Thanks for the support; this chapter can only be described as…bizarre!

Chapter1

"Odie, run for your life!" Jon yelled as he ducked out of the kitchen.

Garfield smashed Odie's water dish, Odie came trotting over. He gave a big lick at Garfield's face.

Smash!

Garfield had thrown Odie out of the open kitchen window and he landed on the table near the dinning room.

On the other hand, Jon was hiding under his bed. "I'm safe, I'm safe, I'm…"

The door suddenly burst open and Garfield marched slowly in. "…not safe! Aghhhhhh…" Jon finished his own sentence, and then he ran out to his car as fast as possible, only stopped to pick up his keys and wallet and locked the front door.

Jon raced down the pavement, with only his underwear on.

"Look, it's our crazy neighbor again!" the old lady said to her companion on the porch. (I forgot their names.)

"Yup, I haven't seen him like that since the last time he runs out of coffee. Yup, that had been a while! Hehehehe…"

"Tsk, tsk…"

Jon got to the store and raced in. He grabbed those instant coffees which you just put into the water and it dissolves into coffee and a coffee making machine. He thrown down a hundred dollar bill and yelled. "Keep the change!"

"But sir…"

Too late, Jon was already out of the door. He raced back to his house and to his horror; half of the roof of the house had collapsed. Then he saw all his neighbor's dogs came running over with tails between their legs. 'Maybe I can get a cup of coffee ready before Garfield set the house on fire…' Jon thought.

Puff!

"Agh…the house is on fire!" Jon yelled. "GARFIELD!"

"You're late!" Garfield said as he came up the drive way and snatched the instant coffee out of Jon's hands and dump the whole contend in his mouth. Jon gulped.

"Morning Jon! Do you need me to help you save Odie by pushing you into the fire or let me run down the street singing his funeral song?" Garfield said cheerfully.

"Go chase those poor dogs, Garfield." Jon moaned and called the fire department.

This chapter is a little bit insane to me. But it's funny though, you have to admit that! Give me some ideas. E-mails are welcome!

On top of cloud 9: I love this story too. Actually, I love all my stories. lol

tbag2: I'll keep on writing this story. Don't worry!

nativewildmage: Glad you liked this. I'm sorry if this chapter sound unlike your LA teacher, but if he is as crazy as you described him, yup, this chapter is for him!

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Shyllaa: Glad you like him. Everyone does!

Sac-a-puce: Oh, he gets his coffee alright. It's the matter how much damage he will make before he gets them. I think Jon should have his bed right next to the coffee machine each day so that there will be the less damage done.

Sunkissed Guacamole: I'm sure you loved it. I've got more up my sleeves, but you are welcome to gave me some of your wacky ideas… I appreciated them!

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