"Ah, the good Doctor" Daniel sneered as Dr Clifford stepped into his holding cell " I guess the whole damn team were a bunch of loonies, huh?" Daniel laughed
"I can assure you that your team mates are perfectly sane; you got away" Dr Clifford sat down
" You think I'm nuts? You want to fix my head doc?" Daniel grinned "do you think you can handle the job?" Daniel teased
"You're proud of what you've done?"
"I'm not particularly pleased that I stabbed my friend but I'm proud I had guts enough to take action against the mighty Teal'c" Daniel gloated
"You show no remorse" Dr Clifford muttered as he scribbled something on a pad of paper
"I have remorse! Of corse I do; do you honestly think I wanted to stab him?" he cried out sounding as if he were fighting an evil that was holding him back "I had no control; it was like I being controlled by someone else. Is Teal'c alright?" Daniel asked worried
"Yes, you didn't damage any nerves in his leg. With Dr Fraiser's help and the help of his 'symbiote' he should be out of bed in a matter of days" Dr Clifford explained
"That's good" Daniel's cold tone returned
Carters lab (next day)
Jack walked into Carters lab to find Janet sitting in front of Carters computer while Sam drooped off her chair as she slept.
"Can I borrow a pencil?" he asked and Janet turned to see him holding a box piled high with pencils
"Wow; what's with the pencils?"
"I need the" he muttered as he tipped a cub filled with pencils into his box
"What for?" she asked watching him try to shake Carter awake but Sam just rolled over and ignored him
"I just need them" he shrugged as he pulled the chair Sam was on and the wheels made the chair move with ease
"Why do you need so many? I mean there must be thousands there"
"Because they're mine" he muttered as he wheeled Sam out of the room
"What?" Janet asked shocked
"Zoink" Jack grinned as he snatched her pencil out of her hand
"Colonel!" she called as she watched him run off with Carter and the pencils, laughing.
"What the hell is going on?"
2 hours later
"Sir I know why Daniel attacked Teal'c" Janet insisted as she ran into Hammond's office
"Dr Fraiser?" he asked stunned
"The dough!" he burst out excitedly
"What?" he looked puzzled
"I've been going over Daniel's notes and Dr Clifford's reports; I think either Daniel translated the hieroglyphics wrong or it's just the alien equivalent-"
"Dr Fraiser!"
"Sorry sir. The dough, I think, heightens your brain waves and hormones with the purpose of making you indulge in the seven evils or as I think the seven sins. Daniel attacked Teal'c – that's wrath. He said Teal'c was hogging the dough – greed. The canteen ladies were snickering over O'Neill's appetite – gluttony. Dr Clifford reported that Daniel was proud of attacking Teal'c – pride. According to Colonel O'Neill, Carter was acting envious – envy. Carter fell asleep in her lab and refused to get up when O'Neill shook her – sloth. I think they are each going to go through all the sins since Colonel O'Neill has been steeling pencils which would be greed again" she babbled
"Hold on Dr Fraiser, what are the sins? Wrath's 1, pride 2, greed 3, gluttony 4, envy 5, sloth 6. What's the seventh sin? It's on the tip of my tongue"
Janet stared blankly, the penny dropped and she ran out of Hammond's office.
"Where are you going?" he called after her
"To find Colonel O'Neill" she called back as she ran. Hammond laughed and sat back down. When he finally remembered the last sin he gasped…
…LUST!