Holy shit, it's and update! We don't see those everyday! -.-. Actually, we hardly see these in a weeks, months, and sometimes, a year. Seriously, I did that before. Left a story for a year and then updated!
...I'll stop talking to myself, now.
Kyuubi-kun: you're not talking to yourself... you're talking to the world! Yes, the WORLD! MWA!!! Okay... Kyu-kun is signing out... until I feel like talking again...
Anyway, sorry for taking so long, I suck, I know, but what the fook, my dad and bro and new puppy took up all my time. So, yeah. An update. But before the update, all the shit that keeps me from getting sued!
DISCLAIMER: None of the characters in this story are mine. They all belong to the maker of Naruto, Masashi Kishimoto.
WARNING: This contains shounen-ai/yaoi. Meaning that it's boyXboy love and sex. The good stuff XD.
Kyu-kun: what would you be able to give a person if they sued, if ya don't mind me asking?
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Review Remarks:
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Kin Uchiha: YAY! BANANA! -munch-... And, yeah, he would, wouldn't he? I saw a friend of mine draw him in a cheerleaders costume once, and... Yeah. Naruto was in the back!... I'll stop now -.-... Anyway, thanks, here's the update!
Tsuyuno: Raisins are nasty, but the oatmeal eats cookie XD. Anyway! Here's an update XP.
LittleDarkOne: So it wasn't a bad flashback? Yay! -confetti- XP. And yes, there is XD. Be happy! Or not... O.o... I might suck at yaoi though... And thanks . Here's the yaoi update XP.
Go wo mite sezaru wa ya n: Dude, your name is so fun to spell XD... Anyway, yeah, I hope this chapter will help you be less confused!... Nyar. Thanks for reading then XD;;;.
AkuReiX: Sasuke lurvs Naru, of course! And mysterious girl likes Naru... And Naru... Who does he like? Stay tuned to find out XP.... And I think soon, in the flashback thing... Here's an update! Thanks!
Yuen-chan: OMG LINT!!!111oneoneone -eats lint and banana- XD And that's good, that you understand better! Here's an update and thanks!
And I'll be posting the link to the yaoi here so Ffnet won't kick my ass! Here it is:
http:adultfan.nexcess. net/aff/story.php?no29442&chapter 4
I just separated some parts off, because your not supposed to have links up, right? And, finally, here's the chapter!
Put me Out, Chapter 4
Backs turned towards each other, walking in opposite directions, he asked "Is this what we call friendship?
-Aliana Demkiiw
A moan, whimper, gasp escaped his lips, because he didn't want them too, and it was still too late to change his mind about enjoying this ride for a while, this ride of impending doom. He realized how corny that might have sounded, but it was oh-so-true, because any time spent with Sasuke, he was in danger.
Another whimper escaped his throat and teeth grazed his neck and the hand pressed harder and harder and he realized he was going to explode if something else didn't happen, something he would regret in the morning, regret later and for the rest of his life.
Moans and more moans, coming from both of them, the blonde realized, as cloth passed against skin, a mouth trailing the fabric like a love sick puppy until it was up to his neck and he felt a tongue swirling around a very sensitive spot.
He couldn't stop breaking the silence, because it wasn't silent anymore, the spaces filled with sounds of pants and moans and whimpers and all other noises that were identified as 'sounds of pleasure'. It was too horrid to think about this experience as a 'pleasurable' experience, because that meant he would enjoy thinking about it later in life, about the tongue licking his chest and his -he had no other word for this, and he would have blushed if his face wasn't already red from held in breathes and sounds from saying it- nipples, and he wondered if they just looked like big, round, rust-colored pennies on his chest to the raven-haired boy. And what a silly thing to think about at a time like this!
His back was off the bed suddenly, and he realized that was his fault, because the hand that was stroking him through the clothe that was his pants was suddenly past the clothe that was his pants like they were not even there, and his flesh felt even hotter as a cold hand traced itself up and down his... 'special place', because he refused to use any rude words he normally would. He wasn't supposed to be in a situation like this! He should just be at his home, lying in bed, thinking of innocent pranks and dreams of being Hokage! But he wasn't. So he would turn into a totally new person that shivered and sighed, was quiet and only made a sound when his 'place' was touched.
"Uhn... Sa... Sasuke!..."
Bare chest was against bare chest now, and their tongues were touching each other, and both hands were desperate, clawing at pale and tan skin, only to leave angry red marks that could represent their hate and rivalry. But, if they hated each other and competed to better themselves over the other so much, then why was Sasuke licking and biting his neck to leave love bites, while Naruto moaned and urged him on?
Maybe, maybe this was a game. The thought that this was all some cruel, bitter game that made the Konoha prodigy better then him in every way passed through the blondes mind as the raven-haired boy pressed against him enticingly, bringing about another bout of moans and pants before the thought presented itself again. Maybe, just maybe, Sasuke was putting on another façade, another play, a private show, just for him? One where one boy loved the other and almost killed a girl for his affection, but, in the end, after sleeping together, he revealed the true motive, which was that he just wanted one up on the boy he slept with? Even though it would ruin his reputation and he would finally get the disgusted glances that the blonde had wished upon him before, the ones he got being cast onto the blood red-eyed boy? Yes, that was it, the blonde thought tiredly as the cold hand slipped itself out of his pants and tugged them a little past his hips, showing a peek of blonde, curling hair to tease. Sasuke was just trying to get one up on him so he could gloat about it later, flaunt it in his face and glare happily, just knowing that he was someone on top, on top right now and later and before and all the time, all the time the moaning boy had known him.
