By Krabby Patties
Rated T
Humor/Romance
A Robin and Starfire fic
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Disclaimer:Standard disclaimers apply. You know the one that says: I DON'T OWN THE TEEN TITANS AND I NEVER WILL! SO GET IT THOUGH YOUR SMALL DERANGED MINDS!
Dedication: Ronald McDonald for being so retarded.
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Reviews:
samanthe2121: Okay. My Top 5 Hottest Guys are: (there's descriptions if you don't know who they are…)
1. Orlando Bloom (Legolas for Lord of the Rings, Will Turner from Pirates of the Carribean, etc.)
2. Hayden Christensen (Anakin from Star Wars)
3. Chad Michael Murray (The dude from A Cinderella Story ((I'd never see that movie unless you promised I would go see Batman Begins after!)) )
4. Joel Madden (Good Charlotte)
5. Pierre (Simple Plan, Damage Control)
YAY!
catastrophe is me: I'm glad you liked Andy Perspirant! About Jake Wolf… Well I mentioned that stuff in the Author's Note below so read that. Catsup is another name for ketchup.
Silver Fox: Dude, I am so glad you think I can write okay kissing scenes! You gave me hope :3
Strodgfrgf: I have the best plot ever for this storie! But I dunno if I can do it… I'll try to!
StarXRobin4eva12: Thank you! Thank you! And thank you! Don't worry! I'm continuing! Peace. XD
Inumonkey13: okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay :3
Robinfan: I will! Luv ya!
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A/N: About Jake Wolf being Robin's new name…Well Jake, you probably remember him from the first chapter's Author's Note, I named Robin after him, except that the Wolf last name is from my other good friend Talya Wolf…so that's just to let you know. And I like that name! I think it's hot.
This is the most boring chapter I have ever written in my whole life. Get ready to snore.
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Chapter 8: Shopping and the Internet
Robin had given the waitress a credit card to pay when they finished their meals and were back on the Interstate. He transferred from I-208 to I-40 going east. Around 6:00 Robin took and exit to look for a hotel. They found I nice looking hotel called Furlough ((A/N: 'Tis a real word. Look it up and you'll see the parody if you don't know what it means.)) Inn in a city called Thingamahoozit, just on the border of Alabama and New Mexico, 680 miles away from Jump City. It cost them eighty-five bucks for a two bedded room. Parking the bike in the parking lot, they walked up to their room, number 219. ((A/N: That was my room number in DC… )) In the room Starfire immediately threw herself on the first bed.
"Well, I'm guessing that's your bed," Robin said laughing.
"What are we to do now? It is too early to slumber," Starfire said, her voice muffled by the fluffy pillows.
"I was thinking that we could get some dinner and then buy some stuff." Robin sat down one his bed.
"What sorts of stuff?" Starfire asked getting up and sitting next Robin.
Robin wrapped his arm around her waist. "Well clothes, hygiene stuff, and I dunno, some make-up and other girl stuff for you, and then some duffel bags to put it all in."
"And you will have room in your motorcycle for all of those?"
"Yeah. There's storage space. So do you wanna go get some dinner now?"
"Where?"
"I dunno. McRonald's maybe."
"Is that the place that uses a clown named Donald McRonald as its mascot?"
"Yeah."
"Umm, I'd rather not like to go there."
"Okay. Then we'll go to MFC. I saw one on the way here." Robin stood up and walked to the mirror above the wooden dresser. He ran a hand through his hair and tried to make it look a little more presentable because wind had been blowing through it all day. "Let's go."
MFC (Massachusetts Fried Chicken ((A/N: LOL!)) ) was a fast food restaurant where they only served chicken really. Beast Boy would have hated it there. In MCF, Robin ordered a family sized bucket of chicken that came with three sides. Starfire wondered why he brought so much food and Robin said leftovers would be breakfast…
"…Because we don't want to spend money on food the whole trip."
"Oh."
An hour and fifteen minutes later, they left to go find a FenceMart, the best store to buy absolutely everything from live chickens to bubbles. Once inside, Robin stopped in front of the check out lines.
