By Krabby Patties
T
Humor/Romance
A Robin and Starfire fic
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Disclaimer: I don't own the songs and lyrics in this chapter or the Teen Titans... BUT… (OMG! There's a BUT!) I do own this plot and the set up of my chapters! YAH!
Dedication: The bands of Crossfade and, Linkin Park and Jay-Z because I am using their songs in this chapter.
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Reviews:
Message to all reviewers: Thank you for reviewing my story and you know the email alert things? Well I saved every single one to a folder labeled FanFiction Reviews. Gosh I love you people so much!
thealchemist'sdaughter: Sorry. I'll try not to. I hope I wasn't bragging. Was I? And Thanks for being my first reviewer! And what's an alchemist?
AlyRaven: Since no one else except you voted I guess that means… THERE WILL BE BB/RAE FLUFF IN THIS STORY! YAY!
NumbuhZero: Thanks. And your name. It doesn't have anything to do with KND, does it?
Terra: In the words of Me: Get. A. Life. From: ME! Hey but thanks for being my first flamer. That was a flame right? I'm kinda new here, you see. But thanks for reviewing any way!
Aliasa: Don't worry! I'm updating! (Well, no dip, Sherlock. Nooo, this is a chicken's letter. (Sarcasm…)) You added me to your story alert list! Gosh…
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A/N: Ahoy there! Welcome back, mates! I've brought in a big ol' chapter o' shiny lute! Enjoy the shinyness!
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Chapter 2: Flashback
Flashback-
Looking back at me I see that I never really got it rightI never stopped to think of you
I'm always wrapped up in things I cannot win
You are the antidote that got me by
Something strong like a drug that got my high
What I really meant to say
Is I'm so—
"Dude, this song sucks!"
Can I get a encore? Do you want more?Cookin' raw with the Brooklyn boy
So, for one last time, I need y'all to roar
Now what the hell are you waiting—
"Ugh…"
…sorry for the way I am
I never meant to be so cold
Never meant to be so cold
What I—
"Hey!"
…for?
After me, there shall be no more
So for one—
…really meant to say
Is I'm sorry for the way I am
I—
"Du-ude!"
…last time, nigga make some noise
Get 'em—
"DAMMIT BEAST BOY! STOP CHANGING THE SONG!" Robin yelled so loud all the Titans stopped what they were doing and stared over at him and Beast Boy, who were standing in front of the stereo.
Robin started literally steaming and breathing deeply.
"All I am doing is changing the station to a better song! What's the crime in that!" Beast Boy yelled, throwing his arms in the air.
"Shut up…" Robin said softly.
Beast Boy started walking around the room. "I mean all I'm doing is," He started making a turning motion on Raven's forehead. "turning the knobby-thing to a better song!" Raven glared at him and he backed up. Then he started pacing the room again. "But seriously! What's so wrong about that?"
Robin brought his hands into fists. "Shut. Up."
"It's not like there's a law against changing a radio station. If there was I'd be handcuffed and sitting in the back seat of a cruiser! Or I'd be hanging upside down in some dungeon, while jail-guard-dudes whip me!"
"Shut…Up…"
"Or even better! They might crucify me! I'd be hanging from a cross and Raven'd be crying at my feet!" Raven raised an eyebrow and Cyborg chuckled. "And you too Robin! You'd realize the wrong of your ways and cry at my feet too!"
Robin's knuckles became white. "Beast Boy…"
"So obviously there is nothing wrong with changing the radio station to a song I like." Beast Boy walked back to the radio and turned it up. "For example, this song."
…And every second I waste is more then I can take
I've become so numb
I can't feel you there
Become so tired
So much more aware
I'm becoming this
All I want to do
Is be more like me
And be less like you
I've become so—
SMASH
Robin whipped out a bo staff and staring beating the stereo to pulp.
"What are you doing?" Raven asked Cyborg who was flipping through the pages of a phone book.
"Looking up a mental asylum for Robin."
Robin still beat on the stereo although it was clearly pulpy.
"And where did you acquire such a book?" Starfire asked.
Cyborg shrugged. "Same place Robin gets his bo staffs and other weapons."
"Robin! Dude! What are you doing! That was a cool stereo!" Beast Boy yelled.
Robin threw his bo staff down and grabbed Beast Boy's throat.
End Flashback-
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A/N: "Evil beware…We have waffles…"
Now that is something to live life by! That is my ALL TIME FAVORITE QUOTE EVER IVENTED IN THE HISTORY OF EVERYTHING! Gosh it's so beautiful::Wipes tear from eye:
Sorry.
Well I suggest you make some comments about his chapter before I tell the storie of the magic button again.
I was just wondering. Do any of you readers live in Worcester, Massachusetts? Or at least in a close by town? Cuz if you do, you better say so! I wanna know! I'm not gonna ask for your address or anything and track you down and rape you, ya rat licker! I just wanna know if anybody lives in Worc.! Cheese! "What's the crime in that?" Guess what that's from! LMAO!
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