By Krabby Patties
Rated T
Humor/Romance
A Robin and Starfire fic
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Disclaimer: If the Teen Titans were worth millions, let me say I would of sold those babies for millions. So in other words I don't own the Teen Titans because I sold them! (You can tell when I kid around by now right?)
Dedication: My Dad because today is Father's Day! (We got him a Lord of the Rings 3 DVD because he kept saying we had it but we didn't and a bag full of Lindt chocolates!)
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Reviews:
Rose: Once again your review made my day a whole lot better. And Red X liking Robin in a gay way would be SO AWESOME! I can't believe I didn't think of that:Punches self in the face:
catastrophe is me: Oooooh. Well on Microsoft Word if you go to Insert and then Symbols there are a bunch of…well…symbols. But not all of them work on FanFiction. You just gotta experiment. You liked the kissing scene? I hated the kissing scene. But I'm glad you liked it anyway! Makes me feel better!
samanthe2121: Yeah I do think a lot of people are hott. I have a Top 5 list if you wanted to know. But I won't tell you what they are unless you ask.
StarXRobin4eva12: Hi! Yeah that chapter would probably be one of my favorites too! Funny and fluffy! That's why it's a Humor/Romance! YAY!
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A/N: This chapter is a chapter. That's all I have to say.
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Chapter 7: The News Reports Tell It Like It Is
"We aren't Titans anymore."
"So as you can see the Titans have split up. We're just down to Cyborg, Beast Boy, and Raven. Will they still defend us from all the evil as before? And how will the team be without Robin to lead them? Questions are to be answered once we get the answers. Thank you for watching. I'm Andy Perspirant and I'll see you tom— "
Raven turned the TV off. "I hope you guys were listening."
"What the hell is going on! Why did Robin and Starfire leave! All of their stuff is still here and I am so damn confused!" Beast Boy clung to Raven's cloak.
"Don't-touch-me."
Cyborg pulled Beast Boy off Raven. "Yeah, I don't get it either, Raven."
Raven rolled her eyes and then started to explain from her seat on the semi-circle couch. "Robin for some reason needed Xynothium so he stole it. Starfire probably went with him just because…she did. When they got caught Robin said that they weren't part of the team anymore."
"But why!" Beast Boy whined.
"I don't know, Beast Boy. But I know it has some sort of connection to what Robin did to you yesterday."
"Well I think we'll get around okay without them," Cyborg said getting up. "Man, who wants waffles? It's ten already and I haven't eaten!" He walked over to the kitchen and opened up the fridge.
Beast Boy jumped up and ran over to the kitchen. "Only if they're tofu waffles!"
"No one likes tofu waffles!"
"I do! Now pass me the soy milk!"
"No one likes soy milk!"
"I do! Give it to me!"
"Not tall enough, green man…"
Raven stood up and silently walked to her room. She didn't understand why Robin and Starfire just randomly left. Robin was like her little brother. He always came to her with questions about him and Starfire. And Starfire, sad enough to say, was her best friend. Well not her best friend, but she was the best friend out of the others. She was the only one that could get Raven to open up.
Raven sat in a circle of candles trying to meditate but questions still popped up in her head. What are they doing now? Where are they going to live? How will they survive if they weren't going to be superheroes anymore?
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"… Is this the end of Jump City's Teen Titans? We—"
Bruce Wayne just found out the news from the News. And I didn't please him at all.
He stood up. "Alfred?"
Alfred hurried over into the living room where Bruce just finished watching TV. "Yes, Master Bruce?"
" I'm going to Jump City for a few days. I'll be staying with the Teen Titans."
" Oh, you heard the news?"
" Yeah." He threw the remote to the TV down on the couch. "Cancel all my meetings." He headed off to the hallway but stopped when Alfred called to him.
" Do you need any help packing?"
" Nope." And with that he just headed off to his room.
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" We aren't Titans anymore," Robin said into the microphone Dee held in his face.