"Okay. It's eight o'clock now. At nine thirty meet here. Find seven outfits and a couple sweaters and I'll help you find a leather jacket."
"Leather jacket?" Starfire looked confused.
"It helps to protect you on motorcycles. And it's kind of a biker fashion."
"Oh."
"Remember to find a toothbrush and some kind of soap and shampoo and stuff like that. I'll find stuff we'll need for the both of us. Okay remember, nine thirty." Robin grabbed a carriage and started walking off. Starfire did too. But he suddenly remembered something. "Star—I mean Kori!" Starfire turned. "Don't go over one fifty in price." Starfire nodded and walked off again.
Robin walked down the isles in the men's section looking for clothes he actually liked. Really all that was there was preppy clothes. He wanted dark clothes but he didn't want to be a Goth. He did find a hot T-shirt that said "I swear I didn't do it!" He found a pair of black jeans but seeing as it was summer, he decided to buy a couple pairs of shorts too. He finally found four different varieties of shorts and two other pairs of jeans. He got three striped and collared shirts, an American Idiot Green Day shirt, a SpongeBob T-shirt, and a shirt that said "I climbed all the way up Mount Everest and only got this crummy shirt." He got a wicked hott black pair of Converse. He went over to the bath products and threw all the guy essentials into his carriage. ((A/N: Seeing as I'm not a guy, I don't know what they are.)) Seeing that he still had thirty minutes left, he went over to the electronics section.
Over with Starfire, her carriage was overflowing. She had three sundresses, three miniskirts of varying colors, three pairs of shorts, and three pairs of jeans. Then she had a pretty shirt for every bottom. She knew she went over the seven outfit limit but she couldn't resist. She thought that maybe if she seduced Robin a little he would get them for her. She also had a tiny purple bikini bathing suit and silk PJs. She had four bottles of her favorite strawberry shampoo and conditioner. And then there was all the other girl essentials. Seeing as she also had thirty minutes left, she also headed over to the electronics section.
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((A/N: Okay. This part is a little less boring but it still is.))
"Hey Kori!" Robin called when he saw Starfire. Then his eyes widened when he saw her carriage. "Your planning to buy ALL of that?"
Starfire moved her carriage to the side and walked over to where Robin was looking at the new releases of video games. "Well, yes Jake." She put on a puppy pouting face. "But a pretty little girl like me needs many things, right?"
Robin looked away and said, "Well that has to be way over one fifty by a lot!"
Starfire wrapped her arms around Robin's neck. "But Jakie-poo. I need it all. Can you please purchase it for me?" She put on an even cuter little needy face. "Please Jake?" She looked like she was about to cry if he said no.
"Fine. But no more clothes until we get to where ever we're going."
Starfire hugged Robin tightly. "I thank you!" Then when she spotted the new Black Eyed Peas CD she bounced of to see it. She held it up. "Jake, can I get this too!"
Robin didn't turn from the video games but said, "You can get three CD's and a CD player. Okay?"
"Okay!" Starfire bounced off in search of Now! 18.
Robin put the newest version of the Game Station in his carriage and also put the video games of "Ninja Showdown 4.6", "To Shoot a Hilary Duff", and "Kingdom Ticker: Necklace of Memories" in the carriage. Then he went looking for some CDs. He got the Green Day CD, the Killers CD, and the Switchfoot CD. Then he found a wicked awesome CD player that was black with a white skull that looked like it was spray painted on. And if he couldn't get enough of it, he got hot laptop with the wireless Internet connection. When he finished he walked over to Starfire who was also done.
"Please tell me you didn't go over what I said you could get." Robin said desperately.
"I have not! See! Three compact discs and one portable compact disc player." Starfire said proudly.
"Alright. Let's go find some leather jackets and pay for this crap."
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" What is this! A shopping spree! I'm not doing this! I quit!" A mean looking cashier pulled off his name tag, threw it to the floor and walked out the door. Robin and Starfire looked at each other.
