Chapter 17
Harry woke up to find himself in the hospital. "Damn! I fainted again? I'm too damn girly!"
Dumbledore comes in…
"Dumbledore! Don't let Sirius die! He's actually a really cool dude! And Peter Pettigrew was actually Ron's pet rat, an animagi! And Peter Pettigrew is really the evil one! Oh and Lupin doesn't look like how most werewolves look like—it's so weird! And Sirius has a really bad hair stylist! And Lupin says my eyes are just like my mother's, but my mother had green eyes and I have blue eyes which nobody seems to notice!" said Harry.
"That didn't make sense at all, but nonetheless, I believe you, Harry" said Dumbledore.
"Yeah you always do!" said Harry.
"Okay this movie is going to get extremely confusing and complicating…Miss Granger I think three turns will do it…so go back in time and fix everything!" said Dumbledore.
"Cool, come on Harry, lets save the world, Ron can't come because he's disabled!" said Hermione.
"Hey! We disabled people have equal rights!" Ron shouted.
"Cool, lets save the world then!" said Harry.
"This is the time turner I've been secretly wearing behind your back this year! I'm so damn deceiving!" said Hermione, putting a chain which conveniently happened to fit perfectly around her and Harry's necks.
Harry and Hermione disappear….