" We aren't?" Starfire asked.
Robin turned away from the camera to speak to Starfire. "No we aren't."
" Why not! They have not done the 'kicking' yet!"
" Do you think they'll let us back into the team after this!"
" Please…" Starfire teared a little. "I still don't understand."
" Starfire, we just stole a bunch of Xynothium! We just stole from the mall! We just tackled all the security guards there too! And I almost killed Beast Boy!"
" But they have allowed you to stay when you have done other bad things!"
" Exactly! They don't trust me anymore! They probably never have!"
" Oh Robin, please don't say that." Starfire was crying now, looking at the floor.
Robin took Starfire in his arms. She cried into his chest. He didn't realize they were still being watched until he heard someone chuckle. He didn't show that he knew though. He just slowly reached into his belt for his grappling hook. Knowing there was a hole in the ceiling now because of the explosion, he quickly shot it up, pulling him and Starfire up and onto the parking lot. ((A/N: They we're underground remember?)) He pulled Starfire along with him into the woods before anyone saw or heard them.
" You okay, Starfire?" Robin asked Starfire who was now sitting sideways on the motorcycle. Robin leaned against a tree.
" For the most part."
"Starfire, I'm so sorry I brought you into this."
"I brought myself. And I also promised to go with you where ever you go so none of this is your fault."
Robin smiled at her but then frowned. "We can't be superheroes anymore. We're wanted by the police and if they figure out some teenagers are fighting crime in another city they'll get suspicious."
"So we are 'running from the law'?" Starfire asked innocently.
"I guess so. Bru—I mean Batman is probably really worried now. But anyway we have to move somewhere else and get a job. We need to change our names too."
"Change our names?" Starfire looked worried. "I cannot be Starfire any longer?"
"Or Koriand'r. But…you can be Kori Anders. How does that sound?"
"It sounds wonderful! What will your new name be? Will you use Richard Grayson?"
"Naw. Batman knows that name. How—" Robin started coughing uncontrollably.
Starfire jumped up and patted his back. He kept on coughing as he pulled out a tube of Xynothium from his belt he quickly drank down a quarter of it.
Robin smiled at Starfire and shook the tube. "Morning dose." He put the tube away.
Starfire put her hand on Robin's cheek. "Oh Robin…" She pitied him so much.
Robin removed her hand and took his mask off just as the new morning's rays shone through. "Call me Jake Wolf."
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Knock"Who are you and what do you want?" Raven quoted her normal greeting.
"Umm, Raven? It's Beast Boy. I want to talk to you."
Raven got up and opened the door a little so that half of her face showed. "Alright let's talk. See you later." She closed the door and Beast Boy knocked again.
"Seriously Raven! I promise it's not a joke! I just want to talk to you about Robin and Starfire!"
"Fine. Come in!"
Beast Boy opened the door and uneasily walked in. He found that Raven was sitting on the floor with a book open in her lap. "Can I sit with you?"
"You might as well. I mean you already got me to talk to you. Now you can do wonders."
"Umm, sure." He sat down in front of Raven. "Well do you think Robin and Star eloped?"
"What! Do I think they…eloped!"
"Yeah. Me and Cy were talkin' about it and we all knew that they liked each other a lot right?"
Raven closed her book and stood up. "I guess." Raven walked to her bookcase and put the book away.
"So maybe they just admitted their feelings and…you know…eloped."
Raven sat back down. "So they quit the team to get married."
"Yeah. But more then that. They got married but they thought we would get angry so they quit."
"Angry."
"Yeah. Cuz we would think that now Robin would play favorites. I mean not that he already has…"
Raven actually seemed interested. "So how long did you talk about this with Cyborg?" She rested her chin on her hand which was connected to the elbow that rested on her knee.
"A long time."
"So you were really thinking hard about this."
"Yeah, real hard."
"And why didn't Cyborg come in here to tell me this too?"