Another cashier, a girl about 17, was sent over to do the job. "Hi," she simply said and started running the items over the machine. At least thirty minutes later, Robin gave the girl his card and $2,444.44 was taken off. "Cash back?" the girl asked.
" Um yeah. One hundred," Robin said looking at Starfire who had fallen asleep on his shoulder.
When the cashier had finally finished the transaction, there were at least fifty bags to carry. Robin woke up Starfire and they walked over to the bags.
" Hoe are we to bring all of this back to our hotel room?" Starfire asked.
" I guess we'll have to make two trips. I'll be right back." Robin ran out of the store. He drove his motorcycle up to the store from its parking space and parked it in the emergency fire lane. "Help me bring come of these bags out."
Robin and Starfire brought half of the bags to the bike and stuffed them in the storage area. Robin told Starfire to stay with the bags and left on his bike. Fifteen minutes later, Robin came back and they brought the other half to the motorcycle and went back to the hotel with Starfire.
At the hotel, it took them nine trips to get all the bags up the stairs and into their room. When Robin looked at all the plastic bags full of clothes and what not on the floor of the room, he said, "I need to get a car," shaking his head.
Then Robin took out the large duffel bags he got for both of them and handed one Starfire. "Try and fit all of your stuff in here."
And hour later, making it eleven thirty, everything was away in bags. Starfire fit all of her clothes and accessories in her duffel bag and had all of her CDs and bath products and make-up in another carry-on bag. Robin fit everything in his duffel bag but put all of his electronics in another carry-on bag. So there were four bags in total.
Robin and Starfire both took showers and changed into pajamas. When they were perfectly ready for bed and after Robin put the chicken in the mini fridge, they both sat down on Robin's bed with an atlas opened out in front of them.
Robin pointed to area on the map. "This is Jump City." He pointed to another area. "This is where we are now." He finally pointed to another area. "And this is where we're going; Nashville, Tennessee." ((A/N: Tee hee!))
"How long will it take to get there?" Starfire asked.
"Two days. Three at the most." Robin looked down at the map then looked back up at Starfire. "If we stay on Interstate 40 then, yeah, two days." Robin closed the atlas and got up to put it near his bag.
"Robin?"
Robin turned around and walked back to Starfire. He sat down and pulled Starfire on his lap, facing him. "Yeah?"
"Can you explain to me how our lives are to be once we reach Nashville again?"
"Well, we'll rent an apartment. Then we'll both have to find jobs."
"What kind of jobs?"
Robin absentmindedly took Starfire's hand and started rubbing it ((A/N: Gosh! That sounded SOOOO wrong!)) with his thumb. "I guess I could get a job as a police officer or something. Cuz you know how I'm obsessed with fighting crime. And you, well since you love kids so much, you could work at a day care or something."
"That sounds nice…" Starfire said sleepily. She fell forward and fell asleep on Robin's chest.
Robin chuckled and picked her up in his arms as if she were a fragile piece of diamond. He walked over to Starfire's bed, pulled the covers down, and set her down. He pulled the covers back up. He watched her sleep for a couple minutes. She was his little angel. Robin bent down and gave her a peck on the lips.
"Goodnight," Robin simply said. Then he dug through his bag for his gold belt. He pulled out the three-fourths full tube and drank another fourth. He coughed for a moment and then slipped into his bed.
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"So waddid Raven say?" Cyborg asked Beast Boy while playing a racing video game.
"She said our idea was stupid," Beast boy said sticking his tongue out the side of his mouth in concentration.
"Oh."
"Guys. Stop playing that retarded game. I have an idea." Raven floated down in front of the boys.
Cyborg turned the Game Station off. "Okay, Raven. What is it?"
Raven sat down next to Beast Boy. "You both know that Robin was a little obsessive with his email, right?"
"Yeah!" Beast Boy said. "He has to check it everyday!"
"Robin is most likely to buy a computer of some sort. If we send him an email he might read it. That's our only chance of contacting him since he probably destroyed both of his and Starfire's communicators."
"Yeah. That might work," Cyborg said rubbing his chin, thinking.
"We should ask him if he eloped with Starfire!" Beast Boy yelled excitedly.
