10 Little Indians
Ten little Indians
Started this rhyme.
One thought it was stupid
And then there were nine.
Nine little Indians
Went to heaven's gate.
St. Peter rejected one
And then there were eight.
Eight little Indians
Got into heaven.
But one was sinned
And then there were seven.
Seven little Indians
Ate some Trix.
The Rabbit stole one
And then there were six.
Six little Indians
Decided to take a dive.
One couldn't swim
And then there were five.
Five little Indians
All cried, "Nevermore!"
The Raven came and pecked one
And then there were four.
Four little Indians
Decided to take a pee.
One fell into the urinal
And then there were three.
Three little Indians
Decided to take a poo.
One had constipation
And then there were two.
Two little Indians
Wanted to have some "fun."
One got an STD
And then there was one.
One little Indian
Baking in the sun.
Too bad he was a gingerbread man,
And then there were none.
No idea where this came from, as I said before. But if you like it, check out BlackjackCF's other weird fics and my Lord of the Rings Musical Songs. Guaranteed to make you laugh! Please review!