But, then again, did he care at the moment? (His mind was screaming that he did care, wanted to care, but he couldn't bring himself too at the moment, on account that his eyes had wondered downward and noticed that his rivals pants were a little more then tight.)
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A few days after Sasuke's and his training session found Naruto in the shower, humming a small and catchy tune as he rubbed his hands together and ruffled his hair, dragging his fingers on his scalp as he bounced his head to the beat.
They were going to have a special surprise today. They, being Sasuke and him. Kakashi-sensei already knew the surprise, of course, and was taken them to it. The scarecrow had warned them that they might not like the surprise, might even hate it, but what surprise was not good?! All surprises were good! Maybe Kakashi had only been speaking to Sasuke about not liking the surprise, because Sasuke hated everything he liked. So, the blonde happily came to the conclusion, that the surprise was Ramen. A year's worth of Ramen! Of every kind! (Though he preferred Miso).
The tune got even bouncier as he bent down to turn off the knob to the hot water, and he shivered as freezing water hit his back as a tan hand moved to turn off the cold water after the hot. He hated cold showers. They made you grow goose-bumps and made your teeth chatter! But, he guessed, it was only to balance the hot water out, so it wouldn't burn your skin. Or, it was for bastards that liked cold showers. Like Sasuke. He bet that Sasuke always took cold showers.
He bent over again to towel dry his hair, droplets of water spraying on the floor and anywhere it could reach as he moved his hands, pressed against the white towel, in rhythm to the beat in his head and on his tongue. This day would be cool! If only if Sakura was there to appreciate the surprise with him, and maybe Sasuke would lighten up a bit, while the silver-haired sensei of his wouldn't read his perverted book.
The mourning of the impossible day was cast aside as he passed the mirror and made a goofy pose, flexing his muscles and grinning brilliantly at himself as he did so. Man, he would be so cool if he was wearing the Hokage's clothes right now! While, not Tsunade's actual clothes, but the deceased third's clothes, because girl's clothes were just not his thing...
A short knock on the door brought him out of his musing and back into reality, where he was still posing with the wet towel over his shoulder. Panic crossed his face as he looked at the door surprised, the thought of swearing at the person behind the door to come back later crossing his mind until another one crossed it. Maybe it was the Ramen-stand owner, giving him some Ramen for being the best customer ever? Or maybe Sakura-Chan, saying she'd be back on his team! Or, maybe even Tsunade, coming over to give him the title of Hokage because he was better at everything then her!
The towel around his waist suddenly became a loose cover up as he walked to the door, yelling loudly to be heard. "Coming, coming! Hold on!"
The wooden barrier was cast aside as one hand clenched the loose piece of fabric covering him as the other opened the door to reveal who was the other person behind the door, and a blush passed his face the instant he saw the unmistakable person behind it.
Damn it. Sasuke.
"Uh... Uh... Hi!" The blonde only received a blank stare in return to the greeting, an eyebrow going up as onyx eyes went up and down his body in a hidden meaning.
"You were expecting me?"
The blue-eyed boy choked on his own spit, and he coughed, hand coming up from the towel to cover his other hand as he the rusty sound came from his mouth. Shit! What did Sasuke say?
The towel, which was riding low enough on his hips to be considered the front of a porn cover, went unnoticed as he glared at the stoic, onyx eyes set on his own blue ones as he spluttered for a split second before finally getting the words out of his mouth.
"What?! What did you say?! What's that supposed to mean?"
"It means whatever you interpret it as."
A confused look passed over the blonde teen's face for a nanosecond before it became angry again, one foot stomping down to only succeed in getting the low towel to ride even lower.
"What? Argh! You're an ass, Sasuke!"
"What ever. Hurry up. Kakashi's waiting at the bridge."
"What? Now you tell me?! Damn it, he's actually early? Ah! Wait here!"
The anger was still there as he slammed the door in the sharingan user's face, but he was a bit panicked now, because he knew the silver-haired ninja would leave him if he wasn't there in less then half-an-hour. Argh! Stupid Sasuke! Just had to come get him after Kakashi was there!
He would have thought about why Sasuke had come and got him at all, but he looked down and the blush of anger on his cheeks turned into one of embarrassment as his hand immediately went down to pull up the towel. His towel had been low enough so that the yelllow hair on his abdomen had shown. So, basically, he had given Sasuke a peep show.
The earlier thoughts of today being great was banished as he moaned quietly to himself.
This day was going to be hell.
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Dude. I finally finished. This chapter was kind of long XD. The confusing part had to be long, because it was yaoi, and... yeah. You get it. Now, the notes.
The Seven Forbidden Sins are... the sins that are not looked upon kindly XD. I think they're Pride, Envy, Covetousness, Lust, Greed, Sloth, and Vanity.
The house plants I'm talking about are Naruto's, of course. Naruto has a lot of house plants. I think... But I got the idea from this doujinshi this artist did. "House Plant Theories". It's really cute, I think.
The four W's and the one H is the thing you learn in... Grade four or whatever XD. What, when, why, who, and how. So... yeah. That's how you ask questions and such or what ever... I forget... And this is grade four stuff? -sniff-
Foooooooooooooook. This looks so short to me ;;...
Hah. Naruto's an idiot today. I don't know why I made him so. But... Yeah. Have fun with it XD.
So... yeah. I won't say anything stupid to end this chapter.
Moo. Review.
I'm sorry. I had to do that. Sorry XD. Later!
Kyu-kun: baaaaaka...