Raven looked blankly at him. "Um, no." She stood up and turned on the main computer. She opened up her email, ADealWitTheDevil666(at)stranded.tt, and opened up a new email. In the "To" section she typed Robin's email, ThisIsAnEmailAddress(at)stranded.tt. In the "Subject" section she typed, Robin! What the fawk is going on!
"So what should the message be?" Raven asked Cyborg and Beast Boy who were leaning over her.
"Say, 'This isn't only Raven but this is Cyborg and Beast Boy too.'" Cyborg suggested.
Raven typed just that.
"Ooo! Ooo!" Beast Boy jumped up and down. "Now write, 'Did you and Star elope?' Elope is spelled E-L—"
"We're not saying anything about 'eloping' in this email!" Raven yelled.
"Raven, just write what you think it should say and then we'll add anything if we want to." Cyborg said walking into the kitchen and grabbing a soda.
"Fine." And Raven started typing away.
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Robin,
This isn't only Raven but this is Cyborg and Beast Boy too.
Seriously. What is going on! You guys just left. When we woke up you and Starfire weren't in your rooms so we assumed we two went somewhere. But we never assumed you'd be STEALING XYNOTHIUM!
So we turned on the news like we do every morning and there you and Starfire were dressed all weird. And then you said, "We aren't Titans anymore." What is that supposed to mean! Does that mean you're quitting or that you think we kicked you off the team!
Robin, tell us, why did you try to choke Beast Boy? And why did you steal Xynothium? And why is Starfire with you? Are you guys going to start a new life? Will you still be superheroes? How will you survive?
We don't mean to act like this is 20 Questions or an interrogation but please, Robin. Why did you go? We miss you and Star a lot. We know that you two are labeled as criminals but once everything is clear, we'll see if you can be on the team again. But it's just that Robin, we can't trust you anymore. You've hurt us all so much. I know it hurts to read this but it's the truth. But you can try and gain out trust again by coming back.
Come back to the Tower. Come home.
-Raven, Beast Boy, and Cyborg,
Your friends.
It was six AM and Robin sat staring at the computer screen, at an email they just sent him. Damn, they made him so mad. Robin, we can't trust you any more. 'Do I give a fawk!' He angrily closed the email and signed online, to get his mind off of them. On his buddy list he saw that his friend, Max who was the son of a scientist that helps out with crimes, was on.
Robin: B4t0utt4H3ll ((A/N: Bat outta Hell, if you didn't get that.)) : hey
Max: 2plus2equalsFish: havent talked 2 u in a long time. how r things goin?
B4t0utt4H3ll: good i guess. but guess wat?
2plus2equalsFish: wat?
B4t0utt4H3ll: no guess
2plus2equalsFish: fine…u screwed a monkey. am i right?
B4t0utt4H3ll: ur funny. –angry face- guess again
B4t0utt4H3ll: come on guess
2plus2equalsFish: you…stole some xynothium and now ur running from the
law with starfire
B4t0utt4H3ll: WOAH! –surprised face- how did u kno!
2plus2equalsFish: dude its all over the news
B4t0utt4H3ll: oh yeah…well thats not what u were trying 2 guess so guess again
2plus2equalsFish: are u freakin kidding me! ur in bed with starfire right now! thats so it!
B4t0utt4H3ll: ur an ass
B4t0utt4H3ll: but ur actually pretty close
2plus2equalsFish: really! kool! well then you WERE in bed w/star
B4t0utt4H3ll: .
B4t0utt4H3ll: …..
B4t0utt4H3ll: no
B4t0utt4H3ll: no freakin no
B4t0utt4H3ll: no freakin the devils my dad no
B4t0utt4H3ll: i swear the next time i see u i will personally annihilate u
2plus2equalsFish: then i guess u dont want me to guess n-e more
B4t0utt4H3ll: fine. it was that i'm DATING starfire now!
2plus2equalsFish: DUDE! thats fawking sweet! lucky! i swore to myself that if u didnt make a move on her i would
B4t0utt4H3ll: SHES NOT SOMETHING THAT YOU JUST "MAKE A MOVE" ON!
