Chapter 20

"Lupin, did you hear that—Lupin why are you packing all your things up?" Harry asked.

"I have been sacked Harry, proceed to tell me how a great a teacher I am etc." said Lupin.

"Why?" Harry asked shocked.

"Well apparently parents found out I was a werewolf and the idea of a werewolf teaching their children is supposedly outrageous", said Lupin, shrugging.

"Parents, nowadays!" Harry said, shaking his head in disbelief, "But you can't leave, Lupin, you're like the best Defense against the Dark Arts teacher I've ever had!"

"Well it's not like I had any real competition, kid, with your past teachers, one was a fraud who was apparently 'hot' in the second movie but looked like an old man, and the other was just plain weird and always stuttered annoyingly", said Lupin.

"True that", said Harry, "Well I'll see you in the fifth book then!"

"Yes—I mean no, shut up Harry, you're giving away parts of the future! You moron!" Lupin screamed.

"Oh right! Well in that case…I'll see you not in the fifth book?" Harry tried, feeling quite pleased with his lame attempt at a cover up.

Lupin sighed, "And he was supposed to be the chosen one? I might as well drive my wand through my skull! Farewell Harry, oh and here's some….CHOCOLATE!" said Lupin.

"Oh…uh…thanks, I'll save this for later!" said Harry, blasting it into a million pieces with his wand.