Chapter 14
Somewhere near Hagird's Hut…
"There was trial for Buckbeak's case and he's going to bite the dust tomorrow!" said Hagrid, standing nearby a river, in the ugliest business suit ever made.
"With that attire, no wonder they would have thought he was crazy!" said Ron.
"First Impressions are important" said Harry as Hagrid through rocks in the river to express his anger.
…somewhere outside of Hogwarts, a few minutes later…
"Muhahaha! That hippogriff that tried to kill me is going to be killed today!"
"Muhahaha!" Malfoy's followers laughed.
"You're dead, evil bastard!" Hermione said, slapping Malfoy!
"Don't Hermione, he's not worth it—plus I heard there's a law of beheading mud bloods—I mean muggles for hurting pure bloods!" Ron said.
"Yeah—exactly!" said Malfoy.
Hermione hit him again!
"Wahhhh! I'm going to get my daddy!" said Malfoy, running away…yet again, in his all-black attire.
"Whoa Hermione! I'm so damn impressed. Marry me?" asked Ron.
"Doesn't anyone notice that this whole movie we've been running around in muggle clothes? Bring back the cloaks and robes!" Harry yelled out, with all his might.
"Harry, you homosexual bastard! Shut up people might here you, plus you might get a cut in your paycheck! And anyways, the 'American Public School Style' is really in right now, more creative then those Lord of the Rings movies, who actually stuck to their style, director, setting, costumes, personalities etc" said Ron.
At Hagrid's Hut…
"By the way, Ron, I found Scabber's, he's shedding hair!" said Hagrid.
"Gross!" said Ron.
"I told you my cat didn't kill it!" said Hermione.
"Aren't you ever tired of being right?!" said Ron.
"Don't you dare talk to me!" said Hermione.
"Don't you dare talk to me!" said Hermione.
"Get a room, you two! Ouch! A rock hit my head! My head is bleeding!" Harry screamed, as blood began spurting out of his head!
"Harry, do you always have to be such a drama queen?" asked Ron.
"Hey, the executioner and co. are coming!" said Hermione.
"Go hide near the pumpkins!" said Hagrid, "I knew they'd be useful for something!"
A slicing sound was heard!
"Damn!" said Hermione, hugging Harry.
"I wish I was you right now, Harry!" said Ron enviously.