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Chapter 2

"I hate those dollar shops! I never should have depended my life and my house…yah Odie, and my dog on a Dollar shop. How stupid could I be!" Jon yelled at himself.

It was morning again and Jon had discovered that his 'new coffee making machine' was a toy. It was fake plastic.

Jon thought desperately for something that will help him. An idea came to him so unexpectedly that he started doing it without thinking about what Garfield would do if he found out.

First, he put two earplugs into Garfield's big ears.

Then he took away the clock.

Then, Jon pulled down the blinds.

Then he made everything comfortable.

Then he put a big pile of food in the corner.

Then he locked the door.

Then he painted the window of Garfield's room black.

"Now that should keep him sleep for awhile while I pick out my new coffee making machines." Jon thought.

Finally, bringing Odie with him, he locked the front door to go to the shops. Jon got home an hour later, picked out the best coffee making machine that was available in the store and drove up his own drive way.

To Jon's surprise, Garfield stood in the way with his foot tapping impatiently. He was so surprised that he pressed the wrong pedal. The next thing he saw was Garfield, with his face pressed to the window, was trying to say something…

"You…Far…no, are…Same? No, late! Oh, I got it…Oh no, I'm dead." Jon said as he realized what Garfield was saying.

A knock sounded. Jon opened the car door and Odie hopped out before him.

"Go to the front door, there is a letter waiting for you…I think it's from Liz." Garfield said sweetly.

Jon's eyes narrowed in suspicion.

He went to the front door…there was no notes.

Jon turned around.

Slam.

The car door was locked!

"Hey, your coffee is in there…my life depend on that…What do you think you were doing!" Jon screamed.

"Doing more damage." Garfield simply said.

So, Garfield set the house on fire again while Jon pulled and tugged at the locked door of his car. Finally, he smashed the window and made it to the coffee making machine. Breathing a sigh of relieve as he poured the coffee.

"You're late!" Garfield said as he came up the drive way and snatched the coffee Jon had just made out of Jon's hands and dump the whole contend in his mouth. Jon gulped.

"Morning Jon! Do you need me to help you save your life savings by pushing you into the fire or let me run down the street telling everyone how much you've saved in your out-of-style socks?" Garfield said cheerfully.

"Go get your Pookie, Garfield." Jon moaned and called the fire department. Again.

Still a little bit insane…hope you like it. I won't be updating for a while so bare with me. Please review…it makes me so happy.

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Sorceress Shadow Rain