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"Sebastian Hulce?" Harley thought out loud. Mallet had done some digging, and discovered who the mysterious phone numbers had once belonged to. "Yeah. Who's Sebastian?" Mallet asked. "Roger Thorpe's son." "Roger Thorpe has a son?" Mallet asked, stunned. Roger Thorpe had been one of the most evil, wicked men in Springfield at one time. "Yes. He came to town after Roger died. Apparently he's in love with Holly, or something. There's just something 'off' about him." "Well, yeah, there would be, Cooper. He's Roger's son. Wait- he's in love with Holly? That's creepy." "Yeah, I know. 'Hi, I'm Sebastian, and I'm in love with my dead father's ex-wife.'" Harley joked.
"But what does Sebastian have to do with the Spauldings, dare I ask?" Mallet questioned. "Last I heard he and Blake were trying to take down the Spauldings. You know, carry on Daddy's legacy, so to speak. But I don't know why in the hell he would be helping them." "Well that's what we have to find out Cooper, and there's only one way to do that." "Go back to Springfield," they said in unison.
"Wait a minute Mallet. I'm, like, one of America's Most Wanted, and, you know, I can't really be seen..." "We'll disguise you hon. It worked once before, with, what was her name? You know, the Spaulding secretary you masqueraded as?" "Ruth Karloff, Sir," Harley said, in her "Ruth" voice. "Yeah, her. You could pretend to be, like, some old lady or something. Go around saying 'Get off my property Sonny,' and stuff like that." Harley laughed at the idea. "Um, I don't really think I should say Sonny." "Ok, then don't say Sonny if you don't want Cooper. It doesn't matter to me. Will you play 'Old Lady Harley' though?" "I sure will. But what do we do once we get to Springfield?"