2plus2equalsFish: calm urself down! its called a joke! ur either jealous or totally smothered in love
B4t0utt4H3ll: im totally smothered in love, man. she just took over me. id do absolutely n-e freakin thing 4 her…
2plus2equalsFish: ur getting sappy. wat happened 2 the stone cold "i dont care 4 n-e god damned living soul" guy i used to kno?
B4t0utt4H3ll: he left with my singleness
2plus2equalsFish: ur a loser
2plus2equalsFish: g2g loser
2plus2equalsFish: bye loser
B4t0utt4H3ll: retard
2plus2equalsFish has signed off.
Robin laughed and the closed the window. He checked his buddy list to see if any one else was on. He saw someone but then they IMed him.
BloodyMassacre666: Hello Mr. I'm-gonna-steal-xynothium-and-then-quit-the-team.
B4t0utt4H3ll: hello…Miss I'm-the-evilest-person-in-the-whole-world-and-i-hate-everyone.
B4t0utt4H3ll: Raven i don't want 2 talk now bye
BloodyMassacre666: No way. You're talking. Did you get the email?
B4t0utt4H3ll: yeah
BloodyMassacre666: Well? Are you going to write back or just leave that email unanswered in the Old folder?
B4t0utt4H3ll: Raven, u kno me. wat do u think id choose?
BloodyMassacre666: You better answer the freaking email or I will…Hold on.
B4t0utt4H3ll: fine. ill "hold on"
After Raven never answered for a couple minutes Robin just signed off and turned off the laptop.
It was now six thirty AM. Robin was fully dressed in a pair of baggy black jean shorts and the Green Day T-shirt. His hair was spiked up as usual with gel. He looked over to Starfire to see her sleeping gracefully. He turned away and took the Game Station out. He hooked it to the hotel room TV and turned the volume down so he wouldn't awaken Starfire. He played "To Shoot a Hilary Duff" for at least an hour until Starfire woke up.
She stood up and hugged Robin from behind. "Good morning." Robin turned around in her embrace and took her into a passionate lip lock. Starfire pulled out minutes later and took the outfit she set out and changed in the bathroom. She came out wearing a light blue pair of jeans and a white tang-top with lace and sequins around the collar. Her hair was brushed out and she'd decided to put it up in a high ponytail. In her ears, were plain silver dangles with a diamond at the ends. She twirled around for Robin and said, "Do I look…normal?"
Robin switched off the Game Station. "Yeah. You look perfect." He put the Game Station away in his bag.
"Thank you, Robin! You look perfect also!" She walked over to where Robin was reheating the chicken from MFC in the microwave that came with the room. They ate the chicken as Robin talked about the "To Shoot a Hilary Duff" game.
"And this game is a children's game?" Starfire asked before taking a bite out of her chicken.
"Yeah," Robin said, his mouth full of chicken. "It's rated 'E for everyone'."
"But won't it influence young children to assassinate the people they do not like?"
"No. Probably not. It's too much of a humorous game." Robin stood up and threw his plastic plate away in the trash can. He came back to Starfire and held his hand out. "Are you done?"
"Yes." She handed Robin her plate. "Thank you."
He threw her plate away too. "No problem. Go to the bathroom and then we'll start heading to Nashville."
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A/N: Umm. How boring was that chapter? You guys know it was boring. It doesn't even help the plot that much except for the fact that you know that they're going to Nashville. This chapter sucked so much. UGH! It was so boring that it made me bored, making me have nothing to say in this Author's Note. And don't you dare say that's a good thing.
Well I will say that I'm listening to 'Black Eyed Peas: Monkey Business' now. Yay…
And I will say that I got a 47 on my English final a couple days ago (school's over for me dudes!). But only like 6 people got over a 60 anyway. (It was an essay test. We had to write an essay to answer each of the three questions.) Woot…
Next chapter and maybe the one after that will be all about what Raven, Beast Boy, and Cyborg are doing. Oh joy…
…Later days… Until next...chapter...yeah,
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