Chapter 16
On the way back to Hogwarts…
"I know I fit the perfect profile for a criminal and killer, but if you ever want to live with me, instead of your cruel relatives, then it's fine with me", said Sirius.
"I know nothing about you! But sure! What the hell? I love you Sirius!" said Harry.
"Damn! The full moon is out! Lupin! Did you have any of your little white pills lately?" asked Hermione.
"Damn! No I didn't!" said Lupin, "NOOO!" Lupin said, turning into a werewolf.
"Oh my god, Lupin is a werewolf!" said Hermione.
"Duh Hermione we found that out just recently!" said Harry, thinking he finally outsmarted Hermione.
"No! I mean he turned into a werewolf just then!" said Hermione.
"What? Where—oh that bald thing? Okay…right! NOOO!" said Harry.
"I'll try and do something useful…like turn into a dog for instance which is a creature that has less then half the amount of brain cells that a human has!" said Sirius.
"Smart movie Sirius!" said Harry.
Sirius begins fighting with Lupin.
"Oh damn, Peter is turning into a rat! Get him!" said Harry, but the gang were too late, as Peter had disappeared into the night, leaving his clothes behind!
"Score!" said Ron, "New clothes for me!"
Sirius became wounded. "Oh no!" said Harry.
Suddenly, Hermione makes werewolf sounds…what the hell? And then the werewolf ran into the forest.
Somewhere near Hogwarts where Sirius is, lying on the ground…
Sirius has now turned back into a human and suddenly 1 million dementors surrounded Harry and Sirius!
"Expecto Patronum! Expecto Patronum!" Harry screamed.
Nothing happens. The dementors proceed to make out with Sirius.
"Expecto Patronus!" yelled out Harry, finally a deer—I mean a stag, came out and rids them of the dementors!
Dementors: "Argh! Deers are quite scary!"
"FATHER! IS THAT YOU?" Harry screamed out, apparently seeing his father.
What the hell? There's nothing there!
Harry falls over and faints…yet again.