again. " Look, if you talk, you'll get caught. Understand?" Man, I thought, this is going to be difficult. The door was starting to splinter, we didn't have much time. "Quick! Get on here!" I told Jack as I smashed the barrels of the teeter totter thing. How did he do it, how did he do it, right! I thought to myself. Jumping high I landed back with Jack on the upper beams. "Jack, cut that rope loose!" I sprung up on to the beams with him and pulled him over to a spot where we wouldn't be seen, and then, I realized that old man had woken up.
I hit my head and asked Jack if he had anything "small and throwable" on him. He handed me a small stone. Could it be any harder? I aimed and threw, watching the stone come closer and closer to his head. Dead center. He slumped back into his chair.
"Good shot." Jack whispered in my ear.
I hid Jack and me into a burlap sack just as the soldiers came in.
"Where is he?" One yelled. Another replied that there was no one there.
"Ah yes, Jack Sparrow he's a right master of disguise isn't he?" The lieutenant smiled to Commodore who glared back and told him coldly that he would be found.
Jack nudged me, tears of mirth were in his eyes and mine, Commodore was so hopeless.
Just then, Will opened the back door of the shop. "What in the bloomin' (pun intended) world is this?"
The soldiers and Commodore left. "Sorry Will!" I said, back flipping off of the wooden slat I was on. It felt good, I always wanted to do that because it looked so cool when Will himself did it. "Listen, there is a favor I need to ask of you." I whispered something into Will's ear, he nodded and I gave him some gold. He ran off as Jack jumped drunkenly off of his slat. "Ya all right there Jack?"
"I'll be fine." He slurred back.
Resting my head on a small cabinet of swords, we waited. Jack got up and sat next to me and I tried not to blush. "How did you know about the Black Pearl?"
"Because I am not who I seem?" Once again I untied the leather strand from my hair.
"You aren't a man? Who are you really?"
"If I told you, you wouldn't believe me, trust me." Yet, of course, je just had to know didn't he? "Fine, I'm a SCUBA diver from the 20th century. My name is Meriwether Weslar. Happy now?"
Jack just stared at me blankly.
"Yeah, It's confusing I know." I laughed and nudged him. "And you thought you were the master of disguise, eh?"
"But what is a SCUBA diver?"
Ooh boy, I have a lot of explaining to do. And about a half hour later, I had. Sparrow was very fascinated will all of my SCUBA stuff I had. I made a big mistake though, letting him take a breath with my regulator. When he did it, he started to laugh giddily. Hoping that Will would be back soon, I leaned back and waited.
Finally, he came back. HE had a large brown package, a hat box, and a shoe box. "This is gonna be fun." I rubbed my hands together. Will took me to a different room where I could get all shnazzied up.
First, I put on the dress, the corset was really hard to put on, seeing as I was ding it all my self. Next the shoes, high heeled, ooh boy. And finally the hat.
I looked at myself in a mirror he had in his room. The dress looked beautiful, it was all gold colored, brilliant. My hat was like a bonnet with an oversized brim. It was a pale yellow. The shoes, well they were already killing me.
Walking over to the door, I paused. What were they going to think about me? Yet, no time to worry, must get this over with. I open the door and stepped out.
Both of their mouths looked like they were going to hit the floor. (And laughing was a big mistake in this dress.) Will started to chuckle faintly. "Far cry from a man aren't you?" I grinned over at him.
"Can we get this over with? I can barely breathe!" Jack and Will burst out laughing.
A few minutes later, me and Jack, who was disguised to look like a gentleman, was escorting me to the Governor's house. "Alright, let's do this." Jack nodded and we crossed the town to the house and walked up the steps.
The butler answered Jack's knocking. I said to him, "You know, you might not want to answer the door tonight, just an idea." THE butler looked at me odd. "Never mind."
Jack butted in, "We are here to see Ms. Swann. Could you retrieve her from her chambers?" (Slick Jack, real slick.) Nodding ths butler left us alone. "You know, you could dress like a lady more often, it's quite nice." I stuck my tongue out at him, yet secretly, I agreed.
A polite cough interrupted our conversation. Elizabeth was standing at the top of the stairs. I prayed that this would work. "Oh dear Cousin! I just got here from England! Here is my fiancé!" Tugging a blushing Jack toward me, I continued. "I'm afraid we've not been formally introduced. My name is Meriwether Weslar."
Elizabeth ran down the steps and hugged us both, it took all my strength of will not to slap her. "Do you mind if I go up to your room and uh, freshen up Elizabeth?" She said no and told me where her room was. I thanked her and sprinted up the stairs. Found her room and closed the door. "She is so ruddy gullible" I said to myself. There was her dressing table, where the medallion was supposed to be, but I opened the drawer, and the gold pirate medallion was not there. It was empty, the medallion was on her neck. Now the real work began, I thought to myself. "So it begins." I whispered, laughing.
Jack looked up as I half fell down the steps. "Darling!" He visibly stumbled over the word. "We really must be going." I glared at him, wait one more minute, I mouthed. He nodded.
"Elizabeth, it was wonderful to finally meet you!" I grabbed her in a tight hug. The clasp of the necklace was inches from my fingertips. Carefully, I undid the clasp and pulled it as I walked away, and dumped the chain into my pocket, praying that the medallion was in there as well.
Elizabeth didn't realize anything. I glanced into my pocked and a gold skull met my gaze. "Well, we will see you soon dear Lizzie!" I couldn't help wit the pet name, she bought it.
Jack and I walked back outside and when we were out of earshot, Jack looked at me. "Did you get it?" he whispered.
"Yes my dear." I smiled and kissed him on the cheek with happiness. He blushed. "Well, we are engaged aren't we?" Grinning, we went back to Will's shop.
Will stopped us a the wooden door. His face was creased with worry. "What took so long?"
Jack responded, "don't worry mate. It's all under control." Jack smiled at me, and I smiled back.