"He didn't want to. Why?"
"Well he was the smart one."
"Why?" Beast Boy inquired, his ears perking up.
"Because he knew that if he didn't come in here he wouldn't have to listen to me yell that THAT WAS STUPIDEST THING I'VE EVER HEARD IN MY WHOLE ENTIRE SAD FREAKIN' LIFE!"
"What!"
"Beast Boy, it is kinda logical but that's not the kind of thing they would do. Use your head. Robin is so…shy about sharing his emotions that I'd think it would take a couple days for him to ask for Starfire's hand in marriage. And like I said before, I really think it has something to do with what Robin did to you."
"Oh, okay." Beast Boy's ears drooped as he got up and walked to the door.
"Beast Boy." He turned and Raven stood up. "I'm sorry."
"For what?"
Raven walked to him and placed a hand on his shoulder. She looked down at the ground. "I was way too harsh. I'd hate to have someone think my ideas were stupid." She looked up at Beast Boy. ((A/N: He freakin' grew taller too! Is it so wrong!))
"Hey I'm used to it." He brushed his knuckles against her cheekbones and walked out the door.
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" Jake Wolf? That is your new name?"
Starfire and Robin were on Robin's motorcycle on the Interstate 280, driving south of Jump City.
" Yeah. Does it sound alright?"
" Mmm hmm." Starfire was saying 'Kori Wolf' over and over in her head to see if it also sounded alright. "May I still call you Robin sometimes?"
" Yeah, of course. And I'll still call you Starfire."
" Robin?"
" Yeah?"
" Where are we going?"
" I dunno. Just somewhere away from Jump City."
" Oh…. Robin?"
" Yeah?"
" I am feeling the hunger."
" Okay. I'll stop at the next city and we'll get some brunch since it's almost eleven."
" Brunch?" Starfire's nose scrunched up in confusion.
" Brunch: a meal eaten late in the morning as a combination of breakfast and lunch."
" Oh."
Robin took an exit into the town of Geezerville, California, 300 miles down I-208 from Jump City and 38 miles from Los Angeles.
((A/N: Okay. Pause here. Just to let you know, in this storie, and many others, the Teen Titans live in Jump City, California. It makes a lot of sense. The Titans East live in the east so the Teen Titans live in the west. And also Cyborg went on a cross country trip to the Titans East so yeah. Titans East is in Massachusetts because I said so! Mass. power! Also Jump City is conveniently located where San Francisco is today. So let's say that in the future the city of San Francisco fails and Jump City is built over it's ruins. Sounds good?))
Geezerville was a small densely populated town. There weren't any skyscrapers or really tall buildings. The tallest would have to be the four or five floored apartment buildings. People must have been poor in this city because there wasn't that many cars; everyone walked. So to see two teenagers—eh hem—two young adults speeding down through narrow streets on a big, glossy motorcycle was definitely a head turner.
Robin pulled into the parking lot of an IHOW restaurant. (IHOW: International House of Waffles.) Robin got off the bike and helped Starfire off. She pulled Robin's helmet off and hung it on the handlebar. Robin leaned over and gave Starfire a short kiss.
"What was that for?" Starfire asked, her fingers lingering on her lips.
"For being cute," Robin said and walked toward the restaurant. Starfire stood confused and then ran off to catch up to Robin.
Robin was about to open the door to the restaurant but stopped to turn to Starfire. "We have to call each other Jake and Kori in here, okay?" Starfire nodded and they walked in.
((A/N: I've never been to a IHOP before so I'm just going to make up how the service is. And I dunno if they have a bar-like table that is part of the cashier counter in IHOP but there is one in IHOW. Got it?))
Robin led them to "a bar-like table that is part of the cashier counter" ((A/N: LOL! XD )). People looked at them weird because of the way they were dressed so much a like.
Robin noticed this and said, "What! We just came back from doing a play! These were our costumes!"
Everyone heard and decided it was logical. They went back to eating their food.
A young waitress in her twenties with extra short blonde hair walked over to Robin and Starfire to take their orders. "Hey," she directed to Robin. "That was pretty brave what you said out there. I would never be able to say anything to a bunch of people in a restaurant."
Robin blushed and Starfire became a little angry. "Well, it was nothing compared to all the fightin—" Starfire kicked Robin's shin. "I mean all the fight scenes I've done in plays and stuff."
"Wow! You're a professional traveling actor? Cuz I've never seen you around here before."
"Well, sure. I guess."
"That's awesome! Are you doing any plays in Geezerville! I'd love to see one!"
"Well actually—"
Starfire interrupted. "I am quite hungry so may you please take our orders?" Starfire asked sweetly.
"Umm, sure. Know what you want?"
Starfire looked over to Robin showing she wanted him to order something for because she didn't know what to order herself.
"We'll both have the waffle combo."
"Orange juice or milk?" The waitress asked scribbling down on a piece of paper.
"Orange juice."
"Alright." She walked off into the kitchen.
"Rob—I mean Jake, how are we to pay for this meal?" Starfire asked, spinning back and forth in her swivel bar stool.
"Well, we're going to be using the Titans' emergency fund," Robin said, pouring pepper into the salt shaker and vice versa.
"How much currency is contained in this fund?" Starfire had stopped spinning and was now drawing stars in some split catsup. ((A/N: CATSUP! LOL:3 ))
Robin started ripping up napkins into tiny bite-size pieces. "Oh, roughly fifty-thousand dollars."
Starfire ripped open a sugar packet and smelled its contents. Then yelled, "Fifty-thousand! We are fifty-thousand-aires!"
"I guess so."
"Oh! Jake, excuse me!" Starfire stood up. "I need to use the restroom."
"Okay. You do that." Robin said, opening up a little package of strawberry jam and squeezing it out onto the restaurant floor. He then opened up a package of apricot jam and it plopped on the ground next to the strawberry jam. He reached for another jam package and was about open it up but the waitress took it from his hands after setting down his and Star's meals.
"I wouldn't do that if I were you," She said putting the jam back in its place. "It means more work for me."
"Oh, sorry."
"Well enjoy your meal."
"Thanks." Robin was about to take a bite out of his sausage but decided he would wait for Starfire. So he sat there with his chin in his hands, waiting…and waiting…and waiting…
"Jake, wake up." Starfire said shaking Robin.
Robin woke up surprised that he fell asleep and looked over at Starfire. "Oh, hi."
"May we start our meals?"
"Yeah. Dig in!"
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A/N: I wish I was one of those wicked good writers that can write wicked long chapters in like 30 minutes and be able to post their whole 10 chapter story in like one week. It takes me one week to write one chapter. But I've had one chapter already written whenever I post. Like when I posted chapter 6 I already had this chapter done. I was just working on chapter 8. That's a just incase thing. If you've read my updated profile I have other stories I want to start writing so I have to hurry up and finish with this storie.
I HAVE to see Batman Begins! I'm not though. Cuz we're spending all of our money on renovating the house, making us literally poor. I'm not kidding! I'm lucky to even have Internet! But you guys can go see Batman Begins for me. Just pretend that when you're watching the movie, what ever you see, you're not only taking it in for your own enjoyment but mine too. I'll see the movie one day though.
Also I've read reviews for the new episode of Teen Titans coming out next week called "Mother Mae-Eye". I can't wait for it! It's going to be really funny and it's like centered around pie! I can't wait to see what Robin's hair looks like! I've seen screenshots and he looks so cute!
I know you people told me to cut down on the length of my Author's Notes and I'm sorry. I'm failing oh so terribly as you can see. Well maybe one day it'll actually happen.
Oh and did you get the joke with Andy Persperant, the news reporter dude? Andy Perspirant; anti-perspirant. Make sense?
Later days! Until next chapter,
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