WAHOO! I MADE IT PASSED 50 REVIEWS!!!! YAY!!!! On the other hand, to hell with ! I don't care, I'm going to respond to reviews because I wanna! There. That felt good. By the way, who else is mega pissed that they banned you fics??? Here are the review responses for the last two chapters:

Smiley Cad: Hey, those were some good ideas!!! Thanx bunches, Lowly First Mate, LOL.

Splashey: Howdy! LOL, I would love to see your teacher's reaction if you said really casually "yeah, I'm a tavern wench."! Lordy, I know, I love that song 'Ticket to Heaven' I also love that song 'Goin' Down in Flames', but I pretty much like all of the songs on that CD. This chapter's dedicated to you and Goth Princess 'cause both of you guys sent me nice, happy e-mails, and made my sucky week a LOT better! YAY! Warm and fuzzy moment!

Goth Princess: If you'll look above at the second half of Splashey's response, you'll see that this dedicated to Y-O-U, you and Splashey!!! Yay! You both sent me nice e-mails and made my sucky week considerably better, thanx bunches, chica!

Savi: Thanx so much! I'm glad you thought it was funny, but unfortunately, I'm a bit short of ideas on how to make it more funny as of now. Sit tight, though, I'll try my best!

Psyco Dragon Lover: Aww, the e-mail threat wasn't so threatening, considering I don't mind your e-mails one little bit, but here's the next chapter anyways.

Ev1l Sandwh1ch: Don't worry, it'll heal soon, I promise!

XxXthesicknessXxX: Your review was so nice! I get snaps? YAY! LOL, didja by any chance get that from Legally Blonde 2? If you didn't, woah! You read my mind, LOL.

Wenamedthemonkeyjack: Ya know, I think I might do that too. Someone will come and try and abduct me and I'll yell "Jack's a sexy rouge" and they'll probably be so weirded out, that they'll just let me go! LOL.

Polochicjilly: Thanx so much! You are SO nice! I hope you like the rest...

Sugar coated lies: Thanx bunches... here ya go!

Dimonah Tralon: So, do you think you guys'll write a sequel to "Forever Yours"? I loved it so much! Oh yeah, and I'll probably e-mail you sometime tomorrow with the details about my other story. I do need some help with it... I'll send ya details later...

Sorry for the wait!! Here's the next chapter!

Last chapter: "Good luck, Sparrow. You'll have to figure that out on your own. I'll be in touch. Oh, and if you aren't successful in two weeks, I wouldn't count on being human too much longer." Caddy said (the last bit to Mary Ann), and with that, she left.

"Well, this is just fucking great." Mary Ann mumbled.

Jack took her completely off guard by stating, "ye've changed."

"What the fuck are you on about?" She replied.

"There ye go again. When I firs' met ye, ye weren't as... feisty. Ye were more... delicate." He said, gesturing wildly. Mary Ann just stared at him and he grinned and continued, "I like me women feisty." With a wink, he turned and headed off towards town.

After a minute of shock, Mary Ann quickly caught up with him and they made there way to Will's house without a word.

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Jack and Mary Ann entered the house and Jack called for Will. He was planning on saying a quick goodbye, grabbing a few supplies, and leaving.

There was no reply, and they looked all over, but didn't find him. In the last place they looked (outside in the garden), they found him. He was just sitting there, staring into space.

"Will? Why are ye out here? Where's 'Lizabeth? How come ye didn' answer me, boy?" Jack asked, but Will didn't even acknowledge them.

"What's wrong with ye'?" Asked Jack again.

"Elizabeth cheated on me... with the baker (AN: Woah! Even I didn't see that one comin'!)." Will replied, and finally looked at them.

He resembled a lost puppy. He wasn't crying, but instead looked rather sad, which is an understatement considering the man just found out that his wife, whom he thought was the love of his life, had cheated on him.

"She cheated on me." He continued, saying it, calmly, as if he were stating that the grass is green or a female baboon's arse is red.

"What?" Mary Ann said, shocked for the second time that day.

Will repeated that Elizabeth had cheated on him and proceeded to tell them what happened earlier.

/Flashback/

"Will, there's been something I've been meaning to talk to you about... You see, I wasn't going to tell you, but my conscience has been bugging me for months, and well... this is really hard to say..." Elizabeth trailed off as Will sat there, looking at her innocently, sucking on a lollipop.

"Will... I haven't exactly been faithful to you." She said. He continued to stare at her and she continued, "I just couldn't help it. I mean, there was this really hot guy named Jimmy that I met and we just sort of... you know, hit it off... Will, you're always at work, or with Jack or something and... well, Jimmy asked the children and me to come live with him. Will, I don't think we were really meant for each other..."

After a few seconds of Will continuing to stare at her, Will took the lollipop out of his mouth and said "I'm sorry, love. Were you talking to me? I just got this new Pop Radio (AN: has anyone heard of those? They're these lollipops on this stand thingy and when you bite it, you can hear the radio. They're awesome!) and I didn't hear a word you just said."

Elizabeth took a deep breath and re-told Will her secret.

/End Flashback/

"Oh, Will, I'm so sorry." Mary Ann said, giving Will a sisterly hug.

Jack laughed and said, "Woah, this is more fun than pilfering! I wonder 'ow they made this work..." as he continued to play with the Pop Radio (AN1).

"Jack! We don't have time for this! Put that down and round up your crew!" Mary Ann said. Jack frowned, but headed off. She looked at Will and said, "We're going on a little trip. Would you like to come with us? Come on, it'll be a chance to start a new life. You deserve to get out of here."

Will nodded and they headed inside.

3 days later

Will had become a bit more sociable. By the second half of the second day, they even got a "thanks" out of him when Jack passed the potatoes! Wow. Jack was still being annoying in Mary Ann's opinion and had continued shamelessly hitting on her. The crew of the Pearl didn't exactly like Mary Ann, so they pretty much steered clear of her. Due to the amount of irritation everyone was feeling (well, everyone minus Jack because he was too stinking drunk to be irritated), Mary Ann was VERY relieved to see land.

"'Ey, lovely! Why don' ya come over 'ere and keep Jack company, aye?" Jack called out, staring at Mary Ann. Well, actually three feet to the left of her. Ah, the power of rum!

Mary Ann just shook her head and walked passed him to go below deck to go to bed. Unfortunately, Jack's reflex's were quite good for someone as drunk as a skunk and he grabbed her around the waist and pulled her to him. Without a second's hesitation, he kissed her, rather passionately if I might add.

She wanted so badly to pull away from him and slap the gold right out of his teeth, but damn, he was a good kisser!

He pulled away for a minute to breathe and said, "I don' know wha' Gibbs was sayin'. Yer nose isn' tha' big!"

Her jaw dropped and he leaned in again for another kiss, but she pushed him away roughly.

"Wha's wrong?" He asked, stupidly.

She just growled and stormed off. Jack began to wonder what was wrong with her, but forgot what he was wondering about after a few seconds, so he began to song 'A Pirate's Life for Me' at the top of his lungs.

The Next Day

Aside from the fact that Jack had a helluva hangover, Mary Ann was still pissed at him, and he stubbed his toe, Jack was having a rather good morning. The island of Antigua was very close and he predicted that they would be docking in the next half-hour or so.

"Sparrow, if you don't mind me asking, how the hell are we going to find this Half Moon Bay beach and the fucking Tama-whatever tree?" A crisp female voice asked from behind him.

"I'll ignore th' fact tha' yer bein' so rude an' say tha' I've got an old friend here on this island tha' will 'elp us, no questions asked." He replied matter-of-factly.

An hour later and a half later, Will, Jack, and Mary Ann found themselves walking up a pathway to a quaint little white cottage. Jack rapped on the door and as soon as it opened, he was greeted with a slap across the face.

"Tiffany! So good ta see ya again, luv." Jack said rubbing the side of his face. He stepped a little to the side to avoid being slapped again and Mary Ann got a better look at this Tiffany.

She had brownish-blondish hair, and stunning blue-green eyes that were filled with hatred at the present moment. She was about a head shorter than Jack and Will, but clearly had more spunk than both of them combined.

"Well, well, well, Jack Sparrow." Jack looked like he was about to correct her, but she held her hand up and said, "Captain, yes, I know. I didn't think you'd have the balls to show your face around here again, but... here you are. Is there something you needed, because I thought I made it quite clear that I did NOT want to see you again."

"No questions asked, my ass." Mary Ann mumbled bitterly.

"Listen, Tiffany. I know we've 'ad our differences in the past, bu' we need yer 'assistance with something involving Caddy." Jack said smoothly, ignoring Mary Ann's comment.

Tiffany raised an eyebrow and ushered them inside.

AN1: Sorry about the Pop Radio thing! I couldn't resist! I know they didn't have 'em back then, but I really wanted to put it in! Sorry again!

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