Addiction
By Krabby Patties
Rated T
Humor/Romance
A Robin and Starfire fic
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Disclaimer: Hi.
I do not own Teen Titans.
Bye.
Dedication: To Rose Whitzskinshinninniningheimerfurblehowdydoodahpoopy because you love Francis so much. XD
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Reviews:
Silver Fox: Well I dug through my mind and that just popped up! I love it too! About Spiderman's sudden appearance…I just had to put him in here! He rocks so much! He is like my fav superhero besides the Titans!
thugette90: I am so glad you like Francis! He rocks so much! I let my friends read his part of the story and they were cracking up so hard…well a couple thought it was disgusting but they have absolutely no sense of humor.
Dlvvanzor: I'm glad you liked Francis too! Thanx for reviewing!
samantha: I'm sorry if you didn't like the perverted joke. I thought it was funny. You watched "Stranded" right! Didn't it rock!
Banana: Writing more I am doing! LOL! ;-)
samanthe2121: My storie's random? Good. Random is good. I love random. Just like I love Orlando Bloom.
Terra: Hey. I'm glad everything is okay between us. Much love. Peace.
rock'n'rollbitch: I kick ass all the time! Oh yeah! Jay kay (j/k or just kidding)!
Rose: Rose Whitzskinshinninniningheimerfurblehowdydoodahpoopy sounds wicked hot. XD
Strodgfrgf: Oh you're my bestest friend too :Gives you a Starfire hug:
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A/N: Gosh! I am so sorry I didn't post this chapter on Wednesday! I was just so busy! I think I can only post on Sundays or Saturdays now. Sorry. But if your lucky I might post earlier.
This chapter gets into some serious stuff and more drama. So there won't be a lot of humor.
And just to let you know here are the ages of the Titans in this storie:
Robin – 18
Starfire – 17
Cyborg – 19
Raven – 17
Beast Boy – 17
And the year is 2016 because I think the show is based in the future because of all their highly advanced technology. So that is just to let you know if you were wondering. So remember, 2016…
Also I realized I had some mistakes in Chapter 4. So you don't have to read the chapter over again here's what I changed:
Instead of sunglasses, Robin is wearing his regular old mask.
Instead of parking his bike in the parking lot, Robin parked his bike in the woods behind the school.
You'll see why those are important in later chapters.
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Starfire stared at Robin like he was a baboon wearing a thong.
" What! Must you stare at me like that all day!"
" Sorry."
" Well let's go."
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Chapter 5: Well this is chapter 5
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Starfire, this place is really heavily guarded. It's extremely dangerous. They have C4 bombs all over their floors and Nitrogen bombs contained in door handles. The only way for the bombs to not be set off is entering a code into the computer main frame."
Robin and Starfire leaned against the outer brick wall of the institute.
" It's a good thing I know the code. It could take a whole day to try and hack in," Robin whispered. "But I heard they might change the code because of all the robberies they've had."
" Who caused all of these robberies?" Starfire whispered to Robin.
Robin smiled. "Yours truly." Robin started walking away from the wall. "Follow me. The lab is three floors underground. It's quicker to enter through the back emergency exit door."
Starfire hovered slightly above the black top of the parking lot as if she were afraid it would explode if she walked upon it. Finally, they stopped at a heavy metal door with no handles in the shadowed area of the school.
" If we just blast through the door the alarm will go off," Robin whispered. "So Starfire this is where you come in. Melt the hinges off the door here." He pointed to one part of the hinge. "And here." He pointed to another area. "And the door should come off silently."
Starfire did as she was told and lit a strong starbolt on her index and middle finger. She proceeded to move her finger up and down around the first area Robin pointed to. The metal became red and then melted. Then Starfire bent down to reach the second part easier. Using the same technique, the second hinge melted too. The door began to creak and the other hinges snapped. Then the door started wavering and it started falling in the direction of Robin and Starfire. Robin quickly caught the door and raised it a little.
" Starfire, help me move this to the side so we can get in," Robin said with a grunt because of the weight of the door.
Using Starfire's alien strength and Robin's…umm…slightly above normal human strength seeing as he's trained a lot and he's a superhero, they moved the door to left, leaving just enough room for them to both slip in sideways. So they slipped in sideways. Inside the building, they were met with a blinding light and blinding white hallways. Once their eyes had adjusted to the light, Starfire realized they were standing on the floor and quickly hovered above the ground and picked Robin up by his armpits.
" Ah, Starfire? There aren't any bombs in this floor. Only on the floor containing the lab."
" Oh!" Starfire set Robin on the floor. "Excuse me," she said, meekly.
" It's alright."
From behind them a cold, mechanical voice spoke. "Starfire? And…Robin?"
Robin and Starfire quickly snapped around and their eyes widened.
" The town's heroes breaking into a school? How un-heroic! And you really should get some better disguises. Kid, you're sort of disguised, but Starfire, I could have spotted your red hair a mile away."
Robin's hands grew into fists. "Red X."
" Yep!" Red X twirled around like a little girl.
" What are you doing here!"
" Why, stealing me some Xynothium of course!"
" But Robin took your belt," Starfire said.
" Listen. I'm not stupid. I made myself a new one." Red X pointed to a shiny metal belt with the same kind of pockets as the old one and the same Red X symbol. "What are you two doing here?"
Robin thought about an excuse for half a second and one popped up in his head. "…Protecting the new shipment of Xynothium."
" Also known as…stealing it."
Starfire gasped.
" Well…yeah…" Robin said, defenseless. "But we can still protect it from you!" And Robin ran off down the hallway.
It took a moment for it to sink into Starfire and Red X but they quickly chased after him. Red X and Starfire ran right next to each other, although they were trying to outrun each other. They kept running down the blinding hallway until they followed Robin and took a left turn down another hallway.
Red X was out of breath but he kept running along side Starfire. "Cutie, you're hot and all, but I really gotta do this. You know, to eliminate the enemy. But I still hope we can go on a date after!" Still running, he pushed Starfire into the wall, knocking her out. "One down, one to go."
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Robin found himself at a dead end in the hallway. He said a few choice words and tried to remember where to go.
Red X slowly walked up behind him. "We aren't lost now, are we?"
Robin sprung up and jumped over X's head, pushing off of his skull with his hands. "Not quite!"
Robin ran down the hallway and flew forward through a 4-way hallway intersection. There was an open door and he couldn't stop fast enough so his forehead smacked upon the maple wood.
" Fawk!" Robin said, rubbing a large bump on his forehead.
From behind him, he heard the mechanical laughter of Red X. "Ha ha." He stopped running. "Just in! Our dearest Boy Wonder is a klutz! Hahaha!" He doubled over laughing.
Robin looked down on him with disgust. "It wasn't that funny." He started running again, leaving the poor laughing soul behind.
But then it hit him.
Where the fawk was Starfire?
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A/N: Omigosh! I'm so sorry this chapter was so short! But don't worry! The next chapters will have so much detail, so much action, so much stuff, it probably won't even seem like my work! I hope…
I have a question. Do I seem like one of those really bad beginner writers (even though I've been writing all my life…) that doesn't give much detail and always posts short chapters with really bad cliffhangers? Be truthful. I can take it. Pretend your Simon Cowell!
Next chapter is fluff! Not a lot though.
I hope you guys all saw Stranded. Because it was THE BEST EPISODE EVER CREATED IN ANY KIND OF TV SHOW ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH AND OTHER PLANETS THAT ALSO HAPPEN TO HAVE TV!
Cyborg: Find the configuration disk.
Beast Boy: You mean the thing that looks like a pizza with eyeballs?
Cyborg: Why can't you just call it a configuration disk?
Beast Boy: Why can't you just call it an eyeball pizza thingy?
That was the best part! Well besides the part where Robin said: "I think it's, uh, awesome, the way you shot starbolts." He said it so funny. And so far I have seen the episode four times. I recorded it and I keep on watchin' it!
Later days, my faithful readers! Until next chapter (which I promise I will post on Wednesday because this chapter was so short),
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