The SG1 team returned from their off-world trip sooner then they had expected. They were there for the full 12 hours they were meant to be but not having been off-world in so long made the trip seem too short. The team bickered with Janet over the routine check as they were all eager to get to carters lab so they could see what was inside the stone crate they had brought back.
"Hold still Sam" Janet scowled as she tried to check her ears. Sam rolled her eyes and started clicking her fingers in boredom.
"You changed" Sam muttered as she noticed what Janet was wearing.
"Hmm?" Janet asked distracted
"Your outfit, you came in this morning in the same thing you were wearing last night; you have changed now" Sam explained
"Yes" Janet just agreed without paying much attention. A second later Sam was startled by Janet's laughter
"What's so funny?" she asked confused
"You should cover that up" she suggested
"What?" Sam asked panicked? Janet dashed away for a second and returned with a hand held mirror. Sam looked in the mirror and blushed at the sight of a hicky on her neck.
Carter's lab
"Play Doh?" Jack frowned as they stared in amazement at the Dough like substance inside the crate.
"The hieroglyphics were roughly translated to the seven evils I was expecting something like guns or explosives" Daniel stated
"I was hoping" Jack muttered seeming let down
"What are you doing Major Carter?" Teal'c asked as she pulled off a small chunk of the dough
"Don't worry, it's safe" she reassured him as she admired the dough. They each pulled off a chunk curiously and began playing with it.
Canteen (next day)
"Morning Jack" Sam greeted as she sat down across from him.
"Huh, um it's afternoon" Jack corrected as he hid the sculpture he had been making out of the dough
"Really? Hmm it is too" she glanced at her watch "ah that wouldn't be me you stashed away there would it?" she laughed and Jack grinned
"No of corse not" he teased
"Well it looked good from what I saw, I wish I could sculpt as good as you" she pined and Jack stared at her stunned
"You're joking right? I just watch Daniel drool over a model of an ancient city you made out of this play doh" Jack criticised
"I made that? I don't remember doing that." Jack stared at her unsure of what to think, "hmm, I wish I could really sculpt like that" she sighed "why are you eating a whole pie to yourself?" she asked watching him stuff his face with the blueberry desert
"I can eat it" he shrugged
"With two bowls of ice-cream?" she asked tapping the bowls in front of him and he nodded as if this was perfectly normal
"I wish I had your appetite" Sam smiled but her tone was serious and Jack placed the fork down mid bite.
"Sam? Are you feeling alright?" he queried
"You know you're really lucky to be a colonel; you have all that power, no Hammond's lucky; I wish I had his job" she was dead serious
"Ok now you're scaring me," he warned. She ignored him and continued pining before a crash disturbed her and they ran out to see what all the fuss was. Outside the canteen, Teal'c had Daniel pinned to the floor; glass was shattered everywhere.
"What happened?" Jack demanded trying to pulled Teal'c away
"Dr Jackson attacked me; I am merely immobilising him so he can do no more harm" Teal'c explained and Jack stopped trying to pull him away from Daniel.
"I only hit him with a small vase; he was hogging all the dough!" Daniel yelled in a fit of anger as he tried to break free of Teal'cs grip. When Teal'c wouldn't budge, Daniel picked up a shard of glass and slashed at Teal'c. The big man cried